I've been traveling the last couple of weeks - Spain, Portugal, GB and I've been frankly startled by the behavior of some of my British fellow travelers:
1. I'm standing in line at the airport in Barcelona to board my flight to Gatwick, my wife speaks to me and I turn to answer her and a gap of perhaps a foot opens up in front of me and this little old lady scuttles forward and cuts in front of me. Huh?
2. The plane arrives at the gate at Gatwick and immediately about fifteen people from the back of the plane come charging up the aisle. Huh?
3. We're off the plane at Gatwick making the interminable hike to our connecting flight and some young fellow behind steps twice on my heels apparently considering my pace too slow. Huh?
All this brought back memories of skiing in France a few years ago. Again the Brits were the most unruly in the queues for the lifts, barging, cutting in line, literally pushing people. I did exact some revenge on one young woman who started shoving against my back. I started leaning back against her shove, which increased - after a few moments I abruptly moved forward and she very nearly fell down. She then had the temerity to start calling me names!
So, I'm fed up with these physically malformed, obese, pasty faced, rude English who for some reason can't even speak or write their native tongue correctly.
Eat my Fuck.
Oh, and a hint: Dont fly Easyjet or Ryanair because it is generally accepted that it is a free for all - hence the price you cheapskate.
I hope you fuck off home now.