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In Topic: I admit, I'm an anti-Brit bigot

20 September 2007 - 09:22 AM

I've been traveling the last couple of weeks - Spain, Portugal, GB and I've been frankly startled by the behavior of some of my British fellow travelers:

1. I'm standing in line at the airport in Barcelona to board my flight to Gatwick, my wife speaks to me and I turn to answer her and a gap of perhaps a foot opens up in front of me and this little old lady scuttles forward and cuts in front of me. Huh?

2. The plane arrives at the gate at Gatwick and immediately about fifteen people from the back of the plane come charging up the aisle. Huh?

3. We're off the plane at Gatwick making the interminable hike to our connecting flight and some young fellow behind steps twice on my heels apparently considering my pace too slow. Huh?

All this brought back memories of skiing in France a few years ago. Again the Brits were the most unruly in the queues for the lifts, barging, cutting in line, literally pushing people. I did exact some revenge on one young woman who started shoving against my back. I started leaning back against her shove, which increased - after a few moments I abruptly moved forward and she very nearly fell down. She then had the temerity to start calling me names!

So, I'm fed up with these physically malformed, obese, pasty faced, rude English who for some reason can't even speak or write their native tongue correctly.


Eat my Fuck.

Oh, and a hint: Dont fly Easyjet or Ryanair because it is generally accepted that it is a free for all - hence the price you cheapskate.

I hope you fuck off home now.

In Topic: Clothes too skimpy to fly on an airline???

18 September 2007 - 04:46 PM

QUOTE(Jeff B @ Sep 18 2007, 04:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Fat airline passengers???  Listen to this:  Fat asses costing $$

Ignore the 10 sec commerical at teh beginning.....[/quote]

So SWA is actually making fat people pay for two seats? That's awesome. Wonder if anyone in Europe will do that? My guess? Ryanair, who are already charging 10 to put a bag in the hold (even though if you add my bag's weight to mine it is often less that the bodyweight of other fat passengers).

The unfortunate losers are tall people and I have no solution for that.

In Topic: Clothes too skimpy to fly on an airline???

18 September 2007 - 08:53 AM

And they won't kick the fat fucks that stink and sweat all over you off of the plane.  You tell me which is worse:  hot babe in skimpy clothes (reportedly sans panties btw), or some fat ass in a wife beater t-shirt, dirty feet and sandals hogging half of your seat?

Careful - there are plenty of fat people here who take violent exception to the fact that they are a burden on society.

In Topic: Joke

06 September 2007 - 04:02 PM

Pavarotti is at the Pearly Gates

St Peter opens them and says 'oh it's you luciano, come on in. squeeze through'.

pavarotti says 'hold on, i've got an envelope for you, from the pope.'

st peter opens it up and reads it. It says:


In Topic: Diageo to enter Volvo?

20 August 2007 - 10:24 AM

That would be pretty cool. I'd like to see them get involved in the sport.  Care to share where you got this info?

From a mate in sports marketing - he had just heard the rumour