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13 hours ago, Bus Driver said:

Increasingly Delusional Trump Believes His Hair Will Be Reinstated

I loved it when he referred to it as "beautiful".

Of course he thinks this is beautiful too.

Trump Tower's Murky History and Murkier Future: Slumping Sales, Pentagon  Leases, and Shadowy L.L.C.s | Vanity Fair

He obviously never heard the word "Trumpery"

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3 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

I loved it when he referred to it as "beautiful".

Of course he thinks this is beautiful too.

Trump Tower's Murky History and Murkier Future: Slumping Sales, Pentagon  Leases, and Shadowy L.L.C.s | Vanity Fair

He obviously never heard the word "Trumpery"

This picture makes my head hurt. A friend calls this "Decorator on Drugs",

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5 hours ago, Sol Rosenberg said:

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I have a bonehead yay-Trump neighbor. Actually I have several, but this particular one no longer has a Trump flag but he does have a bumper sticker that says "Proud Descendant Of A Confederate Soldier." I felt like saying to him, "My great-grandfather was a Union soldier, does that mean I can shoot you?" but I did not. Instead I asked him, "Why are you proud of your ancestor being a loser?" I could see the gears turning but no reply came out.

- DSK

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3 hours ago, Bus Driver said:

Did he put his trousers on backwards?

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They weren't cut with room for the Depends.

His suits have always been laughable - look at the length of the sleeves - down to his knuckles FFS.

I'd be willing to bet that he pays like $5K for his suits and the tailor is simply fucking with him.

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3 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

I'd be willing to bet that he pays like $5K for his suits and the tailor is simply fucking with him.

I would think his dry cleaner is doing the same thing. I notice there are no creases in his trousers.

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Trump doesn't pay for dry cleaning. He bought a cheap steam thingy for his maid to nuke the stench out of his cheap-ass polyester suits. There is no tailor, obviously.

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7 hours ago, Bus Driver said:

Did he put his trousers on backwards?

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I find it hilarious to think that asshole is actually vain.

If anyone needed evidence that he lives in a fantasy world, there it is.

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1 hour ago, badlatitude said:

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I can't understand how anyone could "believe" "That all religions are equally valid".  A better statement might change that to "invalid".  At best, one might be correct, but widely different conflicting beliefs can't all be valid, can they?

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4 minutes ago, bridhb said:

I can't understand how anyone could "believe" "That all religions are equally valid".  A better statement might change that to "invalid".  At best, one might be correct, but widely different conflicting beliefs can't all be valid, can they?

But they can all be "equally valid".  Just as doing different dance steps to a Bob Dylan song are all "equally valid". 

Pointless, but "valid".

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7 hours ago, Borracho said:

Trump doesn't pay for dry cleaning. He bought a cheap steam thingy for his maid to nuke the stench out of his cheap-ass polyester suits. There is no tailor, obviously.

That wasn't a maid who confessed to doing that, it was Hope Hicks.  White House "advisor".

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And apparently the suits are Brioni.  Probably ordered in bulk.   It is to laugh.  

 

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1 hour ago, bridhb said:

I can't understand how anyone could "believe" "That all religions are equally valid".  A better statement might change that to "invalid".  At best, one might be correct, but widely different conflicting beliefs can't all be valid, can they?

It's a personal belief, you can subscribe to it or not, that does not change the validity of the thought. Personally, I am a Jeffersonian, he didn't believe in organized religion at all, he thought it was a way to gain power and influence, and I dare say he was correct about that.

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1 hour ago, Left Shift said:

That wasn't a maid who confessed to doing that, it was Hope Hicks.  White House "advisor".

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And apparently the suits are Brioni.  Probably ordered in bulk.   It is to laugh.  

 

No way those are Brioni, a Brioni suit is a work of art. What Trump wears looks like it was made by an old Russian to make Trump look the eternal fool.

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28 minutes ago, badlatitude said:

No way those are Brioni, a Brioni suit is a work of art. What Trump wears looks like it was made by an old Russian to make Trump look the eternal cheap fool.

FIFY

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3 hours ago, bridhb said:

I can't understand how anyone could "believe" "That all religions are equally valid".  A better statement might change that to "invalid".  At best, one might be correct, but widely different conflicting beliefs can't all be valid, can they?

Since there are no facts involved of course they can all be equally valid - or invalid.

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12 hours ago, badlatitude said:

No way those are Brioni, a Brioni suit is a work of art. What Trump wears looks like it was made by an old Russian to make Trump look the eternal fool.

No way would TFG stoop to switching labels or buying knock-offs. Am I right?

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21 minutes ago, Borracho said:

No way would TFG stoop to switching labels or buying knock-offs. Am I right?

TFG took the ancient practice of scamming and turned it into an art form

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15 hours ago, badlatitude said:

No way those are Brioni, a Brioni suit is a work of art. What Trump wears looks like it was made by an old Russian to make Trump look the eternal fool.

