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She is the daughter of a sailor Both yachts and RN She came to me fully trained she can hold a course,  cook good food on one ring, loves rowing, can double declutch a land rover and ha

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I have watched these last few posts with interest I agree that I should put more effort in...... I also a agree that film making has changed. In one vid I made there was a 45 second shot....

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2 hours ago, TwoLegged said:

That Malcolm Douglas film is very macho. All topless he-men tackling nature with bare hands stuff.

I guess it will appeal to those who like that sort of thing

1972 was a different country, they do things differently there...?

Cheers,

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59 minutes ago, TwoLegged said:

I like this one
 

 

This one is impressive. It has a patch of deck space aft, which helps. The other one had no outdoor space, none. A bit weird to be out on the ocean, yet your senses don't experience it locked inside a capsule. 

 

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2 hours ago, toddster said:

Out of curiosity, I googled-up some prices on those things - they seem to be selling in the US for $1600 - $2400.  Well within dirtbag project range!

Good thing they all sold two weeks ago!

dirt bag projects...man i'm a charter member of that group.

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4 hours ago, Israel Hands said:

Conversion project dream that I had 20 years ago: Take a 20' container and make a hurricane-proof bar and put it on my dock. I grew out of that bad idea.

 

You are nuts.  Natty light at 1.50 a can off your dock, you'd make a killing.!

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Last time I got delusional about navy surplus deals, it was “motorized causeway sections” that were going for next to nothing. (Plus costs of crane and trucking.) I had this idea to bolt down a couple of containers, (one for a burger bar, one for a surf shack) some astroturf and picnic tables and make a mobile concession that could turn up at whatever river beach was hot on a given day. Or just anchor 100 yards outside any local jurisdictional and make it a sail/paddle in affair. IIRC, the whole thing disassembles into small sections that can be handled by a forklift.

Fortunately, I didn’t have the cash on hand and would have had to sell the idea to a bank or investors ( :lol: ). And that was before weed was legalized.

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7 hours ago, GMiller said:

You are nuts.  Natty light at 1.50 a can off your dock, you'd make a killing.!

Haha - remember the Redneck Riviera that used to gather around the corner - a pop-up tiki bar would've been a hit!

 

7 hours ago, toddster said:

some astroturf and picnic tables

we think alike. I envisioned a plastic palm tree and 2 little bistro tables with chairs.

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18 minutes ago, mainefarr43 said:

One of Bobby's has gone out on her own, good on her. She's 20 or 21, and smoking hot. I wish her luck.

She is motoring between marinas in a flat calm on a sheltered waterway in clear visibility.  Good for her if that makes her happy, but it has feck all to do with sailing.

Girl with Patreon account goes motoring on canal.

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On 2/4/2021 at 2:31 PM, rustylaru said:

And through it all they seem to have considered keeping the camera rolling a high priority.

We had a terrible sudden thuderstorm supercell event here on Mobile Bay during the Dauphine Island race a few years ago. There were multiple fatalities and the thing that really irked me was that there were far too many boats that kept the cameras rolling instead of taking all precautions for preservation of life, limb and vessel! 

 

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1 hour ago, Pertsa said:

How did they survive at sea?

God was protecting them, so that they would survive to pour a fortune into a boatyard's bank account.

As the good book says, blessed be those who do squander an inheritance on chasing rotten timber, for many a shipwright's wages may be paid.

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14 minutes ago, Diarmuid said:

My grandfather's axe, etc.

I can't watch that, it's too sad a story (and too predictable).

I like to follow the pro restorations of wooden boats. 

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Step#3, write final check, viola. 

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6 hours ago, Kris Cringle said:

I can't watch that, it's too sad a story (and too predictable).

I like to follow the pro restorations of wooden boats. 

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Step#2 Write check, work starts:1570405998_Bernicerestortation-stepone.thumb.jpg.84c8c0ee8fb3a44aeb40a10801d9423e.jpg

Step#3, write final check, viola. 

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Reminds me of this.

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7 hours ago, Priscilla said:

It says just ONE thing to me.  The ‘owner’ (read:  one who was an easy mark) has no taste.  Sure, the boat is nice, but to do this to it at the end was, well, IS nauseating...

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1 hour ago, Upp3 said:

My clan has a gorgeous tartan, and also a history which includes some notorious violent acts of vengeance on long-term enemies. 

But please be assured that if anyone tries to nod at any of us this way, our dead ancestors will rise up and re-enact some of our most notorious violence on the nodders. 

