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Evo

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  1. only if they have huddles on the bow after every mark rounding and then high five each other across the pole. that and at least a 3% reduction in IRC rating for entertaining the fleet. there needs to be structure
  2. imagine how upset poor Doey is going to be when he finds out Australians don't need a visa for the US
  3. the bloke sitting down on the left doesn't agree with you
  4. Evo

    Joke

    The Living Will Last night we were sitting in the living room with mum and she said to us " I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependant on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug" So I got up, umplugged the computer and threw out her wine she called me a bastard
  5. dunno Jim but ya just cast a dark spectre over Wednesday night RMYC races. gonna tell Parrey to finish astern of you at all times now
  6. yeah...this one is difficult to understand. There have been enough arseholes in this place using a screen name to display their lack of testicles through bitter attack....finding out who they are would be more useful than un masking one of the decent posters here. Don't let the fact that outing someone here can be a bootable offence worry the mob. Left Poof....don't do a sailing kr8 and make it all about your attentionwhore self. If snaggs doesn't want folk to know who he is....fair enough. the only person he upsets is espo...who needs upsetting coz espo's a douche
  7. so you made a thread about it in SA?
  8. congrats SC...it's a great shot mate.
  9. Evo

    Joke

    errr...not to cast nasturtiums Mr BK...but does this mean you are a fat arsed, clueless ranga? it's unclear to me what you are saying there
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    espo is a dick

    you should fit right in with these two part timers then TA One is a guinea that hates sailing and prefers to beat people in the head with baseball bats...the other is an IRA hitman who takes photos and has mates who tried to blow up grandma. all yours. have fun
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    espo is a dick

    internet tough guy too? say it isn't so
  12. Evo

    espo is a dick

    aye...the devil's own no doubt
  13. Evo

    espo is a dick

    ha!...yeah..you two bad arses are really fucking scary. What with John having mafia overtones and you having your IRA contacts everyone in sailing should tremble. so scary
  14. Evo

    espo is a dick

    geeze Mozz...Expo sounds quite bitter....was the waitress that hot?? perhaps his ancestors had the crap bombed out of them by both sides of your family??? or was there no floor cake?
  15. Evo

    espo is a dick

    thought your father bombed the crap out of the 3rd Reich? unresolved family issues? nevermind....Expo is still a dick and it would be fun to hear the waitress story?????? c'mon Mozz...you know you want to
  16. Evo

    Joke

    Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of
  17. Evo

    J35 Anarchist

    nice. go the bump
  18. gybing would leave you further away...turning up and hitting the halyard release is the only way to go (is that what they called crash tacking???)...sort out the mess..clear the lines and motor on. If the boat laid over while turning up it wouldn't be ideal but still much better positioning for the MOB than a gybe would be. gotta stop ze boat pronto
  19. sounds about right and probably a whole lot better than turning the other way you'd think?
  20. Evo

    Joke

    I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today,and we all could probably use more calm in our lives as well as understanding snaggletooth Some doctor ontv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace and understand snaggy is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished so I have managed to finish off a bottle o fMerlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, apockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins,the res of the chesescke an a box a chocle
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