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    An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of bitter. After a while, he finds himself in a very nice neighborhood with big, stately residences...no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS. He really, really has to go, after all those Guinnesses. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve hi
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    RECTUM STRETCHER While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what?............ A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher d
  3. WSJ Law Blog Summary http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2008/03/18/post-g...js-jess-bravin/
  4. Interesting Op-Ed in the WSJ about two weeks ago by Larry Tribe, a very well know, very well respected, very liberal Harvard Law constitutional lawyer. In it he took the position that - even though it went against every bone in his liberal body - the second amendment was an individual right not constrained by militia service. He went on in the op-ed to encourage the Supreme Court to do a "narrow finding" - one that was constrained as possible. I also found it interesting in reading the Court of Appeals decision some months ago that the writers did not tiptoe around suggesting that in som
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    IDIOT SIGHTING : We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING: My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total
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    Software saleman dies and goes to heaven. Met by St. Peter St Peter: "Since you are a software saleman we have a special procedure. I want you to walk down the hall, you will find two doors, one marked "Heaven" and one marked "Hell." Open the doors, look around, come back and tell me were you would like to go." Somewhat surprised the software salesman goes down the hall and opens the door marked "Heaven." As might expected everything inside is heavenly. Idylic scenes, people praising the Lord, much joy. He closes the door and opens the door marked "Hell." Inside he finds the wildest pa
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    Could not pass up the fact that I was the 120,001 viewer of this thread
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