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no good deed goes unpunished  

Never go in against a Sicilian when there's death on the line.

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I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come

I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come

I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off

I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off

I'll be whackin' your fuckin' mind out when I come.

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CLIVE: D'you know, I'll tell you something which really annoys me .....

 

 

 

DEREK: Yes, tell me?

 

 

 

CLIVE:..... of which nobody tells the fucking truth about .....

 

 

 

DEREK: Mmm, ye-e-ess, mmmm.

 

 

 

CLIVE:..... and that's how much television affects people. I mean, peop-, kids, you know, elderly people, all that sort of type, they watch television and they get very influenced by it.

 

 

 

DEREK: Yeah.

 

 

 

CLIVE: And I speak from personal, you know, personal knowledge.

 

 

 

DEREK: sfx (belches out) RIGHT YOU DO!

 

 

 

CLIVE: I... I was watching that 'Holocaust' thing, you know, where, that story about, er .....

 

 

 

DEREK: *sniggers*

 

 

 

CLIVE:..... about Hitler and Him-

 

 

 

DEREK: Yeah, what a cunt he was!

 

 

 

CLIVE: Well, he.. yeah .....

 

 

 

DEREK: Ohhhhh, I didn't want to know, he's a cunt!

 

 

 

CLIVE: He's horrible.

 

 

 

DEREK: Yeah, fuckin'... fucking .....

 

 

 

CLIVE: And he, you know, he formed this dislike of... for some reason, probably psychological, for, er, the Jews.

 

 

 

DEREK: Yeah.

 

 

 

CLIVE: And the story was on Holocaust how... er, you know, they all got wiped out and, er, .....

 

 

 

DEREK: Mmmmmmn

 

 

 

CLIVE:..... put in gas ovens and stuff like that. And I was very influenced by that 'cause... er, Michael Moriaty was very good as that er... Nazi.

 

 

 

DEREK: Mmmmmmmmnnn

 

 

 

CLIVE: And, as soon as I switched off the third episode I...er, got on er, got on a number 18.....

 

 

 

DEREK: Mmmmmmmmmmnnnnn

 

 

 

CLIVE:... and got up to Golders Green and I must have...I must have slaughtered about eighteen thousand before I realised, you know, what I was doing .....

 

 

 

DEREK:Mmmmmmnn

 

 

 

CLIVE:.... I thought... 'the fucking television has driven me to this'!!

 

 

 

DEREK: Yeah, mmmmmmmn

 

 

 

CLIVE: Same thing happened with, er, you remember 'Andy Pandy'?

 

 

 

DEREK: Yeah.

 

 

 

CLIVE: He used to come on. As soon as that was on I used to get in a glove. I used to jump in a glove and rush down the road and, you know, the power it has over people.

 

 

 

DEREK: Mmmmmmnnnn

 

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"I came here to kick ass and give names"

 

"...um, isn't that phrase supposed to be..."

 

"Shut up Steve!. That's right, your name is now Steve."

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Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me... HAL?

HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you

Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors HAL

HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that

Dave Bowman: What's the problem?

HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do...

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It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch. On nights like that every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands' necks.

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I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.[/size]

Ol' R Lee had to explain that one to Stanly Kubrick. He wrote 150 pages of insults; he was responsible for about half his lines.

 

 

'The best part of you ran down your mama's leg!'

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But it's incredibly original & imaginative abuse - professional abuse. :D

 

I loved the fact that, after hiring him as an advisor and seeing him in action, Kubric just used him for the part. He absolutely makes the first 1/2 of the movie.

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