Jump to content

Girl with patreon account goes sailing in hot place


Recommended Posts

  • Replies 11.4k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Posts

She is the daughter of a sailor Both yachts and RN She came to me fully trained she can hold a course,  cook good food on one ring, loves rowing, can double declutch a land rover and ha

Before Tesla was a thing, I converted a 1974 VW Beetle to 100% battery electric drive. People told me "You can't do that." I did it. I drove it all over the Washington DC/Baltimore region for 2 y

I have watched these last few posts with interest I agree that I should put more effort in...... I also a agree that film making has changed. In one vid I made there was a 45 second shot....

Posted Images

Mmmm..LB is on to it.... the world has changed..why wasn't I told..I'm still chasing skinny ones who smoke and drink, can cook up a storm and hate condoms...maybe thats why I ended up in Asia...and it wasn't the cheap beer, grand anchorages, interesting culture and diving??

vintage-ads-that-would-be-banned-today-14.jpg

images (45).jpg

images (46).jpg

images (47).jpg

Link to post
Share on other sites

I've been trying to tell Dylan how wrong he has been, everywhere.

 

But the last intimate moment with my ex-wife was the muddlin' socialist posting up vids of the cathedral we just assumed were gone.

My ex-wife's father was captured by Canadians in Africa, handed over to the British, and it didn't take him long to decide Canada was the better option.  In the mean time, he helped build the Orkney cathedral. 

You just ofcourse had to inject some of your commentary, no, the majority of the Eyeties at THEIR cathedral didn't go back to italy.

 

Nevermind, it doesn't matter.

 

Link to post
Share on other sites
4 hours ago, Dilligaf0220 said:

I've been trying to tell Dylan how wrong he has been, everywhere.

 

But the last intimate moment with my ex-wife was the muddlin' socialist posting up vids of the cathedral we just assumed were gone.

My ex-wife's father was captured by Canadians in Africa, handed over to the British, and it didn't take him long to decide Canada was the better option.  In the mean time, he helped build the Orkney cathedral. 

You just ofcourse had to inject some of your commentary, no, the majority of the Eyeties at THEIR cathedral didn't go back to italy.

 

Nevermind, it doesn't matter.

 

Deepest apologies for correcting you

but only one Italian stayed in Orkney to finish off the job

Fact.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Chapel

Facts don't matter though

because we now live in the era of alternative facts

 

if anyone is interested in Scapa flow....

 

Link to post
Share on other sites

they row like shit

so I always used an outboard

now I tow a properly made dinghy on a long springy line which is twice the length of the mothership  - I towed it all last summer around scotland

never shipped an ounce of water

 

 

 

 

 

Link to post
Share on other sites

" pulchritudinous "  Hubba hubba ! ! !

Well done sir !  That's a $20 word if ever there was one.

Be careful with words like that over at Sailing Anarchy. Those guys max out at $6.75.

 

  • Like 1
Link to post
Share on other sites
16 hours ago, dylan winter said:

Deepest apologies for correcting you

but only one Italian stayed in Orkney to finish off the job

Fact.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Chapel

Facts don't matter though

because we now live in the era of alternative facts

 

if anyone is interested in Scapa flow....

 

  That's the one, thank you.

Link to post
Share on other sites

I always wondered what the time lag was between shooting, editing and finally the uploading of these vids. I was quite surprised to learn for instance that the Delos video released this week has them in Nth Madagascar yet in reality they left Cape Town around 6 weeks ago enroute to Brazil. So these things are more time consuming to produce than many appreciate.

There is clearly serious money for those at the top of this tree. It seems at some point the Delos guy was approached by a production house to turn Delos into a mainstream reality TV show, which he rejected on the grounds it meant giving up control. 

