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JOD

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About JOD

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  • Birthday 10/08/1971

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    Chicago
  • Interests
    I'm a Libra who likes lawsuits and Cooking with spice

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  1. Hey totally off topic question but you guys will know...who, in Chicago, re-upholsters seat cusions (sunbrella) ?
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    Hey, B-n-G...you're me !!!!
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    Jacques Chirac, The French Prime Minister, was sitting in his office wondering what kind of mischief he could perpetrate against the United States when his telephone rang. "Hallo, Mr. Chirac!", a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Paddy," Chirac replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"
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    One day Mom was cleaning Junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his Father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word. So she asked him, "What should we do about this?" Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."
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    A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.
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