pogen 6 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 I thought we were going to see the Arno. ============================================ Shhh, they're strapping down Liza Minelli. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pogen 6 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Bart: If the Lord is all-powerful why does he care whether we worship him or not? Homer: It's because God is powerful, but also insecure -- like Barbra Streisand before James Brolin. Oh, he's been a rock. ============================ How many gazebos do you shemales need? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pogen 6 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 "Why would a guy want to marry another guy?" "Security!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
elle 84 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 from now on you shall be called brian that is called brian. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GybeSet 19 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 take it to GA you GA landlubbers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 8,624 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 take it to GA you GA landlubbers You're not from around here are you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 908 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Gentlemen, you are all in a line of elite men, great men, who have defended the world's most enduring sporting record. It's an honor to know you, it's an honor to sail with you. Tradition has it that the first American skipper to ever loose the Cup will replace it with his own head in the trophy case. Gentlemen, my head is in your hands. Please be careful, I've become attached to it. I would propose a toast. The Cup. Hear! Hear! The Cup! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bhyde 1,372 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I'm sorry, Wilson! Wilson, I'm sorry! I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go. It's a pressure valve. It won't open unless there's tremendous pressure. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bhyde 1,372 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 My love for you is like a truck, Berserker! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 908 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I think I broke his fuckin' neck! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 908 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daffyd 1 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 ....and don't call me Shirley Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 908 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artie_pitt 11 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 "Serpentine, Shel! Serpentine!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hard aground 51 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Your tears aren't going to make my boy walk again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
atoyot 120 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I've got things to see and people to do... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dacapo 1,171 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 My mom came home the other night and she poured hot grease over my ass , my back and my genitals, and then my shoes fell off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ignatius J. Reilly 19 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bhyde 1,372 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I'm no longer impressed by my own resume. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bhyde 1,372 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit...It's the only way to be sure. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Go Fuck Yourself 3 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Okay. Let's, uh, go to the hotel and, uh, tomorrow, you'll see if you can get another big wad of sweaty money out of his hand. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vee 3 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 That scag and his floozie, they're gonna die. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Timo42 64 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Shawn, I knew your people, your grandfather, died in Australia... in a penal colony, your father... he was a good man too... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bowman81 90 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 He must be ambidextrous Bob I don't know about that but he can use both feet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wet Spreaders 156 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 908 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 .... listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Black Jack 392 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Okay, here's the story. I come from the gutter. I know that. I got no education... but that's okay. I know the street, and I'm making all the right connections. With the right woman, there's no stopping me. I could go right to the top. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 8,624 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Jane, you ignorant slut! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trickypig 131 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Do you hear that Mr Andersen? That is the sound of inevitability. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pogen 6 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Dingo ate my baby! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pogen 6 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 No matter where you go, there you are. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hobot 1,961 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I'm only 4 inches away from happiness! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 908 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 One more push, I'm gonna to smack his face so hard he'll have to stick his toothbrush up his arse to clean his teeth! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grande Mastere Dreade 2,310 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Would you tell this muthafucka he can sew this shit back on? It's like that dude whose wife cut his dick off, threw it on the freeway? She just called Triple A, they towed the dick and sewed the muthafucka back on. Listen up, jackass, I saw the muthafucka in a porno, the thang still worked, it looked like a chewed-up frank, but that little muthafucka be workin' that muthafucka. It's mangly, but he be fuckin' the bitch all kind of ways with a twisted dick. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Foghorn77 16 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Rat shit,bat shit, dirty old twat! 69 assholes tied in a knot! Hooray!Lizard shit! Fuck! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twister 0 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I was thinkin', I'm gonna take me some of these taters home with me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaggy 826 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 [in Japanese] Hello. Your tits are as beautiful as Mt. Fuji. Would you mind if I rubbed my face in them? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frayed Knot Arts 1 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Perry 877 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 There is a schnauzer in my lederhosen. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vee 3 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Winever 0 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I thought you said your dog does not bite.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vee 3 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 That's not my dog. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hard aground 51 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Call me if his condition changes. He's dead. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daffyd 1 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 National Beer National Beer You'll like the taste of National Beer And while we're about it, we're proud to say, It's brewed on the shores... Of the Chesapeake Bay Natty Boh hon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Perry 877 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 So you're going to be a bum! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 908 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I'm boiling a roast. How hot and wet do you like it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jerseyguy 1,269 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Call me if his condition changes. He's dead. From the legendary and oh so profane Moms Mabley: They say only to speak good of the dead. He's dead. That's good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jerseyguy 1,269 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 From the Land of Sky Blue Waters, From the land of pines' lofty balsams, Comes the beer refreshing, Hamm's the beer refreshing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
