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  1. pugwashcymru

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    New operation for Lesbians - Strapadicktomy. Whoremoans - noises heard outside a brothel.
  2. pugwashcymru

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    What's the hardest part of a sex change operation? Sewing in the anchovy! What were the names of the 2 Scots gays? Ben Doon & Phil McCavity! What was Richard III's nickname? Dick Shit, more commonly known as Richard the Turd! What do you call a blind stag? No idea! Dad, Dad, are you and Mum getting religious all of a sudden? No son, why? Well there was an almighty ruckus coming from your bedroom last night and I heard Mum say 'Oh my God I'm coming'!
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    Dr Watson barges into Sherlock Holmes bedroom and finds him and Professor Moriarty naked on all fours on the bed, Holmes is busy wiping half a lemon around Moriatys rear end... "WTF is going on?" roars Watson. Holmes casually turns round to Watson and calmly states "it's lemon entry, dear chap, lemon entry..."
  4. For all you cop critics out there, maybe been picked up for speeding, maybe for D&D or DUI or substance abuse... Verbatim as posted by Jason Ramos. New York, NY " Today I had to say bye to my father. he was their for me everyday of my life, he was the best father I could ask for. It's horrible that someone gets shot dead for being a police officer. Everyone says they hate cops but they are the people that they call for help. I will always love you and I will never forget you. RIP Dad."
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    Scotsman, Welshman and Irishman burgle a farmers barn but before they can get away with their loot many blue flashing lights appear and a Police helicopter appears over the barn. What shall we do cries the Irishman find somewhere to hide says the Welshman Look in these big sacks says the Scotsman So the 3 intrepid thieves climb into a sack each and cover up. In come the cops, no guns, this is the UK after all, Where are the buggers says the Sergeant kicking the nearest sack which has the Scotsman in Quick as a shot, the Scot shouts woof woof and the cops move onto
  6. pugwashcymru

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    Famous last words... "I didn't order Ice in my drink" Captain of the Titanic "What was that bang" Mayor of Hiroshima "There it is again" Mayor of Nagasaki "Someone at the door dear" OBL (he really knew the only good day was yesterday...") "Where the fuck did that lot come from?!) Custer "I don't care which way it's pointing, sink the fucking thing!" Margaret Thatcher "I demand a second opinion" the late great Joan Rivers
  7. pugwashcymru

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    What lies on the bottom of the sea shaking? A nervous wreck! What do you commonly find in Olive Oil? Popeyes dick! Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic? He really believed there was a dog!
  8. pugwashcymru

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    Wives spit... Girlfriends swallow... Classy girls gargle...
  9. pugwashcymru

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    Joseph of Aramathea says to his son Christ "time to make an honest man out of you, off to the wilderness you go and don't come back until you have a proper job!" After 40 days and nights during which he met a dyslexic devil called Santa who was way ahead of his time, he returned home to Dad. "Hi son, what have you been up to then?" Says Joseph. "I have decided to open a shop selling the likes of dairy produce like Cheddar, Gouda, Gorgonzola and Parmesan!" "Well that's different, wotcha gonna call it." Says Joseph. "Cheeses of Nazareth" was the reply!
  10. pugwashcymru

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    How do you stop a woman giving you a blow job? Marry her! 2 deaf lesbians walking down a street with their hands down each others knickers, what were they up to? Lip reading! Why do lesbians make the best carpenters? They are much better than men at tongue 'n groove! How do you know when your sister is having a period? Your dad's dick tastes kinda funny! What do you call 3 sheep hanging from a lampost in mid-Wales? A leisure centre!
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