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  1. The Coolest Way to Look Dorky on Water https://www.motortrend.com/news/manta5-hydrofoiler-xe-1-e-bike-water-photos-price-information/ I'm Just the Messenger.
  2. Bernie!! Once you get your head out of Stan's Ass you can see what's going wrong with attaching Mikie's Balls. Remember the wife only allow him to have them an hour a week..
  3. if you know anything about this and Fail to come forward with that information, You're as guilty as any of those in this attack. Find Your Spine and Step UP
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    To Find the Perps.. a) I'm sure she had a Rape Kit Performed. b) To Keep ones eligibility to compete in any other sanctioned event. Every Male participant of that weekend event. provide a mouth swab To those who participate in this. says a lot about you, that you have no game and that you need to resort to ambushing someone out for an evening of fun with who she thought were her "Comrades" . Karma, It's just around the next corner. For you young ladies out there.. Never, EVER LEAVE ANYONE BEHIND. You go out with them.. You come back with them.
  5. If your on a 4knt shitbox things happen fairly slow should you been on a performance ride things have to happen quick. Either WAY 1st. STOP the BOAT. best way to make that happen. Turn into the WIND. Once the chute blows back into the triangle blow the halyard. Sail should land on the foredeck gather up sheets and guys, as someone gets engine started. I think the Question should have been WTF to do When BOB goes over while spinnaker is up? there is a whole lotta shit that needs to happen to have a chance of recovering BOB.. (anyone who's been splashed earns the n
  6. Because Now I can have my 6pack ring along with the bag it came in, and toss it into the water without feeling bad about it.. Like I ever DID. No turtles lookin to snort my LINE!! BTW they be making surfboard foam out of SeaWeed!!! It's tough to get Lit but once it does... No Cough It's ANARCHY... Go Back to the Arena.. Now LQQK Left..
  7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGXXKQFHMgM This is really old news. She won 2019 and for any of you that ever been to that shit hole called Bali then managed to make your way off the beaches this one is even older https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2018/05/this-plastic-bag-is-100-biodegradable-and-made-of-plants Why does it take so long to catch on.
  8. Most important thing I learned.. Never threaten the smuck who thought he was a Main Trimmer with a prostrate exam via a winch handle Even if he needs one I was informed, the preferred option was to smack em around until his head fell out of his Ase..
  9. Never Ever loose the opportunity to do a Good Job BAD!! Next, take the one who is bitching the most/loudest and inform em.. Your RC next week - usually shuts them up in a heartbeat. Next.. make sure this weeks RC leaves the bar with their tab PAID IN FULL. and if someone gets their Feelings Hurt... Just Look Left Everyone's an Expert until they have to do the JOB
  10. the direct route for when they dumped into a storm drain or the sewer went right out at Hermosa Pier. sad part. back then it was all above board and legal.
  11. There I was the other night, doing the one eyed lean watching the late night news and thought I heard this... then I went looking. It's rather a long read, but well worth the time for anyone So Cal Person. Water or Land Lubber. Check out the "Zones" https://www.latimes.com/projects/la-coast-ddt-dumping-ground/
  12. There is the eight fingers two thumbs method... a calculator... fairly recent and ez to use excel - this one cost a bit and some knowledge but once it's set up is simple to use access - same as the excel option but a little more bang for the buck. Google,,, It's your Friend... you can find many a different options there, some for free, others not some you might get what you what, others work, but you always get what they are willing to give. depending on how many boats you are scoring over how many races.. will take you down the path of no return Remember.
  13. Any Printing Shop / Office Depot can print a Large Format Document. You might know them as PDF FIles Most even have a place where you can........ UPLOAD IT!! Just pick what size you want it and by the time one drives over there it's ready to go. It's simple enough that someone over 50 should be able to do it... and if you CAN"T. You Should Not Be Far Enough From Land You Can't See It.. And No Need For A CHART Now LQQK Left
  14. with N2E Entry Fees Starting @ $325. The Cougar Run only open to boat owners and as Woody states.. SD is a barrel of laugh to visit these days. where's the fun in this event.. Little Capt & Coke in a cold shower @ midnight, wake up and head over to your local rub & tug you're far ahead in the game If you have ever done 100 mile to weather on a Cali Sled you wouldn't be dumb enough to even make that statement.. Remember to LQQk Left
  15. can you say Gunny Sack.. LQQks Grate for Shrimpin
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