r.finn 409 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Have you ever seen a body like this in your life!?! - She happens to be my daughter... Oh, well than I guess you have. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artie_pitt 11 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Excellent round son, excellent round, top notch, top notch! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tax Man 180 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Merry Christmas. Shitter was full. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 908 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Excellent round son soldier, excellent round, top notch, top notch! be the ball Danny, be the ball, you're not being the ball Danny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daffyd 1 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 K-Mart Sucks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artie_pitt 11 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Excellent round son soldier, excellent round, top notch, top notch! be the ball Danny, be the ball, you're not being the ball Danny Well it’s kinda difficult with you talking like that........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swims4USA 0 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 don't sell yourself short judge, you're a tremendous slouch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hard aground 51 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 would you like to play a game? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daffyd 1 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 My friends, either you are closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge, or you are unaware of the caliber of disaster indicated by a pool table in your community. My friends you got trouble, right here in River City. That begins with "T" and that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pogen 6 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 I'll order you a red cap and a speedo. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bhyde 1,372 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Swear to God Snake, I thought you were dead... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mainsheetsister 180 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Turn to page 394. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bhyde 1,372 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 And what are these really big things that are right in the middle of your view of the Sac-o-Suds and your kitchen window, what do we call these big things? ... Trees? ... Trees! That's right! Don't be afraid just shout 'em right out when you know 'em. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
atoyot 120 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 What was that word? Did you say, "yoots?" Oh, I'm sorry Judge.... 'Yyyyyoooouuuuuuuuuuttttthhhsssssssss.' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Willin' 942 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit...It's the only way to be sure. Okay, it's been fun, but there are so many refs I don't get or maybe just missed, can we begin a "Aha, I know that one, I'm almost as cool as you"? Toward that, aha! I think this is from the second Alien movie, best SF franchise of all time. Please, please tell me I'm at least close to right. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artie_pitt 11 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Please, please tell me I'm at least close to right. +1 (google can be your friend!) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
elle 84 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 abby someone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mainsheetsister 180 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Shu mani tu tonka Ob'Wa Chi Quote Link to post Share on other sites
elle 84 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 so i got that goin' for me, which is nice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jerseyguy 1,269 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Abby Normal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
elle 84 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 i'm almost sure that was the name. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sailmaker77@hotmail.com 0 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 One word. Plastics Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vee 3 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for. Do you understand? Do not open this door. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vee 3 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. What's the matter with you people? I was joking! Don't you know a joke when you hear one? HA-HA-HA-HA. Jesus Christ, get me out of here! Open this goddamn door or I'll kick your rotten heads in! Mommy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pogen 6 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pogen 6 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 I don't want anything to happen to him while my mother's alive. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pogen 6 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 I thought I saw a squirrel. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pogen 6 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Rose goes in the front, big guy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
atoyot 120 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Shu mani tu tonka Ob'Wa Chi Great film. Many lessons in that one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
elle 84 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 you are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chaosmaster 0 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 you are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history. You talkin' to me? You talkin' to ME!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Max Rockatansky 493 Posted August 21, 2013 Author Share Posted August 21, 2013 There is an endless supply of white men. There has always been a limited number of human beings. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daffyd 1 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Then I tore out his liver, fried it up with some fava beans and served it with a nice chianti....PHFFFFFFFF!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jerseyguy 1,269 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 What knockers! Thank you Doctor. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Liquid 308 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 So you fucked up, you trusted us! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twister 0 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Aye, Ricky's on the road tonight. You got to look both ways Quote Link to post Share on other sites
juswannagofast 2 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twister 0 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west... wait east. West! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bhyde 1,372 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 8,624 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 It was Barzini. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daffyd 1 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Luca Brazi sleeps with the fishes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pbd 139 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 I, uh, betrayed my wife. I betrayed myself. I've killed men, and I ordered men to be killed. No, it's useless. I killed... I ordered the death of my brother; he injured me. I killed my mother's son. I killed my father's son. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
juswannagofast 2 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tunnel Rat 1,159 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Flash, Flash I love you but we only have fourteen hours to save the earth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pogen 6 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 One. Million. Dollars. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trkarl 0 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 I'm not dead yet... I feel happee! ...I think I'll go for a walk now... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trkarl 0 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Welcome to Costco. I love you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trkarl 0 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Always look on the bright side of life. Life's a piece of shit, When you look at it. Life's a laugh an death's a joke, It's true. When you're feeling in the dumps, Don't be silly chumps, Just purse your lips and whistle, That's the thing! <
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