Bort

Unless you are Mayflower stock, this is precisely what was said about your ancestors 6-7 generations ago. Certainly the case for mine.

Narrator: He is.

You must be a singlehander. Telling.

I believe in trying to uplift my fellow humans.

Come on you’re better than that. Next time take a few more minutes and come up with something that will actually make me laugh. I have faith in you.

Congratulations you have described consensus. A necessary part of life in a two party system. Well done sir.

You are incorrect sir.

And what does that tell you? I have a saying for when we bring new peeps big boat sailing: “If you’re all by yourself you’re in the wrong spot.”

Quite a leap there sir. I don’t support taking anything from anyone. I just believe we’d be better off with a bit less punching down from those at the top. “I am because We are.” Try it, you might like it.

You got yours so fuck everyone else? You need more Ubuntu in your life.

Was Teddy Roosevelt a social justice warrior?

Let me guess, you’re one of the dipshits that can be consistently relied on to vote against your own interests. Who needs a fair and equitable society when triggering the libs is so much fun?