Link to post
Share on other sites

Jack

this is a fairly standard timeline from one of my edit lists

you can see the layers of images, maps, and graphics and then below the audio added

all the video needs to be colour balanced and the audio needs what the blokes used to call sweetening

disgustingly time consuming

 

D

ktl_time_line.jpg

 

 

Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, dylan winter said:

Jack

this is a fairly standard timeline from one of my edit lists

you can see the layers of images, maps, and graphics and then below the audio added

all the video needs to be colour balanced and the audio needs what the blokes used to call sweetening

disgustingly time consuming

 

D

ktl_time_line.jpg

 

 

Still beats scissors and Scotch tape, no?

Link to post
Share on other sites
On 5/22/2017 at 11:01 PM, LB 15 said:

In this episode she lets the puppies off the leach. (At 5.24 if you want to skip the usual dinghy riding crap.)

 

That could, and would in many USA places, make her a registered lifetime sex offender. Which I think is BS...........

Link to post
Share on other sites
32 minutes ago, softdown said:

That could, and would in many USA places, make her a registered lifetime sex offender. Which I think is BS...........

That is pretty harsh. In Australia, it just makes her a slut.

Link to post
Share on other sites
10 hours ago, LB 15 said:

That is pretty harsh. In Australia, it just makes her a slut.

We also give men registered lifetime sex offender for peeing. Apparently only the truly evil ever need to pee. All of our public restrooms are always open too.......well, at least half are anyway.

"A nation of sheep begets a government of wolves."

Link to post
Share on other sites

  No boobs, no tropical weather (mostly), but again I have to give a shout out to DrakeParagon (Drake Roberts on S/V Paragon).  Some of his best stuff was when he was refitting and doing deliveries, long before anybody had ever heard of Delos.  He had a knack for interviewing transiting sailors.

 

 

 

 

Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, Dilligaf0220 said:

  No boobs, no tropical weather (mostly), but again I have to give a shout out to DrakeParagon (Drake Roberts on S/V Paragon).  Some of his best stuff was when he was refitting and doing deliveries, long before anybody had ever heard of Delos.  He had a knack for interviewing transiting sailors.

The latest stuff needs a good story editor though. They might be trying to portray the "real" cruising life but accounting for every single non-event is a bit tedious.

I guess no one is getting hurt, just not my cup of tea.

Link to post
Share on other sites
On 30/05/2017 at 4:00 AM, softdown said:

That could, and would in many USA places, make her a registered lifetime sex offender. Which I think is BS...........

Nudity isn't sex, would that make Merkel a sex offender?

dbt1gdp.jpg

Link to post
Share on other sites
6 hours ago, Panoramix said:

Nudity isn't sex, would that make Merkel a sex offender?

dbt1gdp.jpg

I could rant about the neo kakistocracy that we have ushered in.

Instead I seek a marina on the Sea of Cortez as a step in a different direction. My suspicion is that driving down there may be the best bet. Advertising is paid for in some way, shape, or form.

Yes.....showing a nipple can, and does yield registered lifetime sex offender if the cop chooses to enforce the law. More and more of them do that now. However, pasties are allowed. We have a lot of strange laws along with over a million well paid internet cops. Even if the damsel doesn't get caught in person, an internet cop may sniff it out at a later date.

It is a guarantee that there are several internet cops posing as sailors around here... They are professional liars as a rule.

Link to post
Share on other sites
22 minutes ago, softdown said:

Yes.....showing a nipple can, and does yield registered lifetime sex offender if the cop chooses to enforce the law.

Sounds like someone is speaking from first hand experience?

Link to post
Share on other sites
40 minutes ago, softdown said:

Yes.....showing a nipple can, and does yield registered lifetime sex offender if the cop chooses to enforce the law. More and more of them do that now. However, pasties are allowed. We have a lot of strange laws along with over a million well paid internet cops. Even if the damsel doesn't get caught in person, an internet cop may sniff it out at a later date.

It is a guarantee that there are several internet cops posing as sailors around here... They are professional liars as a rule.

Next time somebody need to run for president with "tits not guns" as a slogan.

Link to post
Share on other sites
44 minutes ago, softdown said:

...

It is a guarantee that there are several internet cops posing as sailors around here... They are professional liars as a rule.

