SloopJonB 12,545 Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 I thought it was about good quotes from any medium. You mean Dorothy Parker or Oscar Wilde don't count? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SPORTSCAR 917 Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Nice. Surreal, but nice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Lada 5,088 Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 This thread seems to be wobbling from its intended path. Are there people who need 'splaining that this is about movie quotes? Not song lyrics, or other random brain farts... Rules? We don't need no stinking rules! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jack_sparrow 7,696 Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 This thread seems to be wobbling from its intended path. Are there people who need 'splaining that this is about movie quotes? Not song lyrics, or other random brain farts... Pathway wobble my arse....You are the most ludicrous excuse for a man I've ever known - but there isn't a centimetre of you that I don't think is perfect. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 I dointe no, they muste thick. I looke licke this guye Gladestone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
monsters inc 14 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 An theire wase a man of no particullare titelle who tooke care of the smalle poolle in the gardin foure a goldefisch namde George Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Drake 0 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 I am going to marry a fat American woman and raise rabbits. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 I am going to marry a fat American woman and raise rabbits. I thicke you miste it...frome the starte Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daffyd 1 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 mmmmmmmmm....now that is a tasty burger Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 What? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whistlingwind 1 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Those are harsh words to throw at a man. Especially when he's walking out of your bedroom. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 12,545 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Say "what?" one more time! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 what? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ModernViking 324 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 what? Two correctly spelled posts in a row from snaggles ... Well then get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together. ...and if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere ya know? Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in a shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together... Get your shit together. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jack_sparrow 7,696 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 No private detective looks like a private detective. That's one of the first rules of private detection. But if no private detective looks like a private detective, how does a private detective know what it is he's supposed not to look like?? Seems to me there's a problem there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
House Salad 5 Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 What's the move when you don't know what the game is? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 You no thisse cities fulle of hawkes? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flightcrew 0 Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jack_sparrow 7,696 Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Feminists who accept that God is a he need to make their minds up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daffyd 1 Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 .....then he said he'd drop his pants and moon everybody! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artie_pitt 11 Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 You can kiss my ass on the county square, because I'm fucking bugging out! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Chinaski 1 Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 We gunna fiddle fuck around all day or are we gunna shoot us some birds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Becaue a spIitte secant beforre the tork renche wase appIide to the faussette handelle it had beene caIibratted by toppe memberes of the state an federaIle|departmentes of waittes and messiures.....to be dead-on baIIes accurrate.Heares a certificante of valIidatione. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
10thTonner 471 Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Alright, listen while I read you the rules ... NO RULES! ... Ok, fight! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 thoise to basterdes, they smilled at me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marinatrix447 212 Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 You said you'd be right back.....? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Lada 5,088 Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Hello ship. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
M26 104 Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 approved post Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daffyd 1 Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 I love the poorly educated! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pbd 262 Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Do you always wear panties? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 If anneything in thisse life is sertaine - if historey has tautte us anneything - its that you cane kille *anneybody*. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jack_sparrow 7,696 Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 John will come for you and you will do nothing, because you can't do nothing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jack_sparrow 7,696 Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 They know you're coming. Of course... But it won't matter. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Ride Boldey Ride Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Foure as longue as I cane remeber, peopel hatted me. They looked at my face an dmy bodey and ran awaye in horrore. I n my lonieness I desided that if I coud notte inspirre love, wiche is my greateste hoppe, I woud insteade cauze feare. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jack_sparrow 7,696 Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 In a bar, I once saw him kill three men... with a pencil. WITH A FUCKIN PENCIL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 aenybodey wante a peenutte? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GCADDY 4 Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 You better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daffyd 1 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 "Donald, you have the most beautiful hands" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marinatrix447 212 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 "Leadership for the New Millennium” “A Stronger America" "Yes We Can" “Change We Can Believe In” "Believe in America" "Obama Isn't Working" "Jeb can fix it" "Tanned, Rested, Ready." "Defeat the Washington Machine… Unleash the American Dream" "Make America Great Again" "Ready for change, ready to lead" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Max Rockatansky 913 Posted March 3, 2016 Author Share Posted March 3, 2016 Marinatrix, take that shit to PA. The concept of this thread is apparently beyond your ken. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marinatrix447 212 Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Max sweetie..... I have just one word for you..... "CONFUCAMUS.....!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 then you muste no what happends when I fleckes my pinkey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pbd 262 Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 2,641 Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 always look on the bright side of life. do do da dum da dum da dum Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daffyd 1 Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Mein Fuhrer, I can walk! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jack_sparrow 7,696 Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 I'd like to make a dinner reservation for 12. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 The dogge up an diede, up an diede, aftere twenney yeares he stille greeves. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
