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Hey folks!! Squeaky here! Hahaha I'll start by saying thank you for the hundreds of giggles that you all gave me with this thread!!!! Its pretty epic! Never thought I'd go along with a group of folks

FTFY. It's a catamaran...

Darwinism. 

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On 3/3/2020 at 6:26 AM, Midfleet said:

Those joker's are anchored in my town now. Amidst all the other derelicts we keep trying to get rid of...

Midfleet, have you been to see them? If not, why not. You need to do this for the team.

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On 3/2/2020 at 11:26 AM, Midfleet said:

Those joker's are anchored in my town now. Amidst all the other derelicts we keep trying to get rid of...

If you can do an on-camera interview, that would be awesome!

If you can get Giggles on camera doing her squeaky giggly thing and then showing you turning to her, holding a finger to your lips, and uttering "Shhhhh..." I will buy you dinner at Joe's Stone Crab. Gotta show you and her in the same frame, her giggling and you shhhhing, at the same time. Gomer optional.

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17 hours ago, Somebody Else said:

If you can do an on-camera interview, that would be awesome!

If you can get Giggles on camera doing her squeaky giggly thing and then showing you turning to her, holding a finger to your lips, and uttering "Shhhhh..." I will buy you dinner at Joe's Stone Crab. Gotta show you and her in the same frame, her giggling and you shhhhing, at the same time. Gomer optional.

I would pay to see that. Let me clarify,  id pay midfleet, maybe get in on this Joe's stone crab thing, but not pay gomer and squeaky. Thats a patreon thing. 

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2 hours ago, basketcase said:

I would pay to see that. Let me clarify,  id pay midfleet, maybe get in on this Joe's stone crab thing, but not pay gomer and squeaky. Thats a patreon thing. 

You'll split the cost of Midfleet's Joe's Stone Crab dinner with me if he films the public shhhhhhing for us? Thank you! I appreciate the help!

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20 hours ago, Somebody Else said:

If you can do an on-camera interview, that would be awesome!

If you can get Giggles on camera doing her squeaky giggly thing and then showing you turning to her, holding a finger to your lips, and uttering "Shhhhh..." I will buy you dinner at Joe's Stone Crab. Gotta show you and her in the same frame, her giggling and you shhhhing, at the same time. Gomer optional.

Oh, Please do this.  I am good for at least an app.  Cabin feaver, need entertainment...  

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4 minutes ago, Dilligaf0220 said:

  Sometimes I really HATE dropping by SA.  Yeah, like a fool I've just binged this whole th'd.

 

 

and like some others, you are now dumber for it.

i will pitch in for dessert for said interview.

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1 hour ago, Crusty said:

Careful guys. This did not end well for LilMurray...  :D

Yeah but this is a much smaller catamabarge. No room inside for a hidden dungeon.

Shucks there's not much room for a body, much less room to -hide- a body

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3 hours ago, basketcase said:

I don't remember,  was he one of us?

Somewhere around page 745 or so of the HR thread, he agreed to ride out and get the real scoop for SA... made contact, reported back once or twice and was never seen or heard from again. 
 

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2 hours ago, Crusty said:

Somewhere around page 745 or so of the HR thread, he agreed to ride out and get the real scoop for SA... made contact, reported back once or twice and was never seen or heard from again. 
 

Are you suggesting that he was dragged into the sex dungeon on the flyin' Hawaiian?

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1 hour ago, basketcase said:

Are you suggesting that he was dragged into the sex dungeon on the flyin' Hawaiian?

Or worse.  

RIP LilMurray.

Of course Regatta Dog dropped out of sight not long after doggedly stalking Reid and Soanya Stowe, but I think that was out of embarrassment, because of a restraining order, commitment to an inpatient psychiatric facility, or all of those things.  I believe Billy Backstay has had contact with RD since the inappropriate behavior.

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2 hours ago, basketcase said:

Are you suggesting that he was dragged into the sex dungeon on the flyin' Hawaiian?

