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The Gold Coast likes to fancy itself as Australia’s version of Las Vegas, which is true because it’s a tacky tourist trap adorned with fake tits, a shit casino and an unending parade of timeshare presentations. It’s also home to more New Zealanders than New Zealand so it’s quite probable that you will bump into someone you went to high school with, only now they will have some shit tats and a shit accent. The Gold Coast is where Australia keeps its unemployed Kiwi scaffolders while they wait for their shot at a third rate reality show, and has-been strippers with multiple children to multiple men from multiple outlaw motorcycle gangs. If you are looking to get a shit neo-tribal tattoo or contract some novel form of super chlamydia, then the Gold Coast is probably your place!

Given that it’s Australia’s entertainment capital, the Gold Coast is filled with a plethora of such options, with the only downside being that they are all tacky and shit. On the Gold Coast, fine dining is ‘all-you-can-eat pancakes’ and a fun day out with the family features theme parks with worse safety standards than a Chinese coal mine. Popular staples of Gold Coast nightlife include visiting a vampire-themed cabaret staffed entirely by people who look like they recently failed HIV tests, getting attacked by a lower grade league player with ‘roid rage’, or being thrown off a balcony after a Tinder date gone wrong.

A popular event on the Gold Coast is ‘Schoolies Week’, which gives high school kids the chance to experiment with alcohol poisoning and tradies from Logan the chance to experiment with getting passed out high school girls into the back of their van.

Gold Coast is hosting this year’s edition of the Commonwealth Games, an event that used to exist only so Britain’s former colonies could see who had the fastest slaves and now only exists to give white people who are too shit for the Olympics the chance to win medals, making it the Caucasian Special Olympics. This event will help celebrate the Gold Coast’s rich sporting history, which includes multiple failed professional franchises across at least three sports.

MOST FAMOUS: The ‘Candyman’, a failed former AFL player and current tobacco mogul who whiles away his days hosting million-dollar orgies and shagging a bevy of porn stars, making him so Australian he should probably replace the emu on the coat of arms.

DO: Attempt a Gold Coast Triathlon – snort a line of coke off a Meter Maid’s arse, lose a week’s wages at the casino and get drunk enough to fight a Samoan bouncer.

DON’T: Ask about the footy team. Any of them. They are all shit.

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LOL, I like it. Back in the day I was a "budget tourist" and the real estate presentations provided free food. Other than the largess of developers, I mostly lived on chook and pineapples-the good times. 

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It is the Emerald City , Dororthy 

click your heels and all your dreams will come true

but I am an insolvency lawyer who has acted for and against let’s just say “colourful local indentities” for the last 25 years so I might be biased

But every developed country has a region where enterprise thrives in a raw form

 

 

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4 hours ago, Gorn FRANTIC!! said:

Credit for the text below goes to the "Shit Towns of Australia" Facebook page.

The Gold Coast likes to fancy itself as Australia’s version of Las Vegas, which is true because it’s a tacky tourist trap adorned with fake tits, a shit casino and an unending parade of timeshare presentations. It’s also home to more New Zealanders than New Zealand so it’s quite probable that you will bump into someone you went to high school with, only now they will have some shit tats and a shit accent. The Gold Coast is where Australia keeps its unemployed Kiwi scaffolders while they wait for their shot at a third rate reality show, and has-been strippers with multiple children to multiple men from multiple outlaw motorcycle gangs. If you are looking to get a shit neo-tribal tattoo or contract some novel form of super chlamydia, then the Gold Coast is probably your place!

Given that it’s Australia’s entertainment capital, the Gold Coast is filled with a plethora of such options, with the only downside being that they are all tacky and shit. On the Gold Coast, fine dining is ‘all-you-can-eat pancakes’ and a fun day out with the family features theme parks with worse safety standards than a Chinese coal mine. Popular staples of Gold Coast nightlife include visiting a vampire-themed cabaret staffed entirely by people who look like they recently failed HIV tests, getting attacked by a lower grade league player with ‘roid rage’, or being thrown off a balcony after a Tinder date gone wrong.

