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This thread seems to be wobbling from its intended path.

 

Are there people who need 'splaining that this is about movie quotes?

 

Not song lyrics, or other random brain farts...

Rules? We don't need no stinking rules!

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This thread seems to be wobbling from its intended path.

 

Are there people who need 'splaining that this is about movie quotes?

 

Not song lyrics, or other random brain farts...

Pathway wobble my arse....You are the most ludicrous excuse for a man I've ever known - but there isn't a centimetre of you that I don't think is perfect.

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Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window.

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what?

Two correctly spelled posts in a row from snaggles ...

 

Well then get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together. ...and if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere ya know? Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in a shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together... Get your shit together.

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No private detective looks like a private detective. That's one of the first rules of private detection.

But if no private detective looks like a private detective, how does a private detective know what it is he's supposed not to look like??

Seems to me there's a problem there.

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"Leadership for the New Millennium”

 

“A Stronger America"

 

"Yes We Can"

 

“Change We Can Believe In”

 

"Believe in America"

 

"Obama Isn't Working"

 

"Jeb can fix it"

 

"Tanned, Rested, Ready."

 

"Defeat the Washington Machine… Unleash the American Dream"

 

"Make America Great Again"

 

"Ready for change, ready to lead"

 

 

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always look on the bright side of life.

 

 

do do da dum da dum da dum

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The dogge up an diede, up an diede, aftere twenney yeares he stille greeves.

and when you're old and your eyes are dim, ain't no old Shep gonna happen again

we'll still go walkin down country lanes hear me singin a song hear me callin' your name

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Everybody always talked about how much Joe liked the beach - Joe never gave a shit about the beach, it was all them smooth legged girls in them dental floss bikinis that Joe liked.

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“What is honor compared to a woman's love?

 

What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms . . . or the memory of a brother's smile?

 

Wind and words. Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love.

 

That is our great glory, and our great tragedy....”

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We are heading out to sea and however it will be, it ain't gonna be the same...
cause no matter what we see, when we're out there on the sea, we ain't gonna see a dame.

We'll be searching high and low, on the deck and down below but it's a crying shame. Oh, we'll see a lot of fish
but we'll never clock a dish. We ain't gonna see a dame. No dames!

We might see some octopuses... No dames! Or a half a dozen clams... No dames! We might even see a mermaid, but mermaids got no gams...No gams!

Have I got a girl for you... out there on the sea!

Here's how it will be i'm gonna dance with you, pal you're gonna dance with me! When we're out there on the sea
we'll be happy as can be, or so the Captain claims!

But we have to disagree, cause the only guarantee is I'll see a lot of you and you'll see a lot of me... And it's absolutely certain that we'll
see a lot of sea. But we ain't gonna see no dames. No dames!

We're going to sea...No dames!

We're going to sea.... No dames!

We're going to sea... We ain't gonna see no Dames!

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5 o'clock Christmas morning, I run downstairs and look under the tree and what do I find? Uncle Alfresco, dead on the floor, shot through the back of the head. Plus no bicycle. It was a disappointing Christmas on many levels.

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"...see, I had this theory once, I believed in the politics of Saturday nights..."

 

 

 

 

"No need to give up a good theory just because it isn't true..."

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