I’m not suggesting anything. All I know is that transvestite didn’t get pregnant by itself. RIP buddy. You gave it all.you had! :lol:

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3 hours ago, Ed Lada said:

Or worse.  

RIP LilMurray.

Of course Regatta Dog dropped out of sight not long after doggedly stalking Reid and Soanya Stowe, but I think that was out of embarrassment, because of a restraining order, commitment to an inpatient psychiatric facility, or all of those things.  I believe Billy Backstay has had contact with RD since the inappropriate behavior.

I met one of the NYC antique ship people who knew R.S. and spoke very highly of him. Haha.

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1 hour ago, basketcase said:

Its been a week since we last received a video. I wonder what kind of endangerments gomer and squeaky are up to.

If your a Patreon you saw their visit to an anal bleaching salon today. 

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5 hours ago, Cristoforo said:

If your a Patreon you saw their visit to an anal bleaching salon today. 

Thought you made up the anal bleaching thing but Google proved me wrong! Just a few minutes ago I thought I knew everything! 

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31 minutes ago, GH41 said:

Thought you made up the anal bleaching thing but Google proved me wrong! Just a few minutes ago I thought I knew everything! 

You should know better than to Google anything you see on this site.

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7 hours ago, Cristoforo said:

If your a Patreon you saw their visit to an anal bleaching salon today. 

Maybe we have some porn in the offing?

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22 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

Maybe we have some porn in the offing?

Probably something being sold already. Am I the only one that notices the nervousness of the dork helpers they get to help them? Like the helpers are nervous about being filmed. Maybe Gomer is playing both ends against the middle.  

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1 hour ago, GH41 said:

Am I the only one that notices the nervousness of the dork helpers they get to help them? Like the helpers are nervous about being filmed.

Definitely. They are either worried that G&S are gonna destroy their boats or someone is going to recognize their faces and reactivate that cold case...

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1 hour ago, Crusty said:

Definitely. They are either worried that G&S are gonna destroy their boats or someone is going to recognize their faces and reactivate that cold case...

Or either squeaky smoking a pole on film and Gomer BMing the dumb ass hired hand. It happens all the time. If they ever get to Florida it will be easier to do. Mullet boots are a sure sign of cuck opportunities. Just depends on how much fat pussy they want to eat for money. 

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13 hours ago, Crusty said:

Perhaps they took a wrong turn...

 

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James Dickey said he regretted having written that scene for the rest of his life.  He said something about the important themes he wanted to explore in the novel and yet all that most people remember was that one scene from the movie.

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5 minutes ago, Ed Lada said:

James Dickey said he regretted having written that scene for the rest of his life.  He said something about the important themes he wanted to explore in the novel and yet all that most people remember was that one scene from the movie.

Yeah but people don't pay to see Grate Litterruh-tchoor. Remember Faulkner

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On 3/5/2020 at 12:47 PM, shaggy said:

Oh, Please do this.  I am good for at least an app.  Cabin feaver, need entertainment...  

I know, I know. Had to make a run to Miami and now DC. It's hard trying to get Coronavirus.

 

You have no idea. I could spend hours in the creek videoing all these fucks with their shit boxes. Gomer and Giggles will be first. Boat was still there Friday. No dink, but the outboard of life and all the jerry cans were still there.

 

After that I'll hit up the lone chick on the Hunter 30 that migrates from oyster bed to oyster bed with each new moon.

 

Best part is this seems to be the place where all the dimwits love to get pics of the beautiful boats and sunset. 

I'll tell the kids to start a Patreon and charge the GoPro for next week.

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14 hours ago, Ed Lada said:

James Dickey said he regretted having written that scene for the rest of his life.  He said something about the important themes he wanted to explore in the novel and yet all that most people remember was that one scene from the movie.

Yeah probably not as much as Ned Beatty regretted acting it. 