A popular event on the Gold Coast is ‘Schoolies Week’, which gives high school kids the chance to experiment with alcohol poisoning and tradies from Logan the chance to experiment with getting passed out high school girls into the back of their van.

Gold Coast is hosting this year’s edition of the Commonwealth Games, an event that used to exist only so Britain’s former colonies could see who had the fastest slaves and now only exists to give white people who are too shit for the Olympics the chance to win medals, making it the Caucasian Special Olympics. This event will help celebrate the Gold Coast’s rich sporting history, which includes multiple failed professional franchises across at least three sports.

MOST FAMOUS: The ‘Candyman’, a failed former AFL player and current tobacco mogul who whiles away his days hosting million-dollar orgies and shagging a bevy of porn stars, making him so Australian he should probably replace the emu on the coat of arms.

DO: Attempt a Gold Coast Triathlon – snort a line of coke off a Meter Maid’s arse, lose a week’s wages at the casino and get drunk enough to fight a Samoan bouncer.

DON’T: Ask about the footy team. Any of them. They are all shit.

In other words it's an Aussie version of Waikiki, other than the fact that we know how to spell "Beer."

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Did someone say it was a boating paradise? It is a shithole but it does have some of the greatest point breaks and perving on this planet. I drove down there for a surf most  weeks but I keep my windows wound up and my doors locked. 

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29 minutes ago, Hawaiidart said:

In other words it's an Aussie version of Waikiki, other than the fact that we know how to spell "Beer."

What ‘Budweiser’? American beer is without doubt the worst on earth. It is like Waikiki, except with better surf and less fat chicks.

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48 minutes ago, LB 15 said:

American beer is without doubt the worst on earth. 

The States have 7480 Breweries. 
 

The only beers typically found in AU are Buttwiper & Miller Gen Draft. Obviously both are mass produced shite beers. 
 

Aussies drank watery lager until a few years ago.They started making American IPA. Then they relabeled it Australian IPA because it was embarrassing and they are Nationalistic wankers.

The craft beer is so expensive they have to sell it in 4 packs. Even then it’s more expensive than any 6 pack in the States.

I almost forgot that the most common import is Corona. Unfortunately the Aussies are so uneducated that they drink it with a slice of lemon instead of lime.

Sorry for dropping the mic on your foot.

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32 minutes ago, CaptainAhab said:

Sorry for dropping the mic on your foot.

Sorry for getting my hook though your lip.

like I said in the Gretard thread- they are jumpin in the boat this morning.

Fuck I love this place.

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35 minutes ago, CaptainAhab said:

The craft beer is so expensive they have to sell it in 4 packs. Even then it’s more expensive than any 6 pack in the States.

This may explain why all your chicks are so fat.

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Look out your door. There is bound to be some bogun drinking a Westie or XXXX. His partner is shrieking at her feral little monsters. I’m not into body shaming, but there are plenty of corn fed bush pigs roaming around.

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Getting back to the original topic...

Coolangatta has that vibe you are looking for on the Gold Coast. Killer waves, plenty of talent running down the esplanade and frolicking on the beach. Cheeky bikinis have been the norm for the last decade. Occasionally the Pro tour stops by which triples the talent.
 

Those places named Miami & Palm Beach are you be avoided. All in all it’s a decent place to visit for the warm water

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8 hours ago, Gorn FRANTIC!! said:

Credit for the text below goes to the "Shit Towns of Australia" Facebook page.

The Gold Coast likes to fancy itself as Australia’s version of Las Vegas, which is true because it’s a tacky tourist trap adorned with fake tits, a shit casino and an unending parade of timeshare presentations. It’s also home to more New Zealanders than New Zealand so it’s quite probable that you will bump into someone you went to high school with, only now they will have some shit tats and a shit accent. The Gold Coast is where Australia keeps its unemployed Kiwi scaffolders while they wait for their shot at a third rate reality show, and has-been strippers with multiple children to multiple men from multiple outlaw motorcycle gangs. If you are looking to get a shit neo-tribal tattoo or contract some novel form of super chlamydia, then the Gold Coast is probably your place!

