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  1. sounds like if you go to that high school it's pretty easy....
  2. https://www.yahoo.com/news/high-school-teacher-baby-pupil-135328450.html
  3. it just never gets old http://nypost.com/2017/06/21/married-teacher-arrested-for-having-sex-with-teen-student/
  4. speaking of double the fun http://nypost.com/2017/04/26/student-testifies-about-threesome-with-his-teachers/
  5. I sailed one in the LI Fall series once, just one day. Breeze was about 15-20 for the first race, our fleet was a Mumm 30, a Melges 30, a couple Henderson 30's and I forget what else. We were bottom boat (rated 64, I think), up the first beat we were pretty much just a fast 23' boat against fast 30' boats so we were back a bit, as soon as we set the kite we caught up quick, rolled the Melges and Mumm on the first reach (triangle with finish to weather) and then rolled both Hendersons on the second reach, won the race boat for boat by about 1:30. Second race the puffs were gone and it was a
  6. http://sports.yahoo.com/news/report-draymond-green-arrested-for-assault-in-east-lansing-162401461.html
  7. (303): he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
  8. so, after looking at that video, the question is, why don't hot chicks ever do this?
  9. (518): So do you know how we found out he was engaged? (704): An Amber Alert?
  10. Not sure if it has to do with the boat so much as ratings. On the first day, in non-planing conditions, the J-88 went the speed a 28' boat should go, against a 35' J-109 going the speed it should go. In that wind range, the J-109 owed the J-88 around 4 sec/mi. That's a ridiculous rating difference for such a big difference in length. In the last race, with breeze up, the 88 probably gained off the wind, but upwind is still sailing against a 35' boat that will be much faster upwind as it's hull speed in higher wind speeds is much higher. The J-109 owed the J-88 9 sec/mi in the last race bu
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    Two friends are hiking through the desert when suddenly a rattlesnake jumps out and bites the first one right on his manhood. Falling in pain, the hiker says to his friend, This venom is fatal. Quick, run back to the nearest town and get a doctor. The friend runs back to a nearby town and finds the town doctor and explains his friends plight. The doctor says, Well, it’s not too late for him. You just have to suck the venom from the wound and spit it out. The friend runs back to his stricken friend, who asks, What did the doctor say? The second friend says, He said you’re going to die.
  12. Looks like it's possible for someone with no sailing background to build a boat correctly. http://www.popsci.com/diy/article/2013-07/semitrailer-size-boat-thats-completely-pirate-proof
  13. "boat was only used in fresh water." that's a lie. Clearly it was also used on dry land. Maybe the flood water was fresh? If it was mostly rain water, could be the resulting salinity of the mix was pretty low. The door obviously was only opened to let the animals out after it came to rest on Mt. Ararat. Are you talking about the black flag?
  14. I've had people say my boat is really cool looking and also just plain nasty, I kind of like it.
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    Two buddies are talking on the phone as they begin to get hit by a snowstorm. First guys says, It's really coming down here, must have a foot and a half already. His buddy says, It's at least that here, drifting higher by a lot, and it's blowing 30-40, too. First guys says, Yeah, we got that breeze, and the temperature just dropped below zero. His buddy says , Yeah, it's cold here too, not much to do, my wife's just staring thru the kitchen window. First guys says, Is that right? His buddy says, Yeah, if it gets much worse I'm going to have to let her in.
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