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On 3/8/2020 at 12:56 PM, Ed Lada said:

James Dickey said he regretted having written that scene for the rest of his life.  He said something about the important themes he wanted to explore in the novel and yet all that most people remember was that one scene from the movie.

I thought the Duelling Banjoes scene was the most memorable one.

 

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On 3/8/2020 at 8:56 AM, Ed Lada said:

James Dickey said he regretted having written that scene for the rest of his life.  He said something about the important themes he wanted to explore in the novel and yet all that most people remember was that one scene from the movie.

10 hours ago, Crusty said:

Yeah probably not as much as Ned Beatty regretted acting it. 

That was his first feature movie, and he came up with that line himself while they were filming.

No, to this day he still has people yell "squeal like a pig" at him.

 

12 hours ago, Midfleet said:

I know, I know. Had to make a run to Miami and now DC. It's hard trying to get Coronavirus.

 

You have no idea. I could spend hours in the creek videoing all these fucks with their shit boxes. Gomer and Giggles will be first. Boat was still there Friday. No dink, but the outboard of life and all the jerry cans were still there.

 

After that I'll hit up the lone chick on the Hunter 30 that migrates from oyster bed to oyster bed with each new moon.

 

Best part is this seems to be the place where all the dimwits love to get pics of the beautiful boats and sunset. 

I'll tell the kids to start a Patreon and charge the GoPro for next week.

Tell them you are an editor of a community cable tv show and ask to interview them.

No sense half assing it. 

 

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8 hours ago, Dilligaf0220 said:

"Tell them you are an editor of a community cable tv show and ask to interview them.

No sense half assing it"

The Morehead destination would open up another line of questioning for the interview... Do they even have a head?? More head might help build their kitty if she is up to it.

8 hours ago, Dilligaf0220 said:

 

 

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Good Gawd, her accent and IQ seem to head south along with the latitude.

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2 minutes ago, Willin' said:

Good Gawd, her accent and IQ seem to head south along with the latitude.

hey.... she was the smart one out of the bunch, wanting to move the bow line. just sayin. and i know, when you are in a box of rocks.......

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Todays pearls of wisdom from Flight Of The Caca, don't motor for half a day with a plastic bag wrapped around your prop.  It degrades performance.

And bring a kitchen knife.

The inevitable turning their "boat" into a hobo camp is proceeding apace, todays fun game is counting all the empty plastic water bottles strewn just about everywhere there isn't a gas can.

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I am SO GLAD I am NOT WATCHING this shit.

Thank you for your gallant volunteerism, watching these whole videos to report to us so that we can laugh and not waste inordinate amounts of time, freeing us up for arguments about Cornovirus, EC 2020 and other disasters.

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Their view count has fallen off a cliff. From a high of over 300K for the first one down to 17K for the last one. I think the honeymoon is over, unless the deck screws finally give out and they pull a Flyin’ Hawaiian or Squeaky starts showing some skin...

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2 hours ago, Somebody Else said:

Every time I see that companionway door, I am grateful that Tom gifted them his backyard table experiment!

Gomer and his Bono glasses! lol.gif

Vegetables from Piggly Wiggly!

or Ali G

25-yr-old-man-dressed-up-as-comedian-ali

i bet he stocks cannabis inside the boat. The bong must be somewhere.

 

No mast and lots of sex?

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On 3/6/2020 at 2:52 PM, Ed Lada said:

Or worse.  

RIP LilMurray.

Of course Regatta Dog dropped out of sight not long after doggedly stalking Reid and Soanya Stowe, but I think that was out of embarrassment, because of a restraining order, commitment to an inpatient psychiatric facility, or all of those things.  I believe Billy Backstay has had contact with RD since the inappropriate behavior.

RD was perma-banned after making physical threats to other members unrelated to 1000 Daze.  While those other scenarios are plasible, he is still around the local sailing scene.

