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I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for th

One sunny day in late January 2021, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said,

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On 11/21/2020 at 2:57 PM, SloopJonB said:

As cars have gotten better, drivers have gotten worse, for sure.

There are a lot of factors involved in reduced deaths but car design is by far the most significant. Not too long ago I saw a crash test between some modern sedan and a '59 Chevy.

The test was a "frontal offset" hit - the drivers fenders hit head on.

The '59 was totalled and the driver would have been dead - front was crushed back to the windshield, the steering column was through the front seat and so forth.

The modern car was badly damaged but the drivers door still worked and the driver would have walked away.

BITD any accident over about 30 MPH was a fatal, now people walk away at those speeds.

Here is video, sorry not fitting for joke thread.

 

 

To make up for the lack of joke, why did the turkey cross the road twice?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

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A physicist, a biologist, and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time. The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously he was drowned and never returned.

The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He, too, never returned.

The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, “The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water.”

 

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A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”

The frog is thrilled! “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?”

“No,” says his advisor, “in her biology class.”

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Three statisticians go hunting for deer. They spot one off in the distance. The first one shoots about a meter too high; the second one, about a meter too low; the third one yells, “We got it!”

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The doctor tells a woman that she has only six months to live. He advises her to marry a chemist and move to Toledo. The woman asks, “Will this cure my illness?”

“No,” replies the doctor, “but it will make six months seem like a very long time.”

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Q: How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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A psychoanalyst shows a patient an inkblot and asks him what he sees. The patient says: “A man and woman making love.”

The psychoanalyst shows him a second inkblot, and the patient says: “That’s also a man and woman making love.”

The psychoanalyst says: “You are obsessed with sex.”

The patient says: “What do you mean I’m obsessed? You’re the one with all the dirty pictures.”

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A priest buys a lawn mower at a yard sale. Back home, he pulls on the starter rope a few times with no results. He storms back to the yard sale and tells the previous owner, “I can’t get the mower to start!” “That’s because you have to curse to get it started,” says the man. “I’m a man of the cloth. I don’t even remember how to curse.” “You keep pulling on that rope, and it’ll come back to you.”

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.”

“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”

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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

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A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I’m as jittery as a cat.”

“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” suggests the collie.

“I can’t,” says the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”

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A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, “How long have you been wearing that bra?” The friend replies, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.”

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A guy is sitting at the doctor's office.

The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."

"I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?"

"Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you."

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An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs.

The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room."

"You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."

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Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!

Officer: Age?

Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays.

Officer: Height?

Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

OFFICER : Weight?

Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

OFFICER : Color of eyes?

Husband: Sort of brown I think.

OFFICER : Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.

OFFICER : What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

OFFICER : What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my truck.

OFFICER : What kind of truck was it?

Husband : A 2017, manufactured September 16th, pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 .with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera,

Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch,

sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB ports, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires.

It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.

At this point the husband started choking up.

OFFICER: Take it easy sir, We'll find your truck.

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One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift. 

"How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked excitedly. 

"Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet," was the shop owner's reply.

The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's left foot. Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ..." 

The shop owner then held another match under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled with: " Silent Night, Holy Night..."

The young man was so impressed that he paid the shopkeeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed.

"How beautiful!", she exclaimed, "Can he talk?" 

"No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you." 

So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chet's left foot, as the shopkeeper had shown him, and Chet crooned: "Jingle Bells! Jingle bells!..." 

The man then moved the lighter to Chet's right foot, and out came: "Silent Night, Holy night..."

The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, "What if you hold the lighter between his legs?" 

The man did not know. "Let's try it," he answered, eager to please his wife. 

So he held the lighter between Chet's legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, and the little parrot sang out loudly like it was the performance of his life: "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...."

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On 12/25/2020 at 9:32 AM, justsomeguy! said:

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift. 

"How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked excitedly. 

"Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet," was the shop owner's reply.

The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's left foot. Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ..." 

The shop owner then held another match under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled with: " Silent Night, Holy Night..."

The young man was so impressed that he paid the shopkeeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed.

"How beautiful!", she exclaimed, "Can he talk?" 

"No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you." 

So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chet's left foot, as the shopkeeper had shown him, and Chet crooned: "Jingle Bells! Jingle bells!..." 

The man then moved the lighter to Chet's right foot, and out came: "Silent Night, Holy night..."

The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, "What if you hold the lighter between his legs?" 

The man did not know. "Let's try it," he answered, eager to please his wife. 

So he held the lighter between Chet's legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, and the little parrot sang out loudly like it was the performance of his life: "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...."

groooaaaannn!  well done.

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3 minutes ago, justsomeguy! said:

Yes, it's a groaner.

By the way, do you go by "Chet", Chester?

They are roasted, so it's more of a ChEEEEster! during the orchestra warmup.

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An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.    

   As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.    

   "Yes, Dad, what is it?"    

   "Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you." 

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    Five Junior Naval Officers were given by their base commander an assignment to provide him with the height of the main base flagpole.

