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  1. 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown
  2. Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? She uses the other hand to moan.
  3. Maybe we can get another 100 pages out of a detailed postmortem analysis.
  4. Naw. It just needs to be rebooted. Anyone know any good jokes?
  5. You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala. What do you call a lesbian truck driver? A diesel dyke.
  6. This is the proper way to say it: Diego FUCKING Garcia
  7. Regarding the first point, couldn't a housing be created for the blades so that they would be exceptionally difficult to touch? In an outdoor setting, drones could fly high enough to prevent being reached. Then some creativity could be employed to lower the drinks. Regarding the second, hopefully technology will continue to advance toward requiring less mass to produce/store meaningful amount of energy. Not sure when we can all buy a flying car at Walmart, but hopefully not too many years away.
  8. Also, how well controlled are they? Could the porn industry use it to move a dildo or a fleshlight in and out? A remotely operated, hands free Orgasmatron Fuckmaster 6000 would be hilarious as all hell. And the air whoosh from the props might be extra stimulating. The fluffer union might be pissed though.
  9. I just saw a youtube video of a quadcopter lifting 50 lbs. Anyone know what the specs are on the most powerful quadcopters available? If they're powerful enough, where can I get one to fly myself to work?
  10. I'd like to see someone create drones for the following purpose. You're sitting at a resort, a bar, a restaurant, etc.... You whip out an iPhone app and enter what you want to drink. A drone pours, mixes, etc... the drink, flies it to your table, and adds it to your bill. Time from entering your drink to the first sip should be under 1 minute. Then creative college kids can hack the drones to steal someone else's drink, but that's for another discussion.
  11. Looks like they pulled bodies out of the water instead of from the boat and the caption for the video says the boat was "sinking". Maybe someone with decent editing skills could clear up what the faces, etc... look like for the two bodies pulled up? Pretty hard to tell from the angle of the shot. Does the first one look a bit like Slow Rod? Odd pants and shirt. The second one has a green theme going on.
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