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no good deed goes unpunished  

Never go in against a Sicilian when there's death on the line.

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I shouldn't tell you this, Mandrake, but you're a good officer and you have a right to know. It looks like we're in a shooting war.

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Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better fucking do it and do it quick. I'm here to help - if my help's not appreciated then lotsa luck, gentlemen.

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A woman just shouldn't mess around with a man's machinery.

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"Call Me"

 

"I've got to return some video tapes"

 

 

F-n love that movie.

 

"Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor."

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At this height, they might harpoon us, but they dang sure and gonna get us on no radar.

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How many are following us?

All of 'em.

All of 'em? What's the matter with those guys?

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Now wait a minute.........Everything you guys touch you ruin.

I dont want anything to happen to this bird so let me handle it.

Waddaya mean let you handle it..

 

..........Turkey overboard :o

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Hi Mrs Smith, ........doctor Tug wants to know when your husband can come in and have his teeth pulled?

 

Oh !...he died after the last extraction..~!

:blink::P:ph34r:

 

 

 

 

Say what didya do before you became a dentist?

 

Why, why I was a Butcher.

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