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  1. So, as the Indian Ocean is a "remote part" of the world, just when will a long range sailor, around the world sailor stumble across the debris field? There will be shit floating from this thing for a long time.
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    The Irish candle!! The Lass was Walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, "Top o'the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer husband 2 years ago?" She replied, "Aye, that ye did, Father." The Father asked, "And be there any wee ones yet?" She replied, "No, not yet, Father." The Father said, "Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer husband." She replied, "Oh, thank ye, Father." They then parted ways. Some years later they met again. The Father asked, "Well now, Mrs. Donov
  3. I haven't gone through this thread, but would presume that the structural ribs etc. are probably there for show, not for go. By putting stays for the masts out to the corners of the hulls, when that thing starts flexing in seas, the tension on the wires will cause the mast to break through compression. I'd love to see that thing out in 20' seas with a good helicopter and a better video cam to catch it on.
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    My wife said to me, "Honey, make love to me like they do in the movies." I flipped her over and stuck it in her butt, later on flipped her over and sprayed her in the face. That's when I found out we watch different movies.
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    It was hysterical 5 years ago when this thread started. This was the first ever "dirty joke" I heard on a 63' wooden race boat as a kid, probably when I was 6 or 7 years old after a race. That would make it 50 years ago. It took a few years before I "got it." Then I heard Buddy Hacket tell in on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson 20-25 years ago. Clearly an oldy but a goody!
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    Do Designated Drivers drive people to drink?
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    Late one foggy night two boaters collide head on while trying to navigate a narrow inlet channel. Both their boats were damaged, disabled and slowly sinking. As they each watched their boats slowly slip away beneath them, the first boater said " You know, this is a sign that we should never take life for granted and that we should live it to the fullest". "You are right," said the other boater as he opened a cooler and pulled out a bottle of bourbon whisky. Let's drink to living well for the rest of our lives. The first boater took the bottle and, after a big swig, handed it back
  8. Except for the fact that this one was designed by Jim Antrim and paid for by money from DARPA and HP, yes, they're almost exactly the same. Not to mention a couple of years of design and development testing materials. I sailed with Jim when he was working on that thing. His description of the design effort was something along the lines of wild and lots of materials strength testing. What the heck was that thing designed for in the first place?
  9. You are addicted to fake tit porn. Thems the real thing. There is nothing more beautiful than a real pair of tits. That fake shit is disturbing.
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    And I'm not taking this to political anarchy........... World's Shortest Books MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS By Tiger Woods ____________________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan Illustrated by Michael Moore Foreword by George Soros ________________________________________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton ______________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL By Hillary Clinton _________________ Sequel: THINGS
  11. Your Caption: Thought for the day: Fat chicks give the best head... because they are always hungry. Smoker chicks give the best head......because they're always practicing, since ingesting carcinogenic material is no problem, neither is a little biological material.
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    Are any of you in sales?.......... This guy is standing on busy Main Street asking every girl that walks by, "Do you wanna fuck?" and each one is slapping him in the face. A pal of his comes walking up unnoticed and he watches this for a few minutes in astonishment. Finally he walks up to his pal and says, "Man, with that approach you sure get slapped a lot!" And his pal said, "I also get laid a lot!"
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    I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them s
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    'Lawyer with a heart' One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?' 'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have to eat grass.' 'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,' the lawyer said. 'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.' 'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied. Turning to the other p
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