Let's just say that at Brioni, heads are exploding:

Trump’s inaugural outfit was patriotic red, white, and blue and entirely befitting his new leadership position. Most of the time, though, the president opts to wear Italian-made suits by Brioni. As reported in The Cheat Sheet earlier this year, Trump’s familiarity with the Brioni label goes all the way back to 2004, when the Italian design house provided his wardrobe for The Apprentice. These days, ‘the Donald’ says he buys his Brioni suits off the rack like anyone else.

Anyone else who can afford to shell out thousands for a single suit that is. Brioni suits are gorgeous, but they’re also outrageously expensive. A Brooks Brothers suit will set a man back around $1,000. According to men’s clothier, Ezra Paul, the price of an off-the-rack Brioni suit starts at around $5,000. If that same Brioni suit was custom tailored to a perfect fit, it might cost upwards of $8,000.

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5 minutes ago, Left Shift said:

Let's just say that at Brioni, heads are exploding:

Trump’s inaugural outfit was patriotic red, white, and blue and entirely befitting his new leadership position. Most of the time, though, the president opts to wear Italian-made suits by Brioni. As reported in The Cheat Sheet earlier this year, Trump’s familiarity with the Brioni label goes all the way back to 2004, when the Italian design house provided his wardrobe for The Apprentice. These days, ‘the Donald’ says he buys his Brioni suits off the rack like anyone else.

Anyone else who can afford to shell out thousands for a single suit that is. Brioni suits are gorgeous, but they’re also outrageously expensive. A Brooks Brothers suit will set a man back around $1,000. According to men’s clothier, Ezra Paul, the price of an off-the-rack Brioni suit starts at around $5,000. If that same Brioni suit was custom tailored to a perfect fit, it might cost upwards of $8,000.

Trump is a narcissist, those Brioni's in his closet are all 38s, he's just waiting until he loses a couple of pounds.

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6 hours ago, dylan winter said:

Boris in shit suit

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Trump never wore a suit so well tailored.

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On 6/6/2021 at 6:35 PM, Sean said:

New hypothesis:  He pissed himself and ruined the press and finish of the pant fabric.  Then he shoved a diaper down his pants and the whole thing ended up as the incontinent mess that it is.  Then the new "Hope Hicks" look alike got out her hair dryer and got him ready for the stage.

But hey, by August, when he retakes the White House, all these pee and poop oopsies will magically disappear and he will lead us to glory....

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42 minutes ago, Left Shift said:

New hypothesis:  He pissed himself and ruined the press and finish of the pant fabric.  Then he shoved a diaper down his pants and the whole thing ended up as the incontinent mess that it is.  Then the new "Hope Hicks" look alike got out her hair dryer and got him ready for the stage.

But hey, by August, when he retakes the White House, all these pee and poop oopsies will magically disappear and he will lead us to glory....

Proudly waving his colostomy bag, yelling obscenities at the adoring throng.

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I miss the Obama days. That cat was fit, smooth, well-dressed. Used to jog up the Air Force One stairs. Used to speak in coherent intelligent sentences. His suits looked good on him. The world's finest soul/blues musicians felt honoured to play at his White House. His kids never stole money from a charity. He didn't take shit from Putin. 

He never paid off porn stars, I've never seen pics of his wife's tits & ass, he's never been sued for financial shenanigans, there isn't a general perception that he had a seriously weird relationship with one of his daughters.

But he's kinda brown and a Democrat, so to near half of the USA he was evil incarnate. If only he hadn't mocked Trump so skillfully at the White House press dinner, none of the last 4 years' embarrassing shit might have happened.

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1 hour ago, Happy said:

I miss the Obama days. That cat was fit, smooth, well-dressed. Used to jog up the Air Force One stairs. Used to speak in coherent intelligent sentences. His suits looked good on him. The world's finest soul/blues musicians felt honoured to play at his White House. His kids never stole money from a charity. He didn't take shit from Putin. 

He never paid off porn stars, I've never seen pics of his wife's tits & ass, he's never been sued for financial shenanigans, there isn't a general perception that he had a seriously weird relationship with one of his daughters.

But he's kinda brown and a Democrat, so to near half of the USA he was evil incarnate. If only he hadn't mocked Trump so skillfully at the White House press dinner, none of the last 4 years' embarrassing shit might have happened.

The video of that press dinner is history in the making.  You can see the steam coming out of Trump's ears while Obama lampoons him.  That minute marks the turning point in American history when Democracy began its descent into Anarchy. 

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8 hours ago, Happy said:

I miss the Obama days. That cat was fit, smooth, well-dressed. Used to jog up the Air Force One stairs. Used to speak in coherent intelligent sentences. His suits looked good on him. The world's finest soul/blues musicians felt honoured to play at his White House. His kids never stole money from a charity. He didn't take shit from Putin. 

