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Larry

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About Larry

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  • Birthday 12/01/1942

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    Chicago IL, U.S.A.
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    Owned Paceship Eastwind 25, then C&C 26 long ago. Love yacht racing and cruising, golf, billiards, yacht photography, one wife, two grown kids, and now am grandfather of three, Hanna and Ava, and a new grandson, Parker. : )

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  1. Larry

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    My dad and grandfather installed a wall-to-wall carpet in a lady's home. When finished, my dad noticed a lump beneath the carpet. Grandpa had dad bring a hammer back in from the truck and grandpa took a few minutes pounding the lump down until the carpet was flat. Leaving, as they had almost reached the truck, the lady came out and asked, "Have you seen my parakeet?"
  2. Hi, FOP... I found another photo of Flirt from the past, from the 1983 SORC Miami to Nassau Race. I am posting it on my thread, but thought you might want to see it here. Your project is fantastic, your descriptions and photos very interesting and informative. Looks like your fork lift driver did a yeoman job, too. .
  3. Larry

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    Some boaters are a joke. Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out
  4. Sure, Bob, use any image you wish for your article(s).

    Just give credit if possible.

    - Larry

  5. Larry:

    May I please use the pic of THUNDERBOLT with the blooper up for my GOB IOR article?

    Bob P.

  6. Condolences to Dick Jennings' family and his many friends in the sailing community. To me, Mr. Jennings was a mainstay in Chicago sail racing history. Fair winds.
  7. Larry

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    Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove.
  8. Larry

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    LOL Some of these last jokes are out of this world with good humour! LOL LOL
  9. Larry

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    At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. Note: This is obviously a joke!
  10. Larry

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    Catching The Drunks One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and drove off, only at the speed limit. The police officer followed him about about three blocks, then pulled pulled him over, read him his rights, and administered th
  11. Larry

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    Three friends attend wake of business associate. Irishman places $20 bill in the casket. Italian guy does the same, drops $20 bill into the casket. Jewish guy throws in a check for $60 and removes the two twenties!
  12. Larry

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    Q: What do you call a camel with two humps? A: A camel Q: What do you call a camel with one hump? A: A dromedary Q: What do you call a camel with no humps? A: Humphrey
  13. Larry

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    As far as your avatar--- I don't think I've seen bloodhounds run that fast before. LOL
  14. Larry

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    Did you ever hear about the woman named Marilyn Miller? She had her initials tattooed on her cheeks, and every time she bent over, it said "MOM" or "WOW"
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