Swap "internet cop" for "people" and you've summed up most around here....

Link to post
Share on other sites
3 hours ago, softdown said:

I could rant about the neo kakistocracy that we have ushered in.

Instead I seek a marina on the Sea of Cortez as a step in a different direction. My suspicion is that driving down there may be the best bet. Advertising is paid for in some way, shape, or form.

Yes.....showing a nipple can, and does yield registered lifetime sex offender if the cop chooses to enforce the law. More and more of them do that now. However, pasties are allowed. We have a lot of strange laws along with over a million well paid internet cops. Even if the damsel doesn't get caught in person, an internet cop may sniff it out at a later date.

It is a guarantee that there are several internet cops posing as sailors around here... They are professional liars as a rule.

Pasties are still allowed? Well thank God for some sense round here.

8830756519966.jpg

Link to post
Share on other sites
56 minutes ago, A horse, of course said:

Pasties are still allowed? Well thank God for some sense round here.

8830756519966.jpg

The rules vary from location to location. It was about the year 2004 when New Orleans decided that bare female breasts during Mardi Gras were public danger numero uno. I left in protest the day before the big "celebration".Fantasy Fest in Key West had the ability to incarcerate women who flashed in the early 2000's. At that time only one cop enforced the ruling.

Flashing was a big attraction at Lake Havasu around London Bridge, Copper Canyon, and the sand bar. Now it is lifetime sex offender and the party numbers are way down. They closed down the sand bar during the big week-ends and opened up Copper Canyon to cop patrols/surveillance via buoys. Not an entirely bad idea, due to safety issues, but who wants to party with cops cruising around and writing tickets? I seen a ticket administered for removing a vest just prior to docking.

Kind of afraid to look at titties these days. Very afraid to pee when away from home. I swear half of the public rest stops are closed. I can say that having done about 14,000 miles over the past couple months.

the****geek couldn't resist yet another opportunity to take a swipe I see. No...I have not been caught peeing or flashing. Apparently the male breast is not of a sexual nature. Very careful about peeing. That can be a challenge at 58.

Link to post
Share on other sites
3 hours ago, Panoramix said:

Next time somebody need to run for president with "tits not guns" as a slogan.

I like both. Trump was using cameras in his hotel rooms in the 90's according to an old documentary I viewed. I seriously doubt that our government would allow a candidate that wasn't into the same things our government is into. That is wars/surveillance/incarceration/restricting liberty.

While they allowed Paul and Kucinich, they made a lot of fun of them via the "media". Rand Paul has tried a different tack by cozying up to the military and Israel a bit. That mostly alienated his dads core supporters. We all want a potent military. Not all of us want the military to run our government. Military's do not enjoy a good history of doing that.

Link to post
Share on other sites
On 5/30/2017 at 9:12 AM, dylan winter said:

when I started at the BBC it was a razor blade

 

Yep that was how we edited in my early days in production as well. But can you tell the young people today? Nooooo, nooooo.

Link to post
Share on other sites
22 hours ago, Panoramix said:

Nudity isn't sex, would that make Merkel a sex offender?

dbt1gdp.jpg

What is that shit around their snappers?

Link to post
Share on other sites

I seem to remember his complaining that things were constantly breaking and that he was tired of it. A common problem and a poor sales tactic.

Isn't it about 44'?

Link to post
Share on other sites
15 hours ago, Panoramix said:

I guess that you were never interested in girls on the hippy side of the spectrum. ;)

That is less hippy, more dirty hairy euro thing. I am sure she is quite a turn on for you, after all you Frogs like your women with armpits like an Iranian tank driver.

Link to post
Share on other sites
10 hours ago, LB 15 said:

That is less hippy, more dirty hairy euro thing. I am sure she is quite a turn on for you, after all you Frogs like your women with armpits like an Iranian tank driver.

Dear old Boy,

I am rather disappointed that you didn't use your time in Europe wisely to study carefully hairiness of our women. For your information, not shaving armpits is a mostly German fashion. In Frogland we like our women with just enough hair so that we don't feel like they are on the payroll of a North American pornographer.

