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About Chris Burns

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    Southern Delaware
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    hunting, fishing, sailing gardening and exposing my son to all of the above

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  1. Chris Burns

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    I bought an empty wooden box from Chernobyl. Cheepest eat microwave I could find ...
  2. Chris Burns

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    Did you hear that Ukraine is opening Chernobyl up for tourism? They are going to clean the place up a bit, put in some attractions, tours and rides. Kind of like Disney World, except the 6 foot tall mouse is real.
  3. Chris Burns

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    One of my patients mentioned that when she learned to drive the only thing she had to worry about was "Giddy-up" and "Whoa". Another fellow I met a bit back (pushing 70) asked me if I remembered Gilligan's Island. When I said yes, he asked if I remembered the whole Ginger vs. Maryanne thing. Sure, I replied. Well, he said when you get to a certain age you realize Mrs. Howell was kinda good looking too... Was watching an old comedy a bit back and a cute young girl in a rather skimpy French Maid's outfit was vacuuming and bending over pretty provocatively - dang, I thought. We used t
  4. Balvenie Double Wood. Just a little, straight up or over a couple of ice cubes. Pretty rarely though. A bottle lasts a long while. It's converted several friends into appreciators of decent Scotch.
  5. Chris Burns

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    I heard the only part of the Olympics that Trump watched was the pole vaulting ... He was watching the Mexicans to see how high the wall needed to be ...
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    Is there a joke in there??? I don't get it. All my retired Air Force enlisted guys get it, but they all tell me the AF has the smartest enlisted - "We send our officers out to fight". All my Marine friends get excited about the rip the stinger off part ... 😳
  7. Chris Burns

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    The scorpion in the tent Members of the different Armed Services were asked how they would deal with a scorpion in their tent The sailor said he'd step on it The soldier said he'd crush it with his boot The Marine said he'd capture it, rip off the stinger and eat it The airman said he'd call room service and ask what a tent was doing in his room.
  8. Chris Burns

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    Why does Santa have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year ...
  9. Chris Burns

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    My new Thai girlfriend said that a small penis didn't really matter that much and shouldn't be an issue in our relationship. I just wish she didn't have it ...
  10. Oh as a side note - one of my hippydippy lib housemates said it looked like the kind of bike the Nazis rode down people with in WW2 ...
  11. Yes. Ducati 860? Had one. Formerly owned/raced by an Alfa mechanic. Oversized tank, barely legal pipes Imola cams. Power started at about 3k and was a torrent from there up. Just below that on the DC beltway, it'd load up and blow 3 ft. flames out of the pipes. Kept the tailgaters off. If it has the Ducati electronic ignition, do not buy it. Mine failed and there was only one replacement at the time - made by Lucas. Cost $1000.00 back in '85. I traded it for an XS850 we'd cafe'd out. That pig couldn't turn a corner but at least it was reliable. quote name="WarBird" post="51
  12. Yes. Ducati 860? Had one. Formerly owned/raced by an Alfa mechanic. Oversized tank, barely legal pipes Imola cams. Power started at about 3k and was a torrent from there up. Just below that on the DC beltway, it'd load up and blow 3 ft. flames out of the pipes. Kept the tailgaters off. If it has the Ducati electronic ignition, do not buy it. Mine failed and there was only one replacement at the time - made by Lucas. Cost $1000.00 back in '85. I traded it for an XS850 we'd cafe'd out. That pig couldn't turn a corner but at least it was reliable. quote name="WarBird" post="51
  13. Chris Burns

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    Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees? The German army prefers to march in the shade.
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