    Knowing the dangers associated with ladders and young Officers, he forbid them to climb on anything to make the measurement. The officers ran around with notebooks, calculators, trig tables, and even a sextant to try and ascertain the flagpole height from the length of the shadow the sun cast on the ground and the time of the day.

    Just when they were ready to give up on the daunting task a young Marine officer walked by and was curious what all the commotion was about. They Navy boys knew that the Marines were not taught celestial navigation but the Marine offered to help. He merely asked for a tape measure and walked over to the flagpole and pulled it out of the socket in the ground and laid it down on the ground and measured it with the tape measure. He then restored the pole to its place and turned to the Navy boys and calmly said, '20 feet' and walked away.

    One of the Navy officers said, "Isn't that just like a Jarhead? You ask him for the height and he gives you the length!"

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Image may contain: one or more people and people sitting, text that says 'Dist. King Features BIZARRO.COM Facebook.com/ BizarroComics He says he's invented a bagpipe/accordion hybrid, and he Was threatening to play it. PRPE 7.7.16'

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47 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

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my fav story about accordians:   worked downtown dallas where they have tunnels running between buildings.. going to lunch with work buddies, come up an escalator from one of the tunnels to catch a tunnel on the other side of the building..  3 piece oompha band playing in the lobby... after we pass by, i tell one of my co-workers ,  "i think all acordian playerss should be shot"... couple of months later  getting married..  after wedding ceremony , walk into our reception, who's the band my wife found for the reception, yup,  same band that was in the lobby...   karma will get you..  we had a great time.. they even played "wild thing" as our first dance..   good bunch of guys..

 

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One sunny day in late January 2021, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Trump." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.
 
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Trump." The Marine repeated, "Sir, as I told you yesterday, Mr Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here." 
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
 
The third day, the old man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying again, "I would like to go in and meet with President Trump."
 
The Marine, understandably irritated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you've been here asking to speak to Trump. I've told you each time that he's no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don't you get it?"
 
The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it !"
The Marine snapped to attention and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."“
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17 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

my fav story about accordians:   worked downtown dallas where they have tunnels running between buildings.. going to lunch with work buddies, come up an escalator from one of the tunnels to catch a tunnel on the other side of the building..  3 piece oompha band playing in the lobby... after we pass by, i tell one of my co-workers ,  "i think all acordian playerss should be shot"... couple of months later  getting married..  after wedding ceremony , walk into our reception, who's the band my wife found for the reception, yup,  same band that was in the lobby...   karma will get you..  we had a great time.. they even played "wild thing" as our first dance..   good bunch of guys..

 

Wild Thing - on an accordion? :blink:

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The Quotes of Steven Wright:
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
 
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Ordering a Pizza in 2021:

CALLER:
    Is this Pizza Delight?
 
GOOGLE:    
    No sir, it's Google Pizza.
 
CALLER:  
    I must have dialed a wrong number. 
 
GOOGLE:  
     No sir, Google bought Pizza Delight last month.
 
CALLER:  
     OK.  I would like to order a pizza.
 
GOOGLE:  
     Do you want your usual, sir?
 
CALLER:
     My usual? You know me?
 
GOOGLE:
     According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
 
CALLER:  
     OK! That’s what I want ...
 
GOOGLE:
     May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
 
CALLER:  
     What? I detest vegetable!
 
GOOGLE:  
     Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
 
CALLER:  
     How the hell do you know!
 
GOOGLE:
     Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records.  We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
 
CALLER:
     Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza!  I already take medication for my cholesterol.
 
GOOGLE:
     Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly.  According to our database, you purchased    only a     box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago.
 
CALLER:  
     I bought more from another drugstore.
 
GOOGLE:  
    That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
 
CALLER: 
     I paid in cash.
 
GOOGLE:  
     But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
 
CALLER:  
     I have other sources of cash.
 
GOOGLE:
     That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.
 
CALLER:    
     WHAT THE HELL!
 
GOOGLE:  
      I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
 
CALLER:  
      Enough already!  I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others.  I'm going to an island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
 
GOOGLE:      
     I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first.  It expired 6 weeks ago..

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IN THE FIFTIES

Pasta was not eaten in Australia or N.Z.


Curry was a surname. 

A takeaway was a mathematical problem. 

A pizza was something to do with a leaning tower.   


All potato crisps were plain; the only choice we had was
whether to put the salt on or not. 


Rice was only eaten as a milk pudding.

Calamari was called squid and we used it as fish bait.

A Big Mac was what we wore when it was raining.

Brown bread was something only poor people ate.

Oil was for lubricating, fat was for cooking.    

Tea was made in a teapot using tea leaves and never green.

Sugar enjoyed a good press in those days, and was regarded as being white gold. Cubed sugar was regarded as posh.  

Fish didn't have fingers in those days.  

Eating raw fish was called poverty, not sashimi.

None of us had ever heard of yoghurt.

Healthy food consisted of anything edible.

People who didn't peel potatoes were regarded as lazy.

Indian restaurants were only found in India.  

Cooking outside was called camping.


Seaweed was not a recognised food.

"Kebab" was not even a word, never mind a food.  