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23 hours ago, Snow Guy said:

RD was perma-banned after making physical threats to other members unrelated to 1000 Daze.  While those other scenarios are plasible, he is still around the local sailing scene.

 

I saw him last night.  He did something that pissed off Scot, is what he told me, a while back.  I never heard or saw anything about "physical threats"?  And, I think the Reid thread was dead as a doornail, when he was flicked...

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5 hours ago, Midfleet said:

Son if a bitch!! I get back in town and they're gone. Sorry SA, I've let y'all down. I'll take a self imposed 2 day quarantine to ScuttleFuck ..

Dood. Smdh. So much for your career as a videographer interviewer. 

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17 hours ago, darth reapius said:

Associating these boat owners with stoners is very rude to the stoner community.

Stoners...I used to not care or bother about 'em. But since a dispensary has opened up on the main road I take from the freeway up the hill to my house I have discovered that nothing can fuck up traffic like a couple of dozen pot-heads trying to parallel park so they can get their daily baggie. Now, I kind of hate 'em and really wish they would move that shop a clock or two off the main road.

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6 hours ago, casc27 said:

Stoners...I used to not care or bother about 'em. But since a dispensary has opened up on the main road I take from the freeway up the hill to my house I have discovered that nothing can fuck up traffic like a couple of dozen pot-heads trying to parallel park so they can get their daily baggie. Now, I kind of hate 'em and really wish they would move that shop a clock or two off the main road.

That's genuinely not on the stoners, that's on the local government, civil engineers and architects who have shitty planning.

My local area gets fucked up by the mums in 4wd's at the local shops because they aren't paying attention, but I still don't blame them, I blame the people who designed the area.

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57 minutes ago, darth reapius said:

That's genuinely not on the stoners, that's on the local government, civil engineers and architects who have shitty planning.

My local area gets fucked up by the mums in 4wd's at the local shops because they aren't paying attention, but I still don't blame them, I blame the people who designed the area.

No, it's totally on the stoners. Fuckers can't park for shit.

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14 hours ago, Steam Flyer said:

Well, they're chill. Why are you in such a fucking hurry?

- DSK

Because I actually have a life and responsibilities. Actually, not in any particular hurry but the fuckers think kind of aligned within about 30 or 40 degrees of parallel and within 5 feet of the curb is adequate. They block the whole fucking lane and walk away. A sadder bunch of 40 year old losers standing in line waiting to spend mom's money I've never seen.

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3 minutes ago, basketcase said:

well.... theres more, and on a serious note with only one or two giggles.......

 

Fuck you for posting this Basket. No, I am not watching. But, only a few giggles? Oh dear, cue B.B. King: the thrill is gone...

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21 minutes ago, casc27 said:

Fuck you for posting this Basket. No, I am not watching. But, only a few giggles? Oh dear, cue B.B. King: the thrill is gone...

mate.... im just a weak addict that cant break the habit. and it was a relatively serious vlog, considering all that is going on. they were awkward giggles.... ok, more awkward than normal. 

and im still sure that Darwin is going to show up...... im waiting.

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19 hours ago, basketcase said:

well.... theres more, and on a serious note with only one or two giggles.......

 

The part I found most disheartening was that they anticipated the coronavirus store shortages and got provisioned early - while I did nothing.  They are smarter than I gave them credit for, but there has to be a better way to go down the ICW than in a cat-a-barge, hand steering an outboard.

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4 minutes ago, Team Subterfuge said:

The part I found most disheartening was that they anticipated the coronavirus store shortages and got provisioned early - while I did nothing.  They are smarter than I gave them credit for, but there has to be a better way to go down the ICW than in a cat-a-barge, hand steering an outboard.

ahhh bullshit.. they were just taking advantage of being close to a Walmart  and doing a normal big provisioning before a cruise.

Gomer is spinning it  

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16 minutes ago, Cristoforo said:

ahhh bullshit.. they were just taking advantage of being close to a Walmart  and doing a normal big provisioning before a cruise.

