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Fargo Man Arrested For Clearing Snow With Flamethrower

 

Nick Hirchert on February 18, 2013 - 1:35 pm in Local, News

 

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Fargo, ND Local resident Todd Fox has been detained for reckless endangerment and illegal use of high-powered fire-breathing weaponry for attacking snow with his flamethrower. Fox reportedly became so fed up with the week-long blowing snow epidemic in his area that he decided to KILL IT WITH FIRE.

 

The neighborhood was treated with quite a show last night as Fox unleashed an inferno upon the mountainous snow palace that was his front yard. Neighbors to his immediate right and left noticed a bright orange cloud and could hear what they thought was puff the magic dragon spewing mayhem all over hell, which prompted one of them to notify police.

 

Fox stated that he was simply fed up with battling the elements and that he did not possess the willpower necessary to move four billion tons of white bull shit.

 

Police say that Fox surrendered his efforts immediately upon their arrival and that his front yard looked like a hydrogen bomb had gone off. They think he was just happy to be done with snow removal, even if it did mean a trip to jail.

 

http://fmobserver.com/fargo-man-arrested-for-clearing-snow-with-flamethrower/#

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What the fuck is this "Snow" thing y'all are talking about? :P

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You guys are awfully gullible. Read some of the other stories on the website such as the one about McD's offering horse meat and pony meat sandwiches. Then see this:

 

 

Nick Hirchert
Co-founder of and contributor for this fine website. Most articles are a product of my imagination. Twitter: @NickHirchert Contact: fmobserver@gmail.com

 

I have some friends in Nigeria that would like to talk to y'all.

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You guys are awfully gullible. Read some of the other stories on the website such as the one about McD's offering horse meat and pony meat sandwiches. Then see this:

 

 

Nick Hirchert

Co-founder of and contributor for this fine website. Most articles are a product of my imagination. Twitter: @NickHirchert Contact: fmobserver@gmail.com

 

I have some friends in Nigeria that would like to talk to y'all.

 

 

You mean the story of the guy who took his brand new motor home on the freeway, set the cruise control, walked back to the galley to make some coffee and went off the road at 65 is bull shit? And that really didn't win a ten million dollar lawsuit against Winnebago? Dammit, this saddens me......

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You guys are awfully gullible. Read some of the other stories on the website such as the one about McD's offering horse meat and pony meat sandwiches. Then see this:

 

 

Nick Hirchert

Co-founder of and contributor for this fine website. Most articles are a product of my imagination. Twitter: @NickHirchert Contact: fmobserver@gmail.com

 

I have some friends in Nigeria that would like to talk to y'all.

 

You mean the story of the guy who took his brand new motor home on the freeway, set the cruise control, walked back to the galley to make some coffee and went off the road at 65 is bull shit? And that really didn't win a ten million dollar lawsuit against Winnebago? Dammit, this saddens me......

That actually is not as far fetched as pony meat sandwiches. People are legit morons like that, and then they win in court.

Mmmmmm pony....

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You guys are awfully gullible. Read some of the other stories on the website such as the one about McD's offering horse meat and pony meat sandwiches. Then see this:

 

 

Nick Hirchert

Co-founder of and contributor for this fine website. Most articles are a product of my imagination. Twitter: @NickHirchert Contact: fmobserver@gmail.com

 

I have some friends in Nigeria that would like to talk to y'all.

You mean the story of the guy who took his brand new motor home on the freeway, set the cruise control, walked back to the galley to make some coffee and went off the road at 65 is bull shit? And that really didn't win a ten million dollar lawsuit against Winnebago? Dammit, this saddens me......

That actually is not as far fetched as pony meat sandwiches. People are legit morons like that, and then they win in court.

Mmmmmm pony....

Try a trip to UK, horse meat is still popular.

 

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21457188

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You guys are awfully gullible. Read some of the other stories on the website such as the one about McD's offering horse meat and pony meat sandwiches. Then see this:

 

 

Nick Hirchert

Co-founder of and contributor for this fine website. Most articles are a product of my imagination. Twitter: @NickHirchert Contact: fmobserver@gmail.com

 

I have some friends in Nigeria that would like to talk to y'all.

You mean the story of the guy who took his brand new motor home on the freeway, set the cruise control, walked back to the galley to make some coffee and went off the road at 65 is bull shit? And that really didn't win a ten million dollar lawsuit against Winnebago? Dammit, this saddens me......
That actually is not as far fetched as pony meat sandwiches. People are legit morons like that, and then they win in court.

Mmmmmm pony....

Try a trip to UK, horse meat is still popular.

 

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21457188

Same in Italy. It actually looks very attractive in the meat tray package, then you realize the tag says horse meat and wonder if there's something wrong with you for having almost picked up horse steak.

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