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Member Since 27 Jan 2006
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In Topic: caption contest

Yesterday, 11:25 PM

And here is the first documented photo of the moment just before a Mongolian clusterfuck


Is that a new spinnaker douse or jibe I've not heard of before?

In Topic: Yes, Yes, it's that time of year again....

Yesterday, 10:59 PM

82 degrees in the PNW today...  and I am stuck inside at the computer.  Argg....

In Topic: Those crazy brits

29 April 2016 - 11:25 PM


complaint about British dining from the Country that gave the world these utter abominations:



and this:



and this:



Now hold on a second ...


First, you can insult Budweiser all you want, as tasty as it is on a hot day, we all know it's swill here. And the only Yanks who give a crap about chocolate bar brands are bachelorettes and middle-schoolers.


But the cheese ... what red-blooded Yank would eat processed cheese spread out of a jar? No sir! We eat it out of a spray can, as the Almighty intended, and bestowed unto all of drunks, the miracle of processed cheez "food" in a spray can. See, we claim it is neither food, nor cheese, just that it is a necessary component of alcoholism in our great land.




Hilarious and sad at the same time..  What country on earth doesn't have it's cheese wiz/Vegemite/haggis/labats/shark fin soup etc...  It is all out there.


Authentic China/Middle-Eastern food bazaar anyone?  

In Topic: What Job Has Soak Ed NEVER Had? :)

29 April 2016 - 11:08 PM

No polish sausage jokes yet?



In Topic: caption contest

22 April 2016 - 11:44 PM

Now, lets bolt on my Yamaha 115 on the back next and see what it does...  


Queue the flight attendant to describe the intricacies of the modern seat belt.