Prunes were medicinal. Also Castor Oil and Cena Tea.

Surprisingly, muesli was readily available, it was called
cattle feed.


Water came out of the tap.   If someone had suggested bottling it and charging more than petrol for it, they would have become a laughing stock!!


But the one thing that we never ever had on our table 


" Elbows or Phones".

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Just now, SloopJohnB said:

IN THE FIFTIES

Pasta was not eaten in Australia or N.Z.


Curry was a surname. 

A takeaway was a mathematical problem. 

A pizza was something to do with a leaning tower.   


All potato crisps were plain; the only choice we had was
whether to put the salt on or not. 


Rice was only eaten as a milk pudding.

Calamari was called squid and we used it as fish bait.

A Big Mac was what we wore when it was raining.

Brown bread was something only poor people ate.

Oil was for lubricating, fat was for cooking.    

Tea was made in a teapot using tea leaves and never green.

Sugar enjoyed a good press in those days, and was regarded as being white gold. Cubed sugar was regarded as posh.  

Fish didn't have fingers in those days.  

Eating raw fish was called poverty, not sashimi.

None of us had ever heard of yoghurt.

Healthy food consisted of anything edible.

People who didn't peel potatoes were regarded as lazy.

Indian restaurants were only found in India.  

Cooking outside was called camping.


Seaweed was not a recognised food.

"Kebab" was not even a word, never mind a food.  

Prunes were medicinal. Also Castor Oil and Cena Tea.

Surprisingly, muesli was readily available, it was called
cattle feed.


Water came out of the tap.   If someone had suggested bottling it and charging more than petrol for it, they would have become a laughing stock!!


But the one thing that we never ever had on our table 


" Elbows or Phones".

thank god i lived overseas when growing up

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That was Canada too. I was in high school before I saw yogurt - and then it was when I was skiing in Sun Valley.

Pizza came along in high school as well - prior to that is was only "Pizza Pie" jokes in Mad magazine and one was never quite sure what it was. :D

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On 1/10/2021 at 4:57 PM, SloopJonB said:

That was Canada too. I was in high school before I saw yogurt - and then it was when I was skiing in Sun Valley.

Pizza came along in high school as well - prior to that is was only "Pizza Pie" jokes in Mad magazine and one was never quite sure what it was. :D

pizza pie and malted milk were stables in 1960's "Riverdale", wee me had know idea what they were on about

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2 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

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Shit, that didn't even break the windshield.

We do it way better.

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Agent Johnson from the CIA finally hit the big time when he got invited to the international ambassador's ball. After meeting contacts over cocktails he was assigned his table were next to him was the most attractive blonde he'd seen.
After she made eye contact he briefly reached for her hand. Feeling no resistance and refreshed from the cocktails he brushed her thigh under the table. Still no resistance. Holding eye contact as he made his way up her thigh he received a note on a napkin quickly written in lipstick.
Grabbing it discreetly it read
Don't give the game away when you reach my balls.
Smithers, MI6

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Anna complained to her friend Julia how she sometimes found it difficult to initiate sex with her husband.

"I know a simple trick,” Julia said.
“Whenever I want to have sex with Peter, I gently put my hand on his dick and say:
Your dick is very cold, do you want me to warm it up for you?
And that's it! Works every time!”
Anna was impressed and said she would try it when her husband got home that night.

When they met the next day, Julia asked how it went. Anna immediately started crying.
“We’re getting a divorce!” she sobbed.
“What? What happened?” Julia asked concerned.
“I tried to do your trick, but as I laid my hand on his dick, it was actually quite warm. I didn’t know what to say, so I asked him:
Why isn't your dick cold, like Peter’s?”
 
 
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Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a GREEN & GOLD sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous PACKERS flag, and in every window, a CHEESEHEAD. Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even won a few Super Bowls." God said "So what's your point, Tom?" "Well, why does Aaron Rodgers get a better house than I do?" God chuckled, and said: "Tom, that's not Aaron's house......it's Mine."

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27 minutes ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

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am i goin straight to fuckin hell for laughin out loud at this one? 

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Major Car Manufacturers Merger

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'.

It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumour has it though, it can be a real bitch to start in the morning!

Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of.

Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, & the curb weight typically increases with age.

Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the boot increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status.

Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it when it becomes troublesome!

 

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There was a Human Centipede outside my office building this morning, disgusting and pissed me off.

The lead guy wasn't wearing a mask.

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A man stepped into an elevator to find a woman standing completely naked against the back wall. 

Shocked, the man stared ahead as the elevator rose and the doors opened for his floor.

As he stepped out, he turned slightly and said to the woman, “My wife has an outfit just like yours.”

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I had a zoom court appearance last week. I had on a shirt and tie. An obviously pissed off judge asked where my jacket was. I replied, "with my pants".  Good thing there's an appellate division. 

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May be an image of 1 person, beard and text that says 'A man tells a Rabbi: " have a strong desire to live forever. What can / do?" "Get married, replies the Rabbi. "And will live forever?" "No, but the desire will disappear."'

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