Bedford

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  1. 18 minutes ago, suider said:

    The problem with this formula is I've shifted towards smaller and smaller boats as I got older. So my official factor is only 80 (62, 18) but I have secondary factors that are higher (52, 40) and (47, 43)! UNFAIR! :D

    52 and 40 is 92. Not bad.


  2. A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk,

    they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place,

    and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom

    is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.

     

    Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor.

    Cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher.

    Huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

     

    The woman is surprised that this guy would have a

    collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she

    decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed

    by this evidence of his sensitive side! She turns to him,

    invitingly... they kiss...and then they rip each other's clothes off and

    make hot steamy love.

     

    After she has this intense night of passion with

    this sensitive guy, and they are lying there together in the afterglow,

    the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it for you?"

     

    The guy yawns: "Not bad ... help yourself to any prize from the bottom

    shelf."