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    O.K. so this means Juliar is smarter than we all think ?
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    A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Dublin . She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a woman drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender poured the drink, and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all
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    Q and A Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ). A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA ) A: Depends how much you've been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden ) A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water. Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia ? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane , Cairns ,Townsville and H
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    apologies if it has been posted before WORLD WAR III IN THE PLANNING STAGES Former President Bush and VP Cheney are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?' The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.' So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?' Bush says, 'We're planning WW III.' The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?' Cheney says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.' The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde w
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    A Great Aussie Love Story, almost equal to Romeo and Juliet. Gazza is driving over the WestGateBridge one day when he sees his Girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off. Gazza slams on the brakes and yells: 'Shazza what the hell d'ya think ya doin'?' Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says: 'G'day Gazza. You got me preggas, so now I'm gonna kill meself Gazza gets a lump in his throat when he hears this. 'Jeez Shazza', he says 'Fair dinkum not only are ya a top root but you're a real sport too'
  6. Posted 22 November 2007 - 09:56 AM I'm sure someone in Oz will correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he also designed the Sonata 26 / 8m trailerable yacht that had quite a reasonable production run here in Australia. Stern is very IORish looking at some of the pictures here from that era +1 2 versions trailable / fixed keel ... internal ballast helped to stiffen the area around / fore / aft of the keel was it a cast - off quarter ton design ???
  7. Is that a lobster on the rock ?? or does he have the crabs ??
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