Given that it’s Australia’s entertainment capital, the Gold Coast is filled with a plethora of such options, with the only downside being that they are all tacky and shit. On the Gold Coast, fine dining is ‘all-you-can-eat pancakes’ and a fun day out with the family features theme parks with worse safety standards than a Chinese coal mine. Popular staples of Gold Coast nightlife include visiting a vampire-themed cabaret staffed entirely by people who look like they recently failed HIV tests, getting attacked by a lower grade league player with ‘roid rage’, or being thrown off a balcony after a Tinder date gone wrong.

A popular event on the Gold Coast is ‘Schoolies Week’, which gives high school kids the chance to experiment with alcohol poisoning and tradies from Logan the chance to experiment with getting passed out high school girls into the back of their van.

Gold Coast is hosting this year’s edition of the Commonwealth Games, an event that used to exist only so Britain’s former colonies could see who had the fastest slaves and now only exists to give white people who are too shit for the Olympics the chance to win medals, making it the Caucasian Special Olympics. This event will help celebrate the Gold Coast’s rich sporting history, which includes multiple failed professional franchises across at least three sports.

MOST FAMOUS: The ‘Candyman’, a failed former AFL player and current tobacco mogul who whiles away his days hosting million-dollar orgies and shagging a bevy of porn stars, making him so Australian he should probably replace the emu on the coat of arms.

DO: Attempt a Gold Coast Triathlon – snort a line of coke off a Meter Maid’s arse, lose a week’s wages at the casino and get drunk enough to fight a Samoan bouncer.

DON’T: Ask about the footy team. Any of them. They are all shit.

I have a copy of the "Shit Towns of New Zealand" book. I guess this is it's larger, slightly in-bred cousin.

Gold Coast wasn't so bad, we spent some time kicking around there dodging the anchorage police.

 

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7 hours ago, CaptainAhab said:

Aussies drank watery lager until a few years ago.They started making American IPA. Then they relabeled it Australian IPA because it was embarrassing and they are Nationalistic wankers.

Do you realise what IPA stands for? India Pale Ale... 

IPA started in England for export to India for the East India Company... 

Sounds like you are the wanker thinking America invented the IPA

7 hours ago, CaptainAhab said:

I almost forgot that the most common import is Corona. Unfortunately the Aussies are so uneducated that they drink it with a slice of lemon instead of lime.

I used to drink Corona when I was a non-beer drinker. A great beer for beer drinkers with their training wheels on. Who gives a fuck if it's lemon or lime. I can't remember which I used, as it was 35+ years since I got off my training wheels. 

 

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Do you not understand that the States changed the world beer market in the early 1980’s when Sierra Nevada introduced a very hoppy pale ale that was only made by home brewers at that time. I am correct about the Aussies making APA(American Pale Ale).

Corona is shite beer that’s why you should put a slice of lime in it and only serve it ice cold.

 

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On 11/16/2019 at 5:46 AM, spankoka said:

Is it a gauche blight, or a boater's paradise that is the Venice of Australia? Personally, I can't help but like the Las Vegas by the beach vibe in Surfers Paradise. 

Spankoka,

Up until the start of this year I lived on the Gold Coast for 20 years and I’ll some it up in a few statements.

 

A weekend on the Gold Coast when you live their is just like any wear else, you stay well clear of going in to the crap part of town and leave it to the dickheads.

 

As far as business goes, it’s a very sunny place with a lot of shady people. 

 

Boating on the Gold Coast is like going into the plastic surgeon for a penis extension, just because you have the money and no brains doesn’t make you a better fuck. In other words, my power Boat is bigger and flasher than your. So up yours with one finger raised. ( I’d use the emoji, but it won’t let me) 

 

So to use a word that will be used a lot in the next few weeks as it’s schoolies week, I can’t believe that so many go to Surfers Paradise and think it’s a great place. Most of them are just “Toolies”.

 

The Gold Coast has some nice places and beaches like every wear else. They just get more people being wankers and bogans holidaying than most places.

