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I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

 

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no good deed goes unpunished  

Never go in against a Sicilian when there's death on the line.

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It all began innocently enough on Tuesday. I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desktop, and reading my name on the glass of my office door--"regnaD kciN."

my secretary lay snoring on the Floor her long beautiful gems pinioned under the couch. I didn’t hear him enter but my Nostrils flared at the smell of his perfume. Pyramid Petchulli! There was only one joker in LA sensitive enough to wear that scent and I had to find out who he was.

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Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

Is it plugged in?

LOL

 

 

Comments look good, but all I'm getting is the farking youtube donut...

 

 

B*rstards. Try this:

 

 

or this - but not as good...

 

http://www.comicrelief.com/about-us/video-vault/computer-says-no

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ya really missed it .. shoulda been here yesterday

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"Stop"! It wasn't always like that. No, first they had to come from little towns with strange names like: Smegma, Spasmodic, Frog, and the far flung Isles of Langerhans.

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What now? Let me tell you what now. I’ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin’ niggers, who’ll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin’, hillbilly boy? I ain’t through with you by a damn sight. I’ma get medieval on your ass.

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What now? Let me tell you what now. I’ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin’ niggers, who’ll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin’, hillbilly boy? I ain’t through with you by a damn sight. I’ma get medieval on your yo' ass.

 

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Well, don't worry about it. I mean, what could happen? Of course, my design could have a few flaws. And after a few weeks, Will and I discover we hate each other. Abigail proves to be the flake of the century; she can't raise a dime. A giant sandstorm comes along, knocks this place over, we go broke, the IRS throws us in jail. The State Department wants to throw me out of the country. But I fool them: in jail, I catch pneumonia and die.

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You can't run from the wind. You trim your sails, face the music, and keep going.

 

 

[edit] I wonder if Capt Walbridge had been watching "White Squall" before they set off into Sandy [/edit]

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Ha Ha Ha , they're your clothes, Motherfucker!

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I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?

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There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote ‘em all, I say, ’cause this is true: if you haven’t gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you’re just letting the best in life pass you by.

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She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan.

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'Cause Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55, the 327 didn't come out till '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center.

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Fail...

Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

 

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 08:49 PM

Think ya used enough dynamite there Butch?

I stand dejected.

 

In expiation:

 

"OK. You can be Gus."

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Nurse Lieutenant Maggie Haynes:

In Harm's Way (1065)

 

There once was a lady from Niger.

Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.

They came back from the ride With the lady inside.

And the smile on the face of the tiger.

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Why don't you just join the union, we'll go upstairs together and cap daddy!

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Are you saying Ni to that old woman?

 

Um, yes.

 

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

 

Did you say shrubberies?

 

Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.

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Now listen to me you benighted muckers. We're going to teach you soldiering. The world's noblest profession. When we're done with you, you'll be able to slaughter your enemies like civilized men.

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Fail! in a number of ways

Do you mind if we dance with your dates?

 

av-2311.jpg?_r=1173833928 Posted by hobot on 03 August 2013 - 04:04 AM in Sailing Anarchy

"Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?"

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I am Jack's smirking revenge.

 

 

>I am Jack's smirking revenge.

 

 

Sorry, friend, but I called it first, so I get to be Jack's smirking revenge.

 

 

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

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I am Jack's smirking revenge.

 

 

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evenge.

 

 

Sorry, friend, but I called it first, so I get to be Jack's smirking revenge.

 

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

 

 

Hope it was satisfying.

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Some thoughts have a certain sound, that being the equivalent to a form. Through sound and motion, you will be able to paralyze nerves, shatter bones, set fires, suffocate an enemy or burst his organs.

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Keep looking at me. It helps to keep my soul from flying off.

 

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Danny's only a man. But he break wind at both ends simultaneous - which is more, I reckon, than any god can do.

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