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15 minutes ago, Israel Hands said:

We interrupt this Braveheart moment to bring you some important news:  A couple have just sold everything in order to buy a boat and sail it round the world!

 

Yawn.

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4 hours ago, Israel Hands said:

We interrupt this Braveheart moment to bring you some important news:  A couple have just sold everything in order to buy a boat and sail it round the world!

 

she is a real bikini model and he flies a plane

she makes brows look humdrum and mumsie

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3 hours ago, darth reapius said:

Holy shit that girl loves herself, what garbage. Another one desperate for them youtube $$$

there are no youtube dollars worth having  - 50,000 hits per film are worth around $100 as long as there is no music.

 

however,  she knows how to leverage Patreon dollars -   will the fans of tache and brows jump ship to see some special patreon films where bikinis are abandonned?

I assume la vag fans have seen more than a few nappies being changed on their Patreon dollars

 

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57 minutes ago, dylan winter said:

there are no youtube dollars worth having  - 50,000 hits per film are worth around $100 as long as there is no music.

 

however,  she knows how to leverage Patreon dollars -   will the fans of tache and brows jump ship to see some special patreon films where bikinis are abandonned?

I assume la vag fans have seen more than a few nappies being changed on their Patreon dollars

 

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Oh yeah, I know the numbers. I really meant everything as a conglomerate. A very close friend of my little sisters shot to fame with effectively the business model that this girl has tried to copy. Except unlike this girl she had millions of subs, not a few thousand.

She spent her time trying on Bikini's on video, trying Make-up, doing work-outs etc and is on a few different websites farming for cash. She sowed her seeds with the soft-core porn youtube videos and instagram snaps, but reaped a cash crop of patreon subs. Hilariously she went all "healthy at all sizes" a little while ago in the hopes to sell bikini's to women other than beach-goers and went from 1.5 mil subs to 0.75 mil.

But then, compared to someone else who I used to see hooping a lot, she made nothing. This one farmed the onlyfans crop and was an OG. Which surprised me because she wasn't hot at all. But I guess people got into that thickness and she became a big insta name. Phat ass pics paid millions compared to the pittance these Patreon folks are making.

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20 hours ago, TwoLegged said:

My clan has a gorgeous tartan, and also a history which includes some notorious violent acts of vengeance on long-term enemies. 

Sounds like you don't like MacDonalds very much.

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15 minutes ago, Se7en said:

Sounds like you don't like MacDonalds very much.

it is the Campbells they all hate

really, really hate

 

and

 

lest we forget - much of the clan rivalry is about slightly different versions of more or less the same hairy man in the sky and the same  book

prods v cathodes

500 years of tribal blood letting means there is very little to be proud of

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22 hours ago, Israel Hands said:

We interrupt this Braveheart moment to bring you some important news:  A couple have just sold everything in order to buy a boat and sail it round the world!

 

Great Zarquon, why on earth did I click on that?  I barely skimmed the damned thing, and still I feel vaguely disgusted with myself.

I mean, sure, there's the eye catching candy thumbnail.  But did I really think they might approach the project of circumnavigation with more humility and insight than a "scream" emoji?

Was I hoping against hope to have the worst stereotypes of dizzy blondes refuted, or is some dark corner of my psyche secretly glad to have them confirmed, and now I feel guilty about it?

Did I really think there wouldn't be a man-bun?  Of course there was a man bun.

And here's the worst part.  At the end, up pops a link to episode 2, in which they announce their plan to Actually Go Sailing.  And Dog help me, I was tempted to click on it.  Why?  Morbid curiosity?  Schadenfreude?  I don't really want them to come to any harm.  I know full well that they'll just sail around for an hour in flat seas and 10 knots, then rave breathlessly about their big adventure.
And I'll kick myself for watching.

I could have lived a full rich happy life blissfully unaware that these two even existed.  But now their thumbnails are going to keep popping up in my youtube suggestions for at least another month.

 

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2 minutes ago, Corryvreckan said:

Great Zarquon, why on earth did I click on that?  I barely skimmed the damned thing, and still I feel vaguely disgusted with myself.

I mean, sure, there's the eye catching candy thumbnail.  But did I really think they might approach the project of circumnavigation with more humility and insight than a "scream" emoji?

Was I hoping against hope to have the worst stereotypes of dizzy blondes refuted, or is some dark corner of my psyche secretly glad to have them confirmed, and now I feel guilty about it?

Did I really think there wouldn't be a man-bun?  Of course there was a man bun.

