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Frayed Knot Arts

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About Frayed Knot Arts

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  • Birthday 09/11/1945

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    Seymour, Tennessee
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    Knotwork, fancywork, all things nautical AND traditional, blowing raspberries at frozen snot.

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  1. Since 10/2009 for me, used the patch for two stages and managed to kill off a 2 pack a day/50 year habit. That's an equivalent, of course, as there were cigars and pipes as alternates (all inhaled) when SWMBO became activistic about smoking in the house. She WAS right...we had to "Kilz" the place twice to get rid of the Tar-Yellow before painting. Can only imagine what I looked like inside. It's pleasant to lay down at night and not listen to the "concertina music" of my lungs trying to perform their function. If you're trying to stop, get a quit-buddy and USE him or he
  2. I just loved the whole mishegoss, but best of all was moving the "experiment" from it's natal location to the launch ramp with a FORK LIFT (or was it a front loader ) and dollys. This was absolute proof there is no God, as Hotsie temped fate and wrath with eveery decision he made.... deck screws into pine 2x4's (and not even the GOOD grade) holding plywood (see previous brackets)... and that totally clueless interview in the local paper which is how I discovered it... Priceless.
  3. Annoyed an anasthesiologist no end once, getting set up for a colonoscopy, when I asked "Oi! Would it be too freakin' much to ask if he'd be slow in pushing the plunger so I could have just a wee minimal three seconds or so to FULLY appreciate the rush from the dynamite cocktail he would would be shoving into my circulatory system!" Would've thought I was asking for a sexual meeting with Princess DI! Got all soggy and hard to light, he did. No sense of humour these medical types.
  4. Dammit. I HATE that joke.
  5. Lefty, how old IS your confuzer? WIN 10 does have problems with anything older than a P-400, fer sure and the Lawn-Tractor powered behemoth you probably using is mebbe not "up-to-snuff" fer running it? Seriously, though, a lot of hardware we considered more than adequate a few short years ago has become antiquated far faster than we (I) had had any anticipation thereof, even, mebbe. Check the foundation, then complain about the cracks in the wall. And Mary and Chris Moose to you two.
  6. OK Who was offended by the previous two posts? Why? (Seriously) .............................................................................................. If you were offended, start a second thread and expound your reasoning, WITHOUT the Trumpistic solopisms. ............................................................................................. If not offended, perhaps you need to re-examine your ethical foundations ? ...........................................................................................
  7. Well, racisim. Y'know? Racisim. "Does you believe in Integration?" "Nawssuh!" "OK. Does you believe in SEGREGATION?" "Nawssuh!" "Den WHUT do de prospective juror believe in?" "Ah is believe in slavery, Suh". ""Scoose me? Did y'all say SLAVERY?" "Yassuh. Dem blackies b'longs mah fields and NOT in no voting booth." You don't think so?
  8. not at your age!!!! Bastard Why do so many men suffer premature ejaculation? Because they have to rush back to the pub to tell their mates what happened! NO! It's that they have to run back to the bloody pub to brag to their mates about what happened BEFORE THEY FALL ASLEEP! Absolutely a-MAAZ-in to me the capacity of the Female to be amused by the sleep-reflex inflicted on the Male by The Rut! Feckin' Elk DIE of it, Tigers (male and female) like a siesta after, Giraffes (male) have to be careful not to step on "'Is Majesty" afterwards, as he doesn'a shrink quick-like, Blu
  9. VEET, the remover of MORE than a man's hair... https://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK Read the reviews.
  10. TH THAT, sir, is NO JOKE!
  11. Is that an elevator shaft? Fell or pushed? Richard Thompson might know....
  12. Who is snagGletooth ? DILLIGAF? The ignore function preserves sanity. (NOT directed at Footlong! )
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