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  1. Malarkey's at a loss for words. This is some funny shit
  2. (847): So I'm banging this nun... (314): Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
  3. (617): i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend. (508): i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
  4. Nice get aA This has turned into one of the sites I check every morning.
  5. (515): Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card? (847): Beat you to it.
  6. nice poem! thanks for getting in the spirit of the holiday!

  7. That video is no different than scrolling through this thread.
  8. Rodrigging

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    Making a baby. The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a >surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father >was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm >off now. The man should be here soon." > > > >Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer >happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, >Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..." > > > >"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been >expecting you." >
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    Three ducks walk into a pub and sit at the bar. The bartender looks at the first duck and says the names Sam, what's your name? The first duck says Hughey. The barkeep asks how's your day so far Hughey. Oh my days has been great the duck says. I've spent the whole day in and out of puddles, what more could a duck ask for? The fella behind the bar looks to the next duck and says what's your name? Dewey replise the duck. Well Dewey hows you day been? Dewey says it's been just great, spent the whole day in and out of puddles, what more could a duck ask for? The bartender looks at the third
  10. Rodrigging

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    Michael Vick has a new endorsement deal. Hush Puppies
  11. Rodrigging

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    A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber's chair, eating a cupcake while her dad gets his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin." "I know," she replies, "I'm gonna get tits too."
  12. Rodrigging

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    My bad. It came in an e-mail today and I just cut and pasted without looking. Next time I'll post two.
  13. Rodrigging

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    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you hav
  14. Rodrigging

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    A Newfie guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said "How bad is it doc?..... 'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancé is still a virgin - in every way." The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your dick in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; ...an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to h
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