Full Version: Aarrhh yoooo....!
Oi, yoooo! Where's my forward canard you facking JuanKer!!"
This is how you do it ! A steady motion forwards and backwards , forwards and backwards !!
Guy can't believe his eyes. You have found my long lost brother Jean Pierre!
Where did you get this photo Mr. Fivehead?
Where did you get this photo Mr. Fivehead?
I DID too put my directional on, you gai jin, you dew nay lo mo (sp??) you filthy running dog foreigner! Now go pump my gas and mow my lawn foreign filthy mongrel!
this isnt my car, what the hell am i drivin?
Hey ya.....gentle on the hoist of that foreign cursed dagger board you motherless turd of an Imperial foreign lap-dog..................
Lesson One:
First you grab the dick. Next you gently lick it, up and down. Then insert it into the mouth - take it slow, don't rush it... and before you know it.... SPLASH!
First you grab the dick. Next you gently lick it, up and down. Then insert it into the mouth - take it slow, don't rush it... and before you know it.... SPLASH!
QUOTE (Teaky @ Mar 22 2005, 06:34 PM)
"JuanK...! Oi, yoo! Where's my forward canard you facking wan...."
Skipper "A pebble in the ocean"
Trimmer (to another trimmer) "are you sure this guy can speak english?"
Skipper "A...... PEBBLE..... INNNNN THE OCEANNNNNNNNN!!!!"
Crew to Main Trimmer "Will you just bring the main in already"
....me luv GB long time...
Don't tell me how to drive, this is the same way I drive my car. I don't need to put my hand on the wheel, what for, why. Where is the horn on this thing, I need a horn.
QUOTE (Team Jenna Racing @ Mar 22 2005, 09:29 PM)
Lesson One:
First you grab the dick. Next you gently lick it, up and down. Then insert it into the mouth - take it slow, don't rush it... and before you know it.... SPLASH!
First you grab the dick. Next you gently lick it, up and down. Then insert it into the mouth - take it slow, don't rush it... and before you know it.... SPLASH!
I need to be alone for a while....
You just need to do this for five minutes a day...
No more yankee my wankee. Ponger need food.
"I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, yes I think so."
"i like my junk better"
this is what i think about 720's
"I ask you where wind go and you say fluctuations?!! - Fluck you British!!!"
Get the facking canting keel back on the boat! 
QUOTE (Charlie Foxtrot @ Mar 22 2005, 08:51 PM)
QUOTE (Team Jenna Racing @ Mar 22 2005, 09:29 PM)
Lesson One:
First you grab the dick. Next you gently lick it, up and down. Then insert it into the mouth - take it slow, don't rush it... and before you know it.... SPLASH!
First you grab the dick. Next you gently lick it, up and down. Then insert it into the mouth - take it slow, don't rush it... and before you know it.... SPLASH!
I need to be alone for a while....
No fucking shit man!
Why TJR, I had no idea!!!
Caption: chee bye nah beh! gently with the foil beeotch! it trims the foil gently or it gets the hose!
Frank Pong... always hip with the Bruce Lee coif... maybe he coud've joined BullGator at the PlayBoy Mansion....
Frank Pong... always hip with the Bruce Lee coif... maybe he coud've joined BullGator at the PlayBoy Mansion....
QUOTE (Galley Skulker @ Mar 23 2005, 01:20 PM)
"I ask you where wind go and you say fluctuations?!! - Fluck you British!!!"
So wrong... but so funny.
G
if you follow my program, you can buy houses with little or no money down. then you can flip them for big profit. then you can have all this and pretty girls. JUST LIKE ME!!!!
Next person tells me to shut up and drive gets this up their ass!
Ay Yaah, sak si fut, you fackin wankaa's at B&G. Dispways not weedable fwom weel, bawt yacket waywee nice....
Can somwady bwing me my egg wolls now paweese.... M'goya....
Can somwady bwing me my egg wolls now paweese.... M'goya....
In a heavy New York accent, "Hey shithead! This is what I think of your fucking idea!" "Now shut up and look pretty for the camera."
"Whaddya mean we don't have a fourth mode??!!"
Option A:
Karl Kwok - Who has biggest dick now.....?
Option B:
What do mean we HIT it........Why you no signal foriegn lacky bow bitch.....??
Option C:
You all remember what to do when Larry Eliison comes round that mark neh....?????
Karl Kwok - Who has biggest dick now.....?
Option B:
What do mean we HIT it........Why you no signal foriegn lacky bow bitch.....??
Option C:
You all remember what to do when Larry Eliison comes round that mark neh....?????
I'll show YOU articulating............
this is wanker gia oh
i said fried rice with pork chop not spicy noodles
fuk yoo dynasty always get order wrong
fuk yoo dynasty always get order wrong
Man who stand in front of wheel get tired
Man who stand behind wheel get exhausted
Man who stand behind wheel get exhausted
"I swear, He had the whole fist up my butt, and I loved every second of it"
Wax on, wacks off.....
If you can snatch the pebble from my hand young grass smoker.
stawbawd tack? u say we dont have wight of way 1 maw time and i show you who have wight of way!!
Wat we need is towtawl concetwation.
Happy Easter
What exacwe do you want me to do with my hand again???
Oh dear, Oh dear, Oh dear, I hear
It's all that I can do,
To sit and watch from my PC,
How super, straight ,and true.
My B&G auto-helm, can steer.
It's all that I can do,
To sit and watch from my PC,
How super, straight ,and true.
My B&G auto-helm, can steer.
look ma, no hands!
you mean ouw phrf wating is wat?
How long is a Chineese Man!
QUOTE (Team Jenna Racing @ Mar 23 2005, 04:29 AM)
Lesson One:
First you grab the dick. Next you gently lick it, up and down. Then insert it into the mouth - take it slow, don't rush it... and before you know it.... SPLASH!
First you grab the dick. Next you gently lick it, up and down. Then insert it into the mouth - take it slow, don't rush it... and before you know it.... SPLASH!
Hmm...... a closet NWA Fan!!!!!
Just Don't Bite It
QUOTE (Galley Skulker @ Mar 24 2005, 12:20 AM)
"I ask you where wind go and you say fluctuations?!! - Fluck you British!!!"
Got to be the winner.... by a very long margin!!!
QUOTE (Teaky @ Mar 29 2005, 02:06 AM)
Yes, absolutely, we have a winner. Email your address and I will send you something from my desk.
I have a spare Stapler, three rubber bands or some Sellotape – choice is yours. You’ve earned it.
I have a spare Stapler, three rubber bands or some Sellotape – choice is yours. You’ve earned it.
Does the stapler come with a jello mold and jello?
He took my thumb, Cholley! He took my FUCKIN thumb!
Too funny.....boatgm! Ya out there mate??? OS from Yahoo. 
What's it wate?
"Swin-gen......cocksucka
Cocksucka......swin-gen
No engrish"
Isn't this the cleaner dude from Deadwood?
Cocksucka......swin-gen
No engrish"
Isn't this the cleaner dude from Deadwood?
"I know I dwivee boat...I also ownee boat...if me want to well wed bowman wankel pants while I dwive I gonna...so phuket off Chollee clew beeeeothches."
Phucking wankels.
wt
Phucking wankels.
wt
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