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  1. sounds a bit like : Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning) As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, grumbling Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming] Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles, Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts, And living glupules frart and stipulate, Like jowling meated liverslime, Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdr
  2. so what about you, don't you recognize yourself in the above ? really ? look in the next mirror man, would you take the advice to take it not one but a whole load of notches down ? no, you won't with all the known excuses. U and Jack R one, and the way you keep on gloating about it is just disgusting too. for the record, Jack was at times a bit of a handful, but the fact that he got booted by the moaning of a dolt (among others, let's not give ole' Wayne that credit as his ballooning ego might go galactic) , weazel, bumfuckistani and all time disingenious nincompoop just goes
  3. hey now, he's leading by example (or ledding bi exempelle iff youz wante)
  4. did Al Gore ever visit them ? but seems like it. as Meli. LBumpteen and a couple more Randumbs seem to pester enlighten these here lofty erudite forums with their presence, word has it though it's still an old 48k modem connection hence the delay between reality and all things Ozzie onhere [/purple font], hat, jacket and saving my ozzistralian sailing association member card for a next eon
  5. but what is Australia ? is it something like front page ? honestly, inquiring minds want to know.
  6. MAGA, see, the man was right from the start ! Probably that poll/survey/whatever is librul, socialist, commy trolling stuff, just look at the countries on top, go tell ... really.
  7. nope, personally I don't think so, that's why I put it in purple font, was just referring to the fact that LB15 and Wayne M. can't stop kicking a man down by getting at another one who they claim it's the one,wrongly, quite shameful and lowlife stuff but there you go, that's the place we're at. Hi LB, ya cunt , hi Wayne, you dolt, nighty night cupcakes.
  8. dat is pas een contradictio in terminis of je vergat het kleurtje van de font ... en wat youp betreft, nu ja, DAT is inderdaad een zeiker van de hoogste orde ! keep up the good works Jack
  9. I'll contact my old chum in Hong Kong, Sir Ian Dubin, he'll cordially invite you to a moonlight walk in order to gently settle the matter of you abusing my avatar
  10. am on my 5th beemer right now, today it's the R1250RT, until 2 years ago it was the 1200RT which was outstanding, kept it for 10 years but at the end, as it's always parked outside and next to the sea it got so rusty, the tire pressure alarm would go off all the time (and the mechanic refused to check saying "this will cost you a shitload of $$$ to trace the rusted contacts down, just stick something over the alarm) and at the end the drive shaft seized, completely rusted, not the best of moments when you're driving and suddenly the rear locks up. Of course, these conditions are rather extrem
  11. icle, icle .... (a little joke from a local stand up comedian, comes up stage, scratches the mike and says test, test, icle, icle)
  12. was looking for some audio stuff, found this .... was quite amazing to me that a little brand would go to such lengths explaining what's going on, but then they make good stuff too. no worry for the wayniacs, in same search found that Ruark have the MIE project, Made In England, so all good ! Please note: UK deliveries are delayed by 1-3 weeks due to Brexit, for more information click here Dear Customer! We are sorry that the delivery service from our online store has not been up to par lately. That is unusual and not the standard that we aim to prov
  13. dunno what you mean with "sits on the surface" but this here old fart witnessed the Canadian airforce somewhere off Newfoundland (which is the normal great circle route beween the old continent and the US) bombing and shooting a number of semi to just about submerged containers which fell off a ship the day before during one of the typical winter gales ... have to say though, they first made a pass at us, contacted us asking to keep current course, we had a jolly good view on things, good show, and when they got them down they made another pass at us giving a little wing wave and a flicker of
  14. word from my British neighbour, whose yacht stayed on the hard for more than one year as a combination of Corona and Brexit (some of it should be in purple font) hey you dolt, have I got old news for you "Omnium gallorum fortissimi Belgae sunt." , comes out of De Bello Gallico from a certain Julius Caesar, but then you an immigrant from the blank oppression area wouldn't know, just silly trolling as always and showing off the buffoon you are , ya nincompoop. maybe we should start a poll "do we want to kick Wayne to the curb, as lately he feels far too much entitled, he's t
  15. the NPA (the british pork farming industry) are urging the Brexitstani govt to ease on entry visas like they have done for truck drivers and poultry industry, reason is there are about 100.000 pigs to be slaughtered but the butchers have gone home in europistan, Boris, chop chop ! how is that poll going you dolt ?
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