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Ishmael

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More teacher's mistakes

26 November 2016 - 02:18 AM

http://cnews.canoe.c...5/22685820.html

 

Giving your 13-year old boyfriend a handgun? Screwing him every other day?

 

What could possibly go wrong?


Leonard Cohen DTS

11 November 2016 - 02:32 AM

I thought he was going to go on forever. RIP

 


Coke or Pepsi?

17 October 2016 - 10:39 PM

This sounds highly unpleasant.

It also sounds like the poor guy didn't have much in the way of "equipment" to start with. Have you seen the size of the opening in a pop bottle?

 

 

A Honduran man -- too embarrassed to get help -- will never have sex again after getting his penis stuck in a pop bottle.

The 50-year-old man, who admitted he hadn’t had sex for a number of years, turned to the pop bottle for some sexual relief.

“We had a 50-year-old patient, that, because he didn’t have a girlfriend or a wife, wanted to relieve his sexual frustration,” his surgeon, Dr. Dennis Chirinos told HSH TV. “So he put his penis in a bottle and this caused the death and necrosis of the penis.”

The man’s member turned black and began to decay.

“When you put your penis into a bottle it causes a constriction in the blood vessels of the penis and within four hours you can lose the penis,” Chirinos said.

His genitals also had to be removed.

The man will still be able to urinate. 

 

http://cnews.canoe.c...7/22675245.html


A loopy idea

12 October 2016 - 04:56 AM

I'm retired, my wife is going to be retired shortly. A couple of years ago, I broached the idea to her of doing the whole east coast experience on Other People's Boats. So, I thought I'd test the waters. How far could we get in a year?

 

Start somewhere around Thunder Bay/Duluth, go through the Great Lakes and down the St. Lawrence, through the Atlantic Provinces, and down the east coast to Florida. Can it be done in one year by bumming rides and pretending to crew for people cruising or racing? Skip the Great Lakes and start in Montreal or Halifax? Skip it all and start a cooking school specializing in endangered species? What's the best weather window we could plan for?


Like Burning Man, but without the happiness

02 October 2016 - 01:22 AM

https://www.wired.co...k-lame/#slide-1

 

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