Last September, a couple having a picnic reportedly witnessed 61-year-old Paul Lovell attempting to have sex with a sheep just minutes after he tried—and failed—to have sex with a cow in a field near London. Lovell, who was 250 yards from the couple, was reportedly "laying on the floor, taking his shorts off" before the attempted animal sex acts.
When the cow rejected his advances, prosecutors told jurors the man decided "try his luck with some sheep," At that point, understandably, the jury burst into laughter. The judge, however, was less amused and chided the jurors for laughing, according to the International Business Times.
One charge of indecent exposure was dropped against Lovell due to lack of evidence, though a second charge of outraging public indecency was amended to make sure it stuck: The charge now reads outraging public indecency with "fellatio on a cow."
Astonishing. Not that he would do it, but that he would do it with witnesses.
A New Mexico woman has been charged with aggravated assault after allegedly pulling a gun out of her private parts and pointing it at her boyfriend following a dispute about aliens.
The Albuquerque Journal, citing a police statement filed in court, reported Jennifer McCarthy, 48, and her boyfriend had a disagreement about space aliens and she left their house. When she came back, she allegedly went into the bedroom and came back out dressed in lingerie with a handgun in her "private parts" and performed a sex act.
That's when the boyfriend alleges McCarthy asked "Who is crazy, you or me?" and pointed the gun at his head. The man told police he grabbed the gun and threw it in the toilet, but fearing McCarthy would try to get it again, took it outside and threw it in a trash can.
McCarthy was charged Saturday morning.
The report says McCarthy admitted to having a gun, but said it had been "missing for a while."