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why do people run in races they can;t possibly win?? Isn;t the point of a race to win??

 

Why do people race sailboats in races they can't possibly win? (yeah, that's me!)

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at what precise moment in life do you go from being just an old person to a curmudgeonous, crotchity, rude, self entitled, ornery, piece of shit?? someone please shoot me before i get to that point in life.

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at what precise moment in life do you go from being just an old person to a curmudgeonous, crotchity, rude, self entitled, ornery, piece of shit?? someone please shoot me before i get to that point in life.

 

I will need your address. Head shot or heart?

 

Personally, I think I hit all of those definitions at about 42 - That would be about 11 years ago, although it was strange that all that shit happened before I would have called myself old. Now that I think of it, being all of those things is probably what made me old!

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at what precise moment in life do you go from being just an old person to a curmudgeonous, crotchity, rude, self entitled, ornery, piece of shit?? someone please shoot me before i get to that point in life.

 

Naw - those guys are fun, 'cause they've figured out what counts and what doesn't - and are quite enjoyable to watch when they're messin' with those who haven't yet figured out those things.

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at what precise moment in life do you go from being just an old person to a curmudgeonous, crotchity, rude, self entitled, ornery, piece of shit?? someone please shoot me before i get to that point in life.

 

been there for a while gramps.

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at what precise moment in life do you go from being just an old person to a curmudgeonous, crotchity, rude, self entitled, ornery, piece of shit?? someone please shoot me before i get to that point in life.

 

been there for a while gramps.

 

you haven;t seen nuthin yet kiddo ;)

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you can't get there, from here

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Why does the word monosyllabic have so many syllables?

 

corollary to the above: Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

 

And why is there no standard abbreviation for "abbreviation"?

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For a guy who loves sailing, why do I live 150 miles inland?

 

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Why does the word monosyllabic have so many syllables?

 

corollary to the above: Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

 

And why is there no standard abbreviation for "abbreviation"?

Abbr. :)

 

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at what precise moment in life do you go from being just an old person to a curmudgeonous, crotchity, rude, self entitled, ornery, piece of shit?? someone please shoot me before i get to that point in life.

 

12 March 2013 - 08:17 AM

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When they started to breed pug-dogs, what were they thinking?

I don't know - but, I'd like to make that fugger sleep in a room w/my wife's pug for a few nights. Damn dog snores louder than SHE does.

Time to get a kennel......

 

 

 

 

 

For both

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Why does the word monosyllabic have so many syllables?

 

corollary to the above: Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

It was the word that inspired it all?

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For a guy who loves sailing, why do I live 150 miles inland?

 

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Early investment on a new waterfront property for when the ice caps melt?

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did you ever see a recent picture of an old girlfriend and say "holy fuckity fuck, I'm SOOO glad I didn;t stay with that beast?" :ph34r:

 

i just did :D

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did you ever see a recent picture of an old girlfriend and say "holy fuckity fuck, I'm SOOO glad I didn;t stay with that beast?" :ph34r:

 

i just did :D

 

Yes, very recently. She didn't get fat, but she snapchatted me when she was drunk and she looked like Morticia Addams.

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did you ever see a recent picture of an old girlfriend and say "holy fuckity fuck, I'm SOOO glad I didn;t stay with that beast?" :ph34r:/>

 

i just did :D/>

 

+1.

 

How does a 115# borderline nymphomaniac turn into...... that?

 

Her (of age) daughter's cute as a button. For now.

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