 

They do have a great junior sailing program and team at Southport Sailing club at Hollywell.

 

Pulpit

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I gotta agree with CaptainAhab that Coolanngatta is the best of the Gold Coast. When it comes to an Australian non-craft beer I like Cascade. I find the Candyman repellent, but Amy Shark is a Gold Coast resident I have time for. Myself, I have fond memories of the place and hope to get back there one of these days. 

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14 hours ago, CaptainAhab said:

Do you not understand that the States changed the world beer market in the early 1980’s when Sierra Nevada introduced a very hoppy pale ale that was only made by home brewers at that time. I am correct about the Aussies making APA(American Pale Ale).

Corona is shite beer that’s why you should put a slice of lime in it and only serve it ice cold.

 

Someone forgot to tell the inbreds...image.png.775b24bb2dd35c7a630ec10f77531ca3.png

From the Cascade web site:  "Cascade Pale Ale is Australia's longest continuously brewed beer, with a heritage stretching back to 1832".

 

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18 hours ago, The Dark Knight said:

Do you realise what IPA stands for? India Pale Ale... 

IPA started in England for export to India for the East India Company... 

Sounds like you are the wanker thinking America invented the IPA

I used to drink Corona when I was a non-beer drinker. A great beer for beer drinkers with their training wheels on. Who gives a fuck if it's lemon or lime. I can't remember which I used, as it was 35+ years since I got off my training wheels. 

 

The Brits has to load the beer with a shit ton of hops to keep from spoiling on the long journey to the shithole India.

And the Lime in a Corona is to keep the flies out or to mask the taste of Mexican bottled piss depending on if you ask an American or a Mexican. Here it’s like every Mexican drinks shit Buttwiper or worse by the 30 pack.

There are so many fantastic beers in American liquor stores now that I don’t understand how they can sell so much Bud and Miller beer here. When I had the last boat shop I did load my soda machine with both of them and 6 good beers and the truck drivers in the adjoining yard would come in and drain those 2 aisles in a hurry. 

 

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12 hours ago, pulpit said:

Spankoka,

Up until the start of this year I lived on the Gold Coast for 20 years and I’ll some it up in a few statements.

 

A weekend on the Gold Coast when you live their is just like any wear else, you stay well clear of going in to the crap part of town and leave it to the dickheads.

 

As far as business goes, it’s a very sunny place with a lot of shady people. 

 

Boating on the Gold Coast is like going into the plastic surgeon for a penis extension, just because you have the money and no brains doesn’t make you a better fuck. In other words, my power Boat is bigger and flasher than your. So up yours with one finger raised. ( I’d use the emoji, but it won’t let me) 

 

So to use a word that will be used a lot in the next few weeks as it’s schoolies week, I can’t believe that so many go to Surfers Paradise and think it’s a great place. Most of them are just “Toolies”.

 

The Gold Coast has some nice places and beaches like every wear else. They just get more people being wankers and bogans holidaying than most places.

 

They do have a great junior sailing program and team at Southport Sailing club at Hollywell.

 

Pulpit

I was there the other week doing an Etchells regatta. Have to say that the people at the Hollywell facility were very organised and helpful. Plus on the Friday afternoon they were running a dingy program which had teenagers hooting and hollering. Throw in the fact that Viktor Kovalenko and one of his 470 protégés now live there and apparently are involved in the dinghy program and maybe it’s a watch this space scene.

 I might add that the same weekend the Southport Yacht Club was running an ocean race which was actually on the ocean, and none of the players that bitch and moan about other SE Qld clubs and how hopeless they are were there racing.

Just saying.

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On 11/17/2019 at 7:27 AM, pulpit said:

 

As far as business goes, it’s a very sunny place with a lot of shady people. 

That is GOLD right there

 

They do have a great junior sailing program and team at Southport Sailing club at Hollywell.

Absolutely

Pulpit

 

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I moved to the Gold Coast in 1994. In that time I lived in the Hollywell area, close to work, until 2003.