Link to post
Share on other sites
17 minutes ago, Panoramix said:

Dear old Boy,

I am rather disappointed that you didn't use your time in Europe wisely to study carefully hairiness of our women. For your information, not shaving armpits is a mostly German fashion. In Frogland we like our women with just enough hair so that we don't feel like they are on the payroll of a North American pornographer.

Give LB a break ....he has only had sex thrice..first all the time with himself...the second one after his tour of NZ for the AC..but while they were to be married she unfortunately got put down unfortunately with a bad case of flystrike (only K1W's will understand that)...the third ...well the guy has children and obviously owns a freezer ...so give him some slack if he doesn't quite appreciate the soft landing pad stuff.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Interrabang

Could be the next selfie/videoblog boat name/title...for yet another jump-on-the-bandwagon... cheesecake on display boatie tales show... that gawd knows who actually subscribes too...

Oh I forgot.... that was used already in the 60s.....

?

 

Link to post
Share on other sites
16 hours ago, random said:

Scamming to the bitter end.  Raffle .... mmmmm.   

Everything ends, but there is the irony of selling the life in video, with hyperbole, about how much fun they are having living the life, then to reject it.

I think they simply moved over to a catamaran having realized a sensational deal on it. Though I did quit watching after she started comparing the roominess of the million dollar cat versus the sailboat. Many women have magical ways to be truly annoying.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Marina that is one interesting word the Interrabang or Interrobang... particularly for those good at Scrabble.

Symbol was invented in the 60's so  use as a movie title from that same time is not coincidental. The movie storyline is an absolute hoot.

A photographer is sailing with his wife, her sister and his nympho-maniacal model. He leaves the three women alone to get a part for his boat. A mysterious man shows up, who might be an escaped criminal the police are searching for. This doesn't alarm the three women too much, and he rapidly seduces all three of them.

download (2).jpg

images (50).jpg

Link to post
Share on other sites
On 2017-06-02 at 2:47 PM, jack_sparrow said:

Its time to pay for them new fenders

 

The lad is about to get a hard lesson in the reality of selling a well worn, poorly maintained and minimally equipped vessel of which the market is flooded with the same model from charter fleets around the world. His asking price is 2X of similar vessels. If he thinks he can skim a deal out of their legions of social media fans is say..."Ha"

 

 

Link to post
Share on other sites
8 minutes ago, ARumRunner said:

The lad is about to get a hard lesson in the reality of selling a well worn, poorly maintained and minimally equipped vessel of which the market is flooded with the same model from charter fleets around the world. His asking price is 2X of similar vessels. If he thinks he can skim a deal out of their legions of social media fans is say..."Ha"

 

 

Around Euro 80K is going price so asking Euro 100k+ is certainly up there but not 2X

Link to post
Share on other sites
11 hours ago, jack_sparrow said:

Marina that is one interesting word the Interrabang or Interrobang... particularly for those good at Scrabble.

Symbol was invented in the 60's so  use as a movie title from that same time is not coincidental. The movie storyline is an absolute hoot.

A photographer is sailing with his wife, her sister and his nympho-maniacal model. He leaves the three women alone to get a part for his boat. A mysterious man shows up, who might be an escaped criminal the police are searching for. This doesn't alarm the three women too much, and he rapidly seduces all three of them.

download (2).jpg

 

You want to start a brawl on a writer's forum, go start a thread on the positive use of the interrobang.

Link to post
Share on other sites
25 minutes ago, B.J. Porter said:

You want to start a brawl on a writer's forum, go start a thread on the positive use of the interrobang.

It's pretty much WTF/HTFU in symbol form. A good, concise statement.

Link to post
Share on other sites
59 minutes ago, Ishmael said:
1 hour ago, B.J. Porter said:

You want to start a brawl on a writer's forum, go start a thread on the positive use of the interrobang.

It's pretty much WTF/HTFU in symbol form. A good, concise statement.