And here's the worst part.  At the end, up pops a link to episode 2, in which they announce their plan to Actually Go Sailing.  And Dog help me, I was tempted to click on it.  Why?  Morbid curiosity?  Schadenfreude?  I don't really want them to come to any harm.  I know full well that they'll just sail around for an hour in flat seas and 10 knots, then rave breathlessly about their big adventure.
And I'll kick myself for watching.

I could have lived a full rich happy life blissfully unaware that these two even existed.  But now their thumbnails are going to keep popping up in my youtube suggestions for at least another month.

 

If I had an urge to click, it's gone now. 

Thanks for taking one for the team.

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6 hours ago, dylan winter said:

there are no youtube dollars worth having  - 50,000 hits per film are worth around $100 as long as there is no music.

 

however,  she knows how to leverage Patreon dollars -   will the fans of tache and brows jump ship to see some special patreon films where bikinis are abandonned?

I assume la vag fans have seen more than a few nappies being changed on their Patreon dollars

 

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It's good to get this info about Youtube. We watch regularly for PBS news, etc. But also travel, food, architecture, interesting places, etc. I'm not dead down there, but once somebody starts showing some skin for no reason other than to create a soft porn thumb, I'm turned off. There's nothing wrong with some skin if it makes sense in a story but I find it's a warning: This is junk, the maker has no skill no anything to do with the subject you seek. This goes especially for Sailing Youtube. I must be doing ok because I don't get these sailing skin thumbs. 

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44 minutes ago, Corryvreckan said:

At the end, up pops a link to episode 2, in which they announce their plan to Actually Go Sailing.  And Dog help me, I was tempted to click on it.  Why?  Morbid curiosity?  Schadenfreude?  I don't really want them to come to any harm.  I know full well that they'll just sail around for an hour in flat seas and 10 knots, then rave breathlessly about their big adventure.
And I'll kick myself for watching.

Wish you hadn't pointed that out. I'm going to check out the last 2 minutes of episode 2 and see if your theory is correct.

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24 minutes ago, Kris Cringle said:

It's good to get this info about Youtube. We watch regularly for PBS news, etc. But also travel, food, architecture, interesting places, etc. I'm not dead down there, but once somebody starts showing some skin for no reason other than to create a soft porn thumb, I'm turned off.

I find it great for how-tos ranging from all sorts of mechanical repairs to guitar playing, cooking, travel etc. But if you look at the sailing vlogs - even some of the best ones - you see an undeniable link between higher click rates and an attractive female in the thumb. There appear to be other cues that also consistently generate more clicks. Titles about how much it costs to cruise, which boat should we buy...and now couple after couple seem to flog those titles in the same way that online vendors buy their google adwords. I guess if you are trying to make a living by posting your cruising life on the internet, and by adding a little skin to your thumbs you increase your traffic 50 to 100%, then you are very likely to do it.

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3 hours ago, Corryvreckan said:

But did I really think they might approach the project of circumnavigation with more humility and insight than a "scream" emoji?

Was I hoping against hope to have the worst stereotypes of dizzy blondes refuted, or is some dark corner of my psyche secretly glad to have them confirmed, and now I feel guilty about it?

Now I feel guilty too, having watched the last 2 minutes of EP 2 (their first sail) - she was drinking from a champagne bottle while he peed off the stern - and then 2 minutes of Ep 3 as they gave a "boat tour."  I made the original post because they seemed to be poster children of the worst of would-be circum-vloggers, and I was making fun. They ARE the worst. But now I feel utter pity for them. They are in so far over their heads, it's just incredible. Not only do they know nothing, they don't 'suspect nuthin.'  More to be pitied than censured.

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57 minutes ago, Kris Cringle said:

The scary thing is, for the budding sailor/cruiser going to Youtube to learn, these are their teachers. 

i think they learn that sailing is easy and anyone can do it

 

and that is true.... sailing is easy, and safe...... but seldom cheap

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 I should grow my hair to make man bun, and then start youtube channel. I am about right age. But I am not  "hippy type from wealthy family", maybe I can just pretend that part.

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1 hour ago, Pertsa said:

 I should grow my hair to make man bun, and then start youtube channel. I am about right age. But I am not  "hippy type from wealthy family", maybe I can just pretend that part.

I do not think people are watching her films to see the bun

meanwhile La Vag is in full baby mode

 

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11 hours ago, Se7en said:
On 3/2/2021 at 3:05 PM, TwoLegged said:

My clan has a gorgeous tartan, and also a history which includes some notorious violent acts of vengeance on long-term enemies. 

Sounds like you don't like MacDonalds very much.