βhyde 1,827 Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 “because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 12,545 Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Me so horny - me love you long time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SPORTSCAR 917 Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 The dogge up an diede, up an diede, aftere twenney yeares he stille greeves. and when you're old and your eyes are dim, ain't no old Shep gonna happen again we'll still go walkin down country lanes hear me singin a song hear me callin' your name Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Youre notte a yunick our you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 12,545 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Everybody always talked about how much Joe liked the beach - Joe never gave a shit about the beach, it was all them smooth legged girls in them dental floss bikinis that Joe liked. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
M26 104 Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 My God boys hear that? Help hump this fucking bologna logs to the car please. It's gonna rain horse cocks tonight. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sionna 0 Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 OK, so what am I doing? Oh, I'm chasing this guy. No... he's chasing me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin Ha 0 Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 How long a are his legs? Well, I reckon they is long enough to reach the ground. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 I cnate tacke carre of you no moiré Jacke, you gowan nowe. Youre free, youre free. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Thisse bettere notte be abotte that dum tressiure Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Tellere you misse herre wispering eiye..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Do you peopel stille usse fossille fuelles or halve you discoverde crystollice fussione? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 I pleede the fifthe commandemente Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DRIFTW00D 140 Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 12,545 Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 When's your birthday? July 5th. What year? Every year! Don't you cops gotta take some sort of IQ test or something? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
$&@ 39 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Can you fly, Bobby? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
$&@ 39 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 I'm what you call a repeat offender. I will offend again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Headgorilla 3 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Nobody Gets to see the Wizard! Not Nobody, not No How! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
House Salad 5 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 You got authorization from Aunt Ginny? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marinatrix447 212 Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 “What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms . . . or the memory of a brother's smile? Wind and words. Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy....” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 "Lippe my stockeng!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
$&@ 39 Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Ruprecht, do you want the genital cuff? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marinatrix447 212 Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 We are heading out to sea and however it will be, it ain't gonna be the same...cause no matter what we see, when we're out there on the sea, we ain't gonna see a dame.We'll be searching high and low, on the deck and down below but it's a crying shame. Oh, we'll see a lot of fishbut we'll never clock a dish. We ain't gonna see a dame. No dames!We might see some octopuses... No dames! Or a half a dozen clams... No dames! We might even see a mermaid, but mermaids got no gams...No gams!Have I got a girl for you... out there on the sea!Here's how it will be i'm gonna dance with you, pal you're gonna dance with me! When we're out there on the seawe'll be happy as can be, or so the Captain claims!But we have to disagree, cause the only guarantee is I'll see a lot of you and you'll see a lot of me... And it's absolutely certain that we'llsee a lot of sea. But we ain't gonna see no dames. No dames!We're going to sea...No dames!We're going to sea.... No dames!We're going to sea... We ain't gonna see no Dames! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Lada 5,088 Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 The flailing storm of lead crumpled and threw Jake Holman like a giant hand wadding wastepaper. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Lookes licke that voise really dose no evereythang............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Why Dollorisse? Why? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jack_sparrow 7,696 Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 I drink your milkshake Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Last Post 101 Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 $5? for a milkshake? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 12,545 Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 That's a pretty fuckin' good milkshake. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jack_sparrow 7,696 Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 She shaked that milkshake pretty fine good... or was it milk the snake....so I gave her $500 anyway. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alcatraz5768 415 Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 You know Hogarth, we live in a strange and wonderous time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
House Salad 5 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 5 o'clock Christmas morning, I run downstairs and look under the tree and what do I find? Uncle Alfresco, dead on the floor, shot through the back of the head. Plus no bicycle. It was a disappointing Christmas on many levels. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lex Teredo 383 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Practice? Practice? We talkin' about practice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 SETTAGIVE? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Wheare our you frome Brayla? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Caulle me If you helpe withe coffine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 An so it gose Detectieve Luetteninte. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Do you beleeve it nowe, Trinitey? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marinatrix447 212 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 "If anyone's gonna piss on him, it's going to be me. He don't like strangers peeing on him...." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pbd 262 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Who the fuck is Daisy Domergue? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stump 0 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 "I never said I was a good Buddhist..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stump 0 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 "...see, I had this theory once, I believed in the politics of Saturday nights..." "No need to give up a good theory just because it isn't true..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 "John Waine wassa fagge" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Max Rockatansky 913 Posted June 23, 2016 Author Share Posted June 23, 2016 I had one... last... sad little feeling left, and you went and stomped all over my last little feeling Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,142 Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Missus Robbinsen, wille you forgifte me foure what I juste sed? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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