It's lazy writing, suitable or ad copy, forum posts, FB or Tweets. It's not concise at all, really. It muddies up the intent of the statement. Pick your words to say what you want, punctuate accordingly. Don't cover up your lack of precision with extra punctuation.

https://www.bkacontent.com/using-interrobang-sign-lazy-writing/

It's like using dialog tags to emphasize how someone said something.

"Get off the couch," he barked.

Dogs and seals bark, not people. Set the scene so the "barking" is clear.

 

Link to post
Share on other sites
21 hours ago, Panoramix said:

Dear old Boy,

I am rather disappointed that you didn't use your time in Europe wisely to study carefully hairiness of our women. For your information, not shaving armpits is a mostly German fashion. In Frogland we like our women with just enough hair so that we don't feel like they are on the payroll of a North American pornographer.

Well that was not my experience but what do French chicks have against appearing in American pornography? It will buy them a lot of cheese.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Got to thinking about this last night. Delos and LaVag are the youtube/patreon superstars. This is somewhat deserved in the respect that they work long and hard on their videos, especially the Delos crew. However, neither one are in the same realm of sailing experience as EmeraldSteel and FollowtheBoat. Both of them have about 30 years of full time experience as cruisers. They have both forgot as much as LaVag knows.

I like the EmeraldSteel couple though his accent manages to remove some clarity from his words. FollowtheBoat is a great teacher though he manages to remove some entertainment value while pushing the Patreon client benefits. I can't really blame them for asking for voluntary donations. Would you have a problem with a theater that offered free viewings while asking for donations? It costs money to produce and air video content. There is plenty of solid information to be found.

Delos seems to be losing his roots in western culture. Saying that prawns "smell like bad pussy" will be a bit off putting to certain sensibilities. They are drifting to a slightly rogue operation while focusing on younger viewers.

LaVag bagged the hottest bikini girl and didn't screw it up until the move to the cat. I still think that will prove to be a mistake.

It is also possible that youtube pushes their (LaVag and Delos) content more aggressively.

Link to post
Share on other sites
18 hours ago, jack_sparrow said:

Around Euro 80K is going price so asking Euro 100k+ is certainly up there but not 2X

I went through all the similar Beneteau ads on Yachtworld and it seems like the boat should sell for about USD 75 - 80 or EUR 70 - 75.There are plenty of Beneteaus on offer which can only drive prices down.  Prices are higher in NZ but the market is tiny. Maybe they'll get lucky and find some local guy who wants exactly what they are selling and pays the extra.

Link to post
Share on other sites

'And we really want La Vaga to end up with one of our fans. We’d like to visit her again and if you’ll let us be your guests down the road, we’d be forever grateful as we can’t stomach the thought of never being on her again, (even if just for a bit).'

They no doubt think someone will buy it in the hope that they will get to meet their hero's and have them sleep on board. Imagine the fantasy's running through the minds of their more obsessed 'Fans'.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Well well well - all the sailing grifters are getting new Cats.In this episode the doodles meet with 'tash and 'brows but they don't show them in the Vid. Obviously there are copyright and IP issues.

If they copy everything the La Vag's do then Megan's puppies are going to be something to see. Stay tuned...

 

Link to post
Share on other sites
4 hours ago, LB 15 said:

..If they copy everything the La Vag's do then Megan's puppies are going to be something to see. Stay tuned...

 

LB if Megan goes and inflates them cans "as is" she won't be able to get below... not to mention being logged on Google Earth as a sudden mysterious moving object....I'm worried.

images (54).jpg

Link to post
Share on other sites
5 hours ago, LB 15 said:

Well well well - all the sailing grifters are getting new Cats.In this episode the doodles meet with 'tash and 'brows but they don't show them in the Vid. Obviously there are copyright and IP issues.

I believe they were referring to another boat name "Vagabond."

Link to post
Share on other sites

LV's recent treatment of Outremer is quite surprising. A couple of months ago Outemer threw a fancy launch party complete with the usual gaggle of groupies, hangers-on and bucket loads of champagne. The video looked like it was made by a pro. It seems like LV were expected to set sail some time in May but so far - nothing. Not only nothing but LV have wandered off to Australia to make a little money on the side.

