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In Topic: Sweet smoking Mariah ... Rural King. Anyone been here?

19 September 2014 - 01:56 PM


And it's called The Kang.
Oh, and you forgot that you can buy a windmill there.

Yeah, the windmills!

Oh, and also work jeans, chainsaw chain sharpeners, Remington 870 pump shotgun, a backpack for a six year old girl with a picture of a beagle on it, a backpack for a beagle with a picture of a six year old girl on it, a remote control monster truck the size of a loaf of bread, tumbling shotgun targts, live rabbits (yes, actual live bunny rabbits) salt licks for deers, salt for margarita mix, Morton iodized salt in a 1 lb. carton, huge bags of salt for the water softeners on sale for $6, rock salt for the shotgun shells, telescoping camping forks, maple trees in buckets on sale for $23/each, filters for the furnace, electric space heaters, bluetooth wireless speaker for the swimming pool, a waterproof floating duck light, a five gallon bucket of driveway sealer, a hambone for the dog, a dogbone for the pig, cans of spray paint, cans of spray antiperspirant, cans of spray cheese, a burglar alarm system for the house, a burglar alarm system for the car, a wireless dog fence, a wired cattle fence, an electric hog fence, a wireless remote control tractor with a tiny plastic hog in a tiny towed wagon, survey flags, American flags, American flag t-shirts, a giant box of ultrathick aluminum foil, a tiny box of superthin aluminum foil, turkey jerky, beef jerky, elk jerky, pork jerky, a gross of summer sausages, potato chips with a photo of Larry the Cable Guy on the front, septic tank repair kit, septic tank cleaner, septic tank, metal hitch rack on sale for only $40, a brand new wood furnace to heat an entire house, a potbelly wood stove, an impact hammer, a jackhammer, a twelve pack of LED light bulbs, a six-pack of tampons, a twelve pack of maxi-pads, a 24-pack of condoms, a 48-pack of cat food, a 96-pack of drywall anchors, anti-fatigue rubber mats, yoga mats, hundreds of different variations of bird feeders, thousands of variations of fish flies and hook baits, rain gutters, squirrel feeders, squirrel poison, squirrel traps, squirrel stew seasoning mix, squirrel food, bird seed, bird poison, birdshot, whirly-birds, whirly-bird sprinkler heads, rubber hose, rubber nose, rubber tire swing sort of shaped like a horse, plastic deer, plastic beer cozy, Marlin 60 .22L Tube Feed rifle, Remington .45 ACP Automatic, fish waders, fishing pole, fly line, fishing line, kite string, string art, string, string beans, chili beans, chili seasoning, Season of our Discontent on DVD, DVD player, cologne and orange sweatshirt with a drawing of a tractor under a disco ball.

What else did I forget?


You did pay attention in biology didn't you?

:lol: :lol:

In Topic: Song I really hate!

19 September 2014 - 01:28 PM


Another one <_<

In Topic: Song I really hate!

19 September 2014 - 01:23 PM


They couldn't have flogged any song as hard they did with this one. 2-3 times a day for frikken weeks

In Topic: Okay Scottish referendum, what you got for us? Ready to join the club?

19 September 2014 - 12:36 PM

Looks like we're stuck with them for a few more years.


 They're preparing the traditional haggis dinner (extra greasy, of course) to serve to their English guests, whom Westminster will no doubt be dispatching shortly to sooth any hurt feelings.  There will be at least a half dozen bag pipes playing while they eat it too...They place bets on which delegate hurls first, y'all do know that, right??  



Looks delicious................................................. :wacko: :wacko:



In Topic: Okay Scottish referendum, what you got for us? Ready to join the club?

19 September 2014 - 12:00 PM

Looks like we're stuck with them for a few more years.