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Excoded Tom

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  1. I have alluded to this several times myself. But I think I have an answer.... Notice whenever we get a "log" update? Where it mentions the love schooner Anne's speed? How on a good day he hustles along at between 0.5 and 1.0 knot? Now imagine taking a dump and throwing it overboard (because, no doubt, his mechanical marine heads have long since malfunctioned due to lack of maintenance) and then gazing overboard as your own turds fair better in the tradewinds than your boat. Bobbing along, side by side, shit versus shitbox. Art imitates life, my friends. Who could
  2. I think we should let this thread die... ...as soon as it quits being funny!
  3. Or at least get his boat speed above 2 knots for once?
  4. Wow, I can identify with Reid somehow. Sailing (n) - The fine art of hanging on, getting wet, and becoming ill while going slowly nowhere at great expense.
  5. I think that talent would even assure safe passage and many beers in the unfree world. But someone who farts with great skill is only entertaining for a little while. Reid is the gift who keeps on giving. I keep checking back, and so do all of you reading this.
  6. Inspiring stuff, I'm going to ferrosprout me a sailing contraption, tell some stories about doing research to scam funding, dump the wife, grab a young babe, and head out on my own driftathon right away. I think I'll bring more sails than Reid brought.
  7. The facts are that Reid is one nutty scammer. This thread has been on the first page of SA for about 840 days now, ok maybe it fell to the second page 3 times and only for a brief moment. It's really nauseating a few of us. I've watched it closely since I noticed it a few months ago. I wasn't sure at first but the guy seems to think he is God. Even if a lot of you don't think so. He's made it this far and I can't believe people are still falling for his scam. I really hope he drifts aimlessly as long as people will pay him to do it. I hope he scams a lot of money from this. It's a heck of a n
  8. ??? I think it was a masturbation reference?
  9. He would be merely nuts if he thought there was some point to his driftcapade. He not only thinks there is a point, he's starting to think he is God. That's way beyond nuts.
  10. A water ski IS a perfectly good little boat, and one of the most fun to play with that has ever been made. I rode mine for all of about 4 minutes yesterday, first time in a couple of years. My arms and shoulders are destroyed today. It's a WAY better workout than sailing. Oh, btw, I was being towed by an Evil Jet Ski!
  11. For those who have Cliff on ignore, this time he said: Well you know there Normy, I've been drinking heavily and I really love you guys!
  12. For those who have Cliffy on ignore, let me update you with what he said: Well you know there Normy, you all are jealous and have no reason to dislike Sir Driftalot.
  13. What happens to diesel fuel after 800 days or so? And what will happen to it in a zero gravity environment?
  14. Thanks, but I think you're not the first to photoshop that pic. Look at the neck line.
  15. If it wouldn't be too much trouble. Could you start out each posting of yours with. Well you know there Normy. LMAO, second that request!
  16. Isn't this Anarchy Control, the oxymoronic thread?
  17. The sacred sideslip is fascinating, and I can't wait for the NASA analysis. (Looks to me like )
  18. That's awesome. Do one with Shemp, he's the funniest stooge. So you just showed up to say ridiculous stuff, is that it? Shemp. Really. Moe wrote most of that stuff, and Curly was the funniest performer. Shemp. I should put you on "ignore" just for that comment, instead of doing it manually.
  19. But what if the rest of the team gets pregnant and jumps ship halfway to Mars?
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