I value my anonymity, so I won't comment on who we had clashes with.

But I will just say that there were plenty of clan rivalries.  And as @dylan winter noted, of the most unifying thing in Scottish clans is dislike of the the Campbells, on account of the Campbells being rather effective at fighting and land-grabbing.

However, I doubt that even the Campbells would be cruel enough to disfigure a hull like that.

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10 hours ago, Ajax said:

No matter how hot she is, some guy, somewhere is sick of her bullshit.

No matter how much bullshit she has, some guy, somewhere, will pay four bucks a month to Patreon to watch her almost but not quite take her top off on a catamaran even though the entire internet is full of free pictures of naked tits and also some catamarans.

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2 hours ago, TwoLegged said:

I value my anonymity, so I won't comment on who we had clashes with.

But I will just say that there were plenty of clan rivalries.  And as @dylan winter noted, of the most unifying thing in Scottish clans is dislike of the the Campbells, on account of the Campbells being rather effective at fighting and land-grabbing.

However, I doubt that even the Campbells would be cruel enough to disfigure a hull like that.

Ah.

Your mention of a notorious act of vengence had me thinking of Glencoe, and assuming you are one of the vast Campbell clan - hence the MacDonald reference.

Whilst being a few generations removed from Scotland, Scots make up almost all of my ancestry - including both sides of many altercations such as Glencoe. Funny how once folks got away from Scotland, the matters of whose great grandfather did what to who, or which brand of sky fairy you align to,  seemed to vanish.

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21 hours ago, darth reapius said:

Holy shit that girl loves herself, what garbage. Another one desperate for them youtube $$$

She has the looks and figure but really needs to SHUTUP!!!

Her loves herself attitude is no doubt due to her being a model and a lifetime of having everyone around her telling her she is beautiful and special.

 

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This is gonna be really vulgar so stop reading now if you easily get offended.

 

A man bun is a saddle horn for your boyfriend to grab while your blowing him.

 

Gonna need brain bleach for that one.

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4 hours ago, Se7en said:

Your mention of a notorious act of vengence had me thinking of Glencoe, and assuming you are one of the vast Campbell clan - hence the MacDonald reference.

I guessed that was your assumption. :)

But while Glencoe was one of the biggest and best-known massacres, it achieved notoriety largely because it was:

  1. one of the last major instances of the especially-deplored crime of "murder under trust", and
  2. it was ordered by the King, and
  3. the King then rewarded the key murderers

That combination of factors gave it heightened significance.

But there was plenty of other slaughter in the Highlands, just not as notorious.  The pervasive grabbing of land and cattle was not a peaceful process.

5 hours ago, Se7en said:

Funny how once folks got away from Scotland, the matters of whose great grandfather did what to who, or which brand of sky fairy you align to,  seemed to vanish.

Once out of Scotland, they were no longer fighting each other for and cattle, and instead faced common opponents.  Atheists often misunderstand religion as a primary factor in disputes, whereas it many cases its function was more as a rallying call in more prosaic disputes.

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3 hours ago, TwoLegged said:

I guessed that was your assumption. :)

But while Glencoe was one of the biggest and best-known massacres, it achieved notoriety largely because it was:

  1. one of the last major instances of the especially-deplored crime of "murder under trust", and
  2. it was ordered by the King, and
  3. the King then rewarded the key murderers

That combination of factors gave it heightened significance.

I've previously thought that Robert Campbell is somewhat unjustly treated. Normally history is written by the victors, and in this case he was following orders from the king, and they won and saw the end of the Jacobite uprising. He also apparently tried to spare some of the victims, only to have others step in and kill them anyway. Yet he is named a murderer.

I do agree that it was not the only time that the Campbells of Argyle took any excuse to enlarge their herds and holdings... But they were certainly not the only clan to do so. And that religion is a convenient and noble sounding excuse for more self serving pursuits.

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4 hours ago, TwoLegged said:

it achieved notoriety largely because it was:

  1. one of the last major instances of the especially-deplored crime of "murder under trust", and
  2. it was ordered by the King, and
  3. the King then rewarded the key murderers

That combination of factors gave it heightened significance.

Now fast-forward to Saudi Arabia and Jamal Khashoggi...human nature doesn't change.

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5 hours ago, Dogscout said:

This is gonna be really vulgar so stop reading now if you easily get offended.

 

A man bun is a saddle horn for your boyfriend to grab while your blowing him.

 

Gonna need brain bleach for that one.

If they did a remake of Deliverance today, Ned Beatty would have a manbun.

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