complaint about British dining from the Country that gave the world these utter abominations:
Now hold on a second ...
First, you can insult Budweiser all you want, as tasty as it is on a hot day, we all know it's swill here. And the only Yanks who give a crap about chocolate bar brands are bachelorettes and middle-schoolers.
But the cheese ... what red-blooded Yank would eat processed cheese spread out of a jar? No sir! We eat it out of a spray can, as the Almighty intended, and bestowed unto all of drunks, the miracle of processed cheez "food" in a spray can. See, we claim it is neither food, nor cheese, just that it is a necessary component of alcoholism in our great land.
Hilarious and sad at the same time.. What country on earth doesn't have it's cheese wiz/Vegemite/haggis/labats/shark fin soup etc... It is all out there.