Luckily for me we found a small plot of land in the hinterland, which is oh so different to the coastal strip. Quiet and peaceful and only 30 mins from Surfers or Broadbeach and 45min to the Yacht Club at Hollywell.

You only need to look at the building permits that have been issued by successive Gold Coast Councils over the years, to see that money talks. Shading the beach at Surfers Paradise with skyscrapers,  building towers at Narrowneck (that name should give you a clue), removing ALL native vegetation to provide a 'venice' style with concrete canals everywhere, filling in the second best sailing spot on the Broadwater to create Ephraim and Sovereign Islands, and the list goes on and on.

And in 1994 on the Broadwater there was more water than sand. 10 to 15 metres in the Deep Hole! Today in 2019 lucky to be 3m! And in that same time (roughly 25 years) the population went from 60,000 to 600,000! And because so many live on waterfront property, every dickhead in the world either has a jetski, a souped up tinny or a gin palace made expressly for the world championship of wake height!  Add in the successful SYC  activities noted earlier, all trying to use what's left of the navigable water and on weekends particularly you got yourselves a really good nightmare. At least now you don't get the Tipplers' customers in their wake creating gin palaces coming home down the length of the Broadwater after a pleasant Sunday getting pissed 'outside the environment'.

The Gold Coast has exactly the same problems as any other comparable size city, but it also has much, much better weather than the Southern states.

So it turns out that in the 25 years I have been living here I have been to Surfers Paradise just a handful of times and only then because we were meeting tourist friends there. Otherwise like most locals, I avoid it like the plague!

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On 11/16/2019 at 8:41 PM, CaptainAhab said:

Do you not understand that the States changed the world beer market in the early 1980’s when Sierra Nevada introduced a very hoppy pale ale that was only made by home brewers at that time. I am correct about the Aussies making APA(American Pale Ale).

Corona is shite beer that’s why you should put a slice of lime in it and only serve it ice cold.

 

A beverage that requires the addition of fruit to make it even remotely palatable is NOT beer. 

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1 minute ago, jack_sparrow said:

The Gold Coast is a place where you wake up in the morning hungover with a tattoo....on your dick with the phone number of Cindy...trouble is your wife doesn't answer to Cindy and has a different number.

Jack,

The thing is if you are married it’s not a problem as she doesn’t go their any more or if she does the lights will more than likely be out so she will never know. Lol 

 

If she does notice you can tell her it’s just a rush and she would probably believe you.

 

Now if you you are single or in a new relationship then it could be a problem. 

 

Pulpit

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9 minutes ago, pulpit said:

The thing is if you are married it’s not a problem as she doesn’t go their any more or if she does the lights will more than likely be out so she will never know. Lol 

So true....normally... until you are outed by her sister over a Xmas lunch that went very pear shaped. 

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9 minutes ago, jack_sparrow said:

So true....normally... until you are outed by her sister over a Xmas lunch that went very pear shaped. 

Jack,

It sounds like you have you eaten to close to home if that has happened. Lol 

 

or was it her her name and number ?

 

Pulpit

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2 hours ago, pulpit said:

Jack,

It sounds like you have you eaten to close to home if that has happened. Lol 

Pulpit that was when I was a Bowman just following the Frontier Land Manual before making my way back to Fantasy Land where today I have only memories of the odd wife in life's journey and have serious dickheads to deal with who when they stand on their wallets I'm a dwarf. 

BTW none of these asy/power assist cunts today up front have done a peel to a Chicken Chute in a lead mine in the dead of night and it's already hitting 50K+, knowing the Martin Breaker is half fucked.... let alone had their dicks tattooed because with social media it has your mother finding out before you wake up. Pussies.

Memories..luckily my Health Insurance Co stumped up and helped me get rid of Cindy's phone number...but fuck after all that I never wrote it down.

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12 hours ago, jack_sparrow said:

The Gold Coast is a place where you wake up in the morning hungover after a Sydney to Gold Coast Race with a tattoo....on your dick with the phone number of Cindy...trouble is your wife back in Sydney doesn't answer to Cindy plus has a different number.

