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Jason AUS

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  1. I recall that someone converted one of the last IMS maxis a decade or so ago into a pilot house motor yacht. I think it was one of the S&S boats, but you could buy this hull for $10k and spend $2 million to get a $500,000 boat?
  2. https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/calga/sail-boats/nicorette-yacht-2000-winner-sydney-hobart-race-25m-80-ft-hull-shell/1275582590 One careful owner??
  3. Could they not all just meet behind the bike sheds after school? ”You’re a cunt!” ”No, YOU’RE a cunt!” ”Fiiiiiiiiiight!!!!”
  4. It’s played.... check the front page.
  5. Pics or it never happened...
  6. Any married bloke will tell you we’ve all paid in one way or another...
  7. Didn’t Envy Scooters have this same problem in the 2019 Hobart race? Port/Starboard with paid sailors on board?
  8. Is it like sex with fat girls? It’s ok to sail PHS as long as your friends don’t see you doing it?
  9. Well, given the front page doesn’t exist possibly neither does that email?
  10. I doubt the Commodore would take my call? Given that I didn’t get the email sent to all members last Thursday with the board’s position on two handed racing, clearly I’m on the out? Then again... what would be new? Unless... the meetings were about me. Again.
  11. Sydney to Hobart 1998 - my second Hobart at age 19 on an alloy boat that was nearly as old as I was. Everywhere a winch or deck fitting was attached pissed in water. The skipper had decided that the authorities didn’t need another 12 souls in a life raft, so aimed us north(ish). We were 80 miles into the Strait, but 100 miles offshore. Waves so big they terrified me, and the scream of 80 knots of wind... I could not go on deck. Even if it was freezing down below, raining through the deck fittings and the walls ran with condensation while guys with 10,000 more sea miles tha
  12. Gotta love it. $135k list price and the ad has only two photos...
  13. Probably! It’s amazing how far you get with the phrase “A beautiful young lady like you deserves better than him.”
  14. I’m not surprised you had to pay up front. Lamb is bloody expensive! Mutton more so. What, with having to block her number afterwards, the antibiotics and the awkward trying to avoid her in the club during twilight season...
  15. So it has no deck or Interior, but if you tow it straight to the tip it comes with a brand new BBQ and an unused diesel motor? That’s half tempting...
  16. Because ScoMo is a cunt? He’s “stopped the boats” once before, so he’s clearly weaponised coronavirus, forcing a lock down of the northern beaches and all in a thinly veiled attempt to stop the Sydney Hobart race. He’s just a boat hating bastard! At least Turnbull sails!!!
  17. That’s because when chucked on the grill for 5 minutes a side with some Garlic and rosemary they’re fecking delicious!
  18. I know one, but he has one hell of a beard. As long as you’re happy though... I don’t judge.
  19. Well, that Bimini is a new addition and absolutely justifies the $175k price increase. Old mate must be smoking crack if he thinks the boat is worth that kind of coin. Or perhaps the drug habit is why he needs so much money...
  20. I hate that. You order something useful, like an airsoft rifle or a box of chips and they drop off a Cartier watch instead. Useless bastards.
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