Whatever momentum Outremer generated from the bulk publicity in April has just gone PFFFFT !

Link to post
Share on other sites

Followtheboat and Emerald Steel both have decades of cruising experience. Seems that folks are more interested in T and A.

30 years of cruising is a lot....speaking of Emerald Steel.

Link to post
Share on other sites
6 hours ago, savoir said:

LV's recent treatment of Outremer is quite surprising. A couple of months ago Outemer threw a fancy launch party complete with the usual gaggle of groupies, hangers-on and bucket loads of champagne. The video looked like it was made by a pro. It seems like LV were expected to set sail some time in May but so far - nothing. Not only nothing but LV have wandered off to Australia to make a little money on the side.

Whatever momentum Outremer generated from the bulk publicity in April has just gone PFFFFT !

They had to wait a few weeks longer to get the stitches out.

Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, softdown said:

Followtheboat and Emerald Steel both have decades of cruising experience. Seems that folks are more interested in T and A.

30 years of cruising is a lot....speaking of Emerald Steel.

For me it is about the Puppies.

maxresdefault.jpg

Link to post
Share on other sites
6 hours ago, LB 15 said:

For me it is about the Puppies.

maxresdefault.jpg

Meh.....no tits at all is just fine with me. So is a handful but I have XXL hands. I've spent too much time on the net to be overly impressed by her knockers.

Almost all of the famous boob models that had XXXL boobs had them chopped. So I figured something is very wrong with the whole scenario.

Changing the subject a bit. Seems that cruising is good for the physique. Perhaps the mostly fish diet that is pretty common.

Link to post
Share on other sites
12 hours ago, LB 15 said:

For me it is about the Puppies.

maxresdefault.jpg

At first I only saw 2 puppies but with a bit more study I see two more of the K-9 variety! :lol:

Nice Pic! Would not be a bad place to be at all!

 

 

Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, horatio_nelson said:

Christian Williams on yt is a satisfying alternative to LV

No connection btw

Boobs do have their place though 

Whats the gig with Christian? That name could be male or female I think.

I get a little weary of bikini images being used to entice people to watch their vid. Someday, somebody is going to promote a Perfect 10 and blow the rest out of the water.

Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, jack_sparrow said:

I would put Rachel Sawden (currently doing a gig as an Americas Cup  journalist) at top of my crew list for making one of these vlogs....probably need to beef up the head liner though.

images (56).jpg

Came her looking for the normal super spicy commentary. Left a bit disappointed....

Link to post
Share on other sites
4 hours ago, jack_sparrow said:

I would put Rachel Sawden (currently doing a gig as an Americas Cup  journalist) at top of my crew list for making one of these vlogs....probably need to beef up the head liner though.

images (56).jpg

Look at the size of that mouth! Most of the Kiwi's wouldn't be able to touch the sides.

Link to post
Share on other sites
16 minutes ago, keeldragger said:

 

Not sure if this has been posted, but I appreciate this guy's "No Bullshit Just Sailing" approach.

 

 

 

Only got to .33 mark when he said there will be no bikini's. I would have thought most of us have done enough sailing in small yachts in cold,shit-house weather that we don't need to spend our spare time watching some other poor cunt doing it. I guess that is the difference between Boobies and sailing in could weather. Doesn't matter how many times you have experienced tits, you still enjoy watching more.

Link to post
Share on other sites
8 hours ago, jack_sparrow said:

I would put Rachel Sawden (currently doing a gig as an Americas Cup  journalist) at top of my crew list for making one of these vlogs....probably need to beef up the head liner though.

images (56).jpg

 

3 hours ago, LB 15 said:

Look at the size of that mouth! Most of the Kiwi's wouldn't be able to touch the sides.

She is actually shouting at Dean Barker saying..."I'm not wearing any woollen shit around you guys".

Link to post
Share on other sites