Last few times I was there racing the hangovers were real but so were the bruises from bar scuffles..... 

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On 11/19/2019 at 8:22 PM, jack_sparrow said:

The Gold Coast is a place where you wake up in the morning hungover after a Sydney to Gold Coast Race with a tattoo....on your dick with the phone number of Cindy...trouble is your wife back in Sydney doesn't answer to Cindy plus has a different number.

I thought 'Wendy' was the normal dick tattoo?

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2 hours ago, spankoka said:

Niseko is actually my favourite Australian resort.  

Often know as 'Brisbane on Ice'. I prefer Nozawa Onsen. Less bogans and better forest trails.

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31 minutes ago, shaggybaxter said:

But... there's no quadrant for 4 legs? Goats have feelings too you know..

That's the hidden third axis....

The best thing about the Gold Coast is Colongatta Airport IMO.

FKT

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On 11/15/2019 at 11:03 AM, Gorn FRANTIC!! said:

Credit for the text below goes to the "Shit Towns of Australia" Facebook page.

The Gold Coast likes to fancy itself as Australia’s version of Las Vegas, which is true because it’s a tacky tourist trap adorned with fake tits, a shit casino and an unending parade of timeshare presentations. It’s also home to more New Zealanders than New Zealand so it’s quite probable that you will bump into someone you went to high school with, only now they will have some shit tats and a shit accent. The Gold Coast is where Australia keeps its unemployed Kiwi scaffolders while they wait for their shot at a third rate reality show, and has-been strippers with multiple children to multiple men from multiple outlaw motorcycle gangs. If you are looking to get a shit neo-tribal tattoo or contract some novel form of super chlamydia, then the Gold Coast is probably your place!

Given that it’s Australia’s entertainment capital, the Gold Coast is filled with a plethora of such options, with the only downside being that they are all tacky and shit. On the Gold Coast, fine dining is ‘all-you-can-eat pancakes’ and a fun day out with the family features theme parks with worse safety standards than a Chinese coal mine. Popular staples of Gold Coast nightlife include visiting a vampire-themed cabaret staffed entirely by people who look like they recently failed HIV tests, getting attacked by a lower grade league player with ‘roid rage’, or being thrown off a balcony after a Tinder date gone wrong.

A popular event on the Gold Coast is ‘Schoolies Week’, which gives high school kids the chance to experiment with alcohol poisoning and tradies from Logan the chance to experiment with getting passed out high school girls into the back of their van.

Gold Coast is hosting this year’s edition of the Commonwealth Games, an event that used to exist only so Britain’s former colonies could see who had the fastest slaves and now only exists to give white people who are too shit for the Olympics the chance to win medals, making it the Caucasian Special Olympics. This event will help celebrate the Gold Coast’s rich sporting history, which includes multiple failed professional franchises across at least three sports.

MOST FAMOUS: The ‘Candyman’, a failed former AFL player and current tobacco mogul who whiles away his days hosting million-dollar orgies and shagging a bevy of porn stars, making him so Australian he should probably replace the emu on the coat of arms.

DO: Attempt a Gold Coast Triathlon – snort a line of coke off a Meter Maid’s arse, lose a week’s wages at the casino and get drunk enough to fight a Samoan bouncer.

DON’T: Ask about the footy team. Any of them. They are all shit.

Sounds like Florida in the third world. 

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On 11/21/2019 at 5:06 PM, Fah Kiew Tu said:

That's the hidden third axis....

The best thing about the Gold Coast is Colongatta Airport IMO.

FKT

The road to Nimbin is pretty good as well.

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40 minutes ago, Rambler said:

Obviously haven't driven it recently

Do you mean Byron maybe?

No I mean the road from Murwillumbah to Nimbin. I prefer it to the coast road. I have friends down that way and use it regularly.  Why the fuck would anyone want to go to Byron Bay? 

But we were simply joking about leaving the Fabulous Gold Coast. Try to keep up. 

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5 minutes ago, LB 15 said:

No I mean the road from Murwillumbah to Nimbin. I prefer it to the coast road. I have friends down that way and use it regularly.  Why the fuck would anyone want to go to Byron Bay? 