Gomer is spinning it  

Thanks.  Whether true or not, at least I feel better now.

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5 minutes ago, casc27 said:

Well shit, Steam, that's it you win: best video on this thread yet. By far...

Saw it last year in the "Da Blues" thread, don't give me credit. Have to admit, I've heard some Gary Moore before and didn't care for him that much... he does a great job here though! BB is in fine voice too.

You seen Samantha Fox?

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2 hours ago, Steam Flyer said:

Saw it last year in the "Da Blues" thread, don't give me credit. Have to admit, I've heard some Gary Moore before and didn't care for him that much... he does a great job here though! BB is in fine voice too.

You seen Samantha Fox?

FB- Doug

Samantha fox, the 80s pornstar?

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15 minutes ago, basketcase said:
2 hours ago, Steam Flyer said:

Saw it last year in the "Da Blues" thread, don't give me credit. Have to admit, I've heard some Gary Moore before and didn't care for him that much... he does a great job here though! BB is in fine voice too.

You seen Samantha Fox?

FB- Doug

Samantha fox, the 80s pornstar?

 

I don't think so, she's hot enough but looks too young for the '80s

 

I don't know if this one made it into Da Blues thread. But she's got a lot of great stuff out

FB- Doug

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3 minutes ago, Steam Flyer said:

 

I don't think so, she's hot enough but looks too young for the '80s

 

I don't know if this one made it into Da Blues thread. But she's got a lot of great stuff out

FB- Doug

ive been having issues in the 'what are you listening to now' thread with the wrong songs coming up. the one you posted, i see, as being a fairly attractive woman named samantha fish. is it just me? a fish and a fox are two different things, right?

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3 minutes ago, basketcase said:

ive been having issues in the 'what are you listening to now' thread with the wrong songs coming up. the one you posted, i see, as being a fairly attractive woman named samantha fish. is it just me? a fish and a fox are two different things, right?

YOu 're right. Is it Fish...what did I say? oops

- DSK

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On 3/14/2020 at 4:46 AM, Midfleet said:

Son if a bitch!! I get back in town and they're gone. Sorry SA, I've let y'all down. I'll take a self imposed 2 day quarantine to ScuttleFuck ..

Are you totally sure?  Did you check *under* the water as well?  

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15 minutes ago, basketcase said:
28 minutes ago, unShirley said:

Freudian slip SF, Whatcha been watching?

well, my best guess would be 80's porn.

You don't like the classics?   ;)

Actually I think Samantha Fish is a fox and I hope to attend one of her concerts, nothing more

 

But apologies for the hijack.... how about if somebody wants to pick an adventure of their own?

https://tampa.craigslist.org/hdo/boa/d/spring-hill-ft-catamaran/7083975486.html

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FB- Doug

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1 hour ago, Steam Flyer said:

You don't like the classics?   ;)

Actually I think Samantha Fish is a fox and I hope to attend one of her concerts, nothing more

 

But apologies for the hijack.... how about if somebody wants to pick an adventure of their own?

https://tampa.craigslist.org/hdo/boa/d/spring-hill-ft-catamaran/7083975486.html

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FB- Doug

thats almost in better shape. its got the obligatory blue polly tarp keeping the water out, but also has a stepped mast, boom, and rutters. its only $1250 and already in florida.

 

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2 hours ago, Steam Flyer said:

You don't like the classics?   ;)

Actually I think Samantha Fish is a fox and I hope to attend one of her concerts, nothing more

 

But apologies for the hijack.... how about if somebody wants to pick an adventure of their own?

https://tampa.craigslist.org/hdo/boa/d/spring-hill-ft-catamaran/7083975486.html

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FB- Doug

It's complete...a few grand for repair supplies and paint, a couple of used sails and over a thousand left compared to buying the POS Gomer and Giggles are fucking around on. All in all this is a much better starting point.  And thanks again for the drift, Steam. Some good listening in here now ^_^

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