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El Mariachi

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  1. Me? Jfc but you are literally the worst judge of ANYTHING on the planet. The last time I got my feelings 'hurt'....was in 1961. But thanks for playing....idiot....
  2. Here's my Mexican Kid Enslaved starter kit, way back in 1978 when we pulled into La Paz and the fuking Ford dealership was on fire.....which the 4 of us helped put out....'cuz the bomberos couldn't even figure out the valves on their own fire truck. Lucky for Ford though that my best friend Moose was already 2 years into Fire sciences and had a part time gig at Hughe's Aircraft in El Segundo....and we pretty much saved half the building and all but two cars. Anyways, under the auspices of saving these two kids lives (because they lived behind the dealership and their 'house' caught
  3. My desire to be either attractive or humorous to you.....is right up there with having a 3 way with Pamela Harris and Amy Shumer. Seriously...stop taking yourself so fuking serious....you're just another hypocritical Ozzie who doesn't know jack shit outside of of Perth, Sydney or London. Ciao, bitch......
  4. What the actual fuk is THAT about? Water? Bugs? Snakes? Rusted door hinges?......
  5. Get back to us when your Government entrusts YOU with anything more valuable than a liter of Vegamite, a bottle of Bundy and three grilled 'roo testicals......
  6. There's amateur drug users, Flyer-Boi....and there's professional drug users. So don't get all pissy because YOU failed drug trade school.....
  7. I'll take David Live at the Philadelphia Philharmonic over DSOTM a hundred to one. Seriously, I can't think of any other album that's been more over-hyped & over-rated than the Moon one. Unless it's one of Springsteen's shit.....who made one good song in 45 years....and I can't even remember the f'ng name of it......
  8. Mexico to 'educate' us out of racism? Seriously? You ever f'ng been here? Jfc but Mexico is almost more racist than Japan, Germany and Finland......
  9. Jfc but I couldn't name three Floyd songs if I had a gun pointed to my fuking head. Just horrendously noisy noise. (except for the one with Maryanne Faithful.....that was pretty decent)......
  10. Gawd but you are seriously fuking stupider than Gator. Really, you are. And no, that's not a compliment you myopic cunt......
  11. Thank you......I'm just f'ng sick of this shit. 231 +/-countries in this world.....doesn't mean we need to try and save every frickin one of them. America's just 250 years old....A-Stan is what......a thousand? 2 thousand? Build 4 roads in all for compass quadrants the lead to neighboring countries, send lots a Jeeps and Land Rovers and suitcases and hand out $500.00 and let the innocent Afghanis have 90 daze to get the fuk out of there and start a new life somewhere else.....and let the Taliban and the 'Warlords' hash out their fuking differences until no one's left. And may the best ca
  12. You do know my Son got picked up by the A/F 3 years ago, graduated about 6th out of an entire squadron of 750 people, bought a house sight unseen in Virginia.....and him and his wife and young kids are soon to be transfered to England this year? All at the tender young age of 32? Pretty gawd damn awesome if you ask me......
  13. Ours got boiled for a bit....and after getting stuffed with meat, cheese, onions, fresh tomatoes, Jalapeños, cilantro and sometimes 'shrooms.....went into the oven at 375 for a while.....then broiled for about 6 minutes. Fuk. Ing. Heaven......
  14. 'Hey Dad, where are the fuking pliers?' 'Can't you read yet, ya little brat? They're in the fuking drawer!'....
  15. If only we could magically stop people from killing each other.....
  16. I've met Jeff and have had numerous phone conversations with him. Trust me, he's about the smartest fuker in this fuking room that is called PA....which is chockfull of stupid fuks who shouldn't be allowed to touch anything more complicated....than a ham sandwich.....
  17. When my Mom & Stepdad started taking my little Sis and me out of school for our annual 5-6-7k mile roadtrips (11 years straight) throughout every state in Mexico, back in '62.....powdered milk unfortunately was the only thing to use for our cereal for years....basically 'cuz Mexico hadn't yet jumped on the pasteurization burro. It's quite possibly the most disgusting shit ever invented for human consumption. Like right up there with cottage cheese and Haggis......
  18. My Mom must have loved me more.....she could make ground round stuffed bell peppers look like a f'ng Fabergè Egg.....and taste better than a 1968 A & W grilled cheeseburger......
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