But we were simply joking about leaving the Fabulous Gold Coast. Try to keep up. 

Why the fuck would anyone want to go to Nimbin these days?

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26 minutes ago, LB 15 said:

No I mean the road from Murwillumbah to Nimbin. I prefer it to the coast road. I have friends down that way and use it regularly.  Why the fuck would anyone want to go to Byron Bay? 

But we were simply joking about leaving the Fabulous Gold Coast. Try to keep up. 

Since you don't strike me as being under 25, it should have been apparent I was the one joking about you wanting to go to Byron unless you like the visuals without being suspected of being a toolie. I suspect I'm not the one falling behind.

In 'the old days' when there was no other alternatives, it always struck me the Murwillumbah/ Nimbin road was only marginally preferable to tacking the highway across the Burringbah Ranges (assuming you were heading anywhere near beautiful downtown Lismore). But only marginally.

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I enjoy that part of the hinterland and just about every part of the coast except BB. Paradise lost for us old blokes mate. Tattooed backpackers don’t do it for me and I ain’t paying anyone to park my car while I fight for a wave with 60 longboards and 3 surf schools. 

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54 minutes ago, LB 15 said:

I look great in cheesecloth.

Must have been you I saw filling up a combi in Lismore a few years ago.

Long hair, long beard, cheesecloth shift split to the hips. No undies underneath. 

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2 hours ago, Rambler said:

Must have been you I saw filling up a combi in Lismore a few years ago.

Long hair, long beard, cheesecloth shift split to the hips. No undies underneath. 

Was it a good look ?

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3 hours ago, wal' said:

Fuck me - you haven't actually SEEN LB then?  :lol::lol::P

Now now Wal I have apologised for that red card at the bottom mark of race four. But ya gotta admit mate it was one of the finest examples of prawn trawling in the history of Kite drops. 

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On 11/24/2019 at 5:06 AM, Al Paca said:

Sounds like Florida in the third world. 

The GC sounds like Florida, but it's not in the third world.

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1 hour ago, TheUltimateSockPuppet said:

Oops looks like she took her role as head stewardess a little too literally.

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See LB, you do the wrong thing then co-operate with authorities you get your job back!

But love the part about if the master says jump you jump.

Sounds familiar really.

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3 hours ago, TheUltimateSockPuppet said:

Oops looks like she took her role as head stewardess a little too literally.

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It says that the boat was adrift for 10 minutes......... what the hell were they doing for the other 8.5 minutes after they finished sex?

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4 hours ago, TheUltimateSockPuppet said:

Oops looks like she took her role as head stewardess a little too literally.

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1 hour ago, Tunnel Rat said:

It says that the boat was adrift for 10 minutes......... what the hell were they doing for the other 8.5 minutes after they finished sex?

I can’t believe they were adrift in the broadwater for 10 mins. Lol

 

The channel is only a few hundred meters wide at best in some places and shallow as hell.

 

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On 12/4/2019 at 3:38 PM, LB 15 said:

She had to swallow more than her pride.

The only sex act LB knows about.  He must be good at it by now.

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10 hours ago, astro said:

The only sex act LB knows about.  He must be good at it by now.

It is great to have you back mate. I mean it, this place has been dull without you. Australia’s greatest and most successful offshore yachtsman, Mark Richards, will be pleased as well that you will be here to watch him win an unprecedented 10th S2H race.

Oh yes it is a great time to be an Australian. 

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On 12/3/2019 at 11:53 PM, TheUltimateSockPuppet said:

Oops looks like she took her role as head stewardess a little too literally.

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I think I recognize that boat.

If it's the one I think it is, it would go down the Broadwater every evening laden with tourists, trailing a swarm of seagulls that the tourists were feeding. We got behind it once or twice in the dinghy down in the 4 knot zone. You didn't want to get too close.

If it's the one I'm thinking of, that super structure and tower dropped back so it can fit under the bridge to main beach to get to where it's moored up the Nerang.

The article says the skipper lowered the mast...

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