He never paid off porn stars, I've never seen pics of his wife's tits & ass, he's never been sued for financial shenanigans, there isn't a general perception that he had a seriously weird relationship with one of his daughters.

But he's kinda brown and a Democrat, so to near half of the USA he was evil incarnate. If only he hadn't mocked Trump so skillfully at the White House press dinner, none of the last 4 years' embarrassing shit might have happened.

Well, the Kenyan also ventilated a guy whom W had said he didn't spend much time on and Tom's boy Saint Ron had said he would not have gone after in Pakistan. Saint John of Arizona was similarly opposed, for very serious reasons, mind you. This was probably not an important guy.

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On 6/6/2021 at 8:31 AM, Bus Driver said:

Did he put his trousers on backwards?

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“And, again, let’s be clear, he did not put them on backward, which is good for Trump, because it would be very embarrassing to be the first president to put your pants on backward. As opposed to what he is, the first president where everyone believed it was at least possible. Where even his own supporters had to say, ‘No, see, look, those are pleats, right?’” — SETH ************

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1 hour ago, Bus Driver said:

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Ahh, he was wearing women's slacks. That explains the lack of a fly.

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21 hours ago, Mrleft8 said:
On 6/7/2021 at 12:50 PM, dylan winter said:

Boris in shit suit

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Trump never wore a suit so well tailored.

BoJo never had his hair combed before either.

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I think it's pretty obvious that the hair dryer/heat gun melted the polyester slacks that had been saturated with diet Coke urine minutes before.

If the..... I hesitate to use the word man, but...... If the individual had been wearing wool, or cotton.... The whole scrunching up, and melting thing wouldn't have happened. But I doubt if he'd pay for wool, cotton, linen, or even a blend.....

 No, Trump is plastic to the end.... At least it.... Oh wait, no.... It won't biodegrade with his body.... Then again his body is probably so full of plastic, it will have a half life of 100 years.

 

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3 hours ago, Ishmael said:

 

This is a delightful little bit! Thank you!

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However, Jeff + Tom will be along shortly to say that he's very strong on the 2A.

Dog will also reappear to say that it was just an interesting question. Guy will be concerned yet optimistic.
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The party’s over for Putin

President Joe Biden will be holding a summit meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin later this week. It is doubtful Putin will find the encounter as enjoyable as the love fests he shared with former President Donald Trump.

Trump made it abundantly clear that he wanted to be buddies with the Russian autocrat. When American intelligence agencies said the Russians had interfered with the 2016 U.S. presidential election and Putin denied it, Trump believed Putin. When Ukrainian officials asked Trump to help them defend themselves against Russian attacks, Trump took it as an opportunity to try to coerce the Ukrainians into digging up dirt on Biden. Trump seemed to greatly admire Putin’s iron-fisted way of running his country, even excusing Putin’s murders of political opponents.

Biden does not share those warm feelings. He can be expected to confront Putin about his meddling in American politics, his aggression against Ukraine and his tacit encouragement of the ransomware attacks against American targets that have been launched by Russian cybercriminal operations.

Putin is the street punk of the international community. He is constantly looking for devious ways to assault, harass and intimidate other countries. Trump did not find that a problem because he is an incorrigible bully himself. Bullies need someone to call their bluff. Let’s hope Biden does that with Putin because he has gotten away with too much for way too long. 

 

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Putin is basically an uncrowned Czar. Absolute ruler; and so far he's been smart enough to not only keep his own power but to make some progress rebuilding the Soviet empire. He may find it hard to relax and enjoy his tiger ride, though; and it's likely Russia will suffer some bad years as his potential successors sort themselves out.

- DSK

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On 6/9/2021 at 1:02 PM, Olsonist said:

However, Jeff + Tom will be along shortly to say that he's very strong on the 2A.

Dog will also reappear to say that it was just an interesting question. Guy will be concerned yet optimistic.

I guess you know more about him than I do but this one takes the prize away from the guy who asked whether Guam might capsize. My wife played the full clip for me. I thought the really funny part was the "I'll have to get back to you" response followed by a Gomer saying he was looking forward to the follow up. So am I. I hope they really do get back to him with a serious answer in a public way.

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1 hour ago, Olsonist said:

I'm seeing a lot less than that from Cal Fire, just two of significance.

https://www.fire.ca.gov/incidents/

Typically when the fire season starts, the air in the Bay Area goes hazy and it hasn't so far. Sadly, it will.

And if it's anything like it was last year, it will drift up here. Shit. 

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8 minutes ago, Bus Driver said:

That was then.  

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This is now. 

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There’s never been a First Lady whose nude pictures looked as good on the Internet as Melania’s Trump’s. 

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3 minutes ago, Steam Flyer said:

A + for flossing regularly... dental hygiene is good, too much make-up is not.... anything else we should know?

- DSK

She's 34. She looks 60.

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3 minutes ago, Ishmael said:

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I gotta know - Did President Biden shove anyone out of his way when walking onto a stage?

Remember when that was considered Precedential?

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