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About Jolly Roger Tornado Crew

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  • Birthday 10/03/1990

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    Darwin, Australia, "Croc Country"
  • Interests
    Obviously I love sailing. My goal is the london 2012 Olympic games in Laser or in Sailboards, I love to windsurf and I love to keep fit, with gym and triathlons...I also do bow on anything else but have found a new love being in the brains trust at the back of the bus or holding onto the wisdom stick..

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  1. just chilling around the world...Love my boy wooda....miss ya mate

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  7. One question guys, how do you fire the tack line on the kite with such a lengthy prodder?? Saw the boat out at sandy today, It looked like the guys working on it were wet rubbing her bottom...Am i right in my suspicions?
  8. Hey you guys, Recidivist and I are down you're way at the moment. If anybody is doing a race and they'd like to take a couple experienced crew along we'd love to come! Also if anybody is looking for crew for SGW and Docklands I'd love to stay down while I'm here. Cheers
  9. What about the Volvo, or doesn't that race all the time?
  10. Fine looking boat that!! Looks a bit chilly though... Just getting the word out, I'm currently looking for a ride for Geelong Week. if anybody needs crew or know's of somebody needing crew give us a yell! Have a few hundred miles of racing miles under my belt, going up to asia to race Raja Muda and Kings Cup. Can do most things on a boat from backstays/steering/trim/tactics all the way up to bow. Not very good on grinders though. not really big enough. Cheers JRTC Any Anarchists sailing on the new Chutz??
  11. Hey Melbourne big boat guys....coming down after new years for a few weeks...will be sailing out of sandy and out of somers yacht club (westernport) on the T... 2 questions...where's a good spot near sandy or somers to go windsurfing??? and...are there any races on at this time of year??? who do you talk to about getting out for a race or even just a twilight sail??? Cheers
  12. Our family owns a UFO 34, think its a 3/4 tonner, We don't race it anymore been converted to a family cruiser, but when we raced it we had a shit load of fun, I was only young but i still had a blast. I do our 'Wet Season Series' on a space sailor 27 and quite enjoy rolling round like a marble down wind. It makes the sailing more exciting, and when you get it right you know you've got it right because the feeling is sensational....I enjoy racing on more modern boats as well but i still like the old IOR's.... AS for old IOR's.... Challenge 3 is up here in darwin Cruising round...Not doing a
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