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1 hour ago, Fakenews said:

LMT engineers and the  have thrown in the towel on the unreliable, low performing F35.

Word is they are looking to use a modded Commodore 64 as the central nervous system.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/pentagon-finally-ditches-f-35-202800479.html

Pun Slinger must’ve had something to do with it

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1 hour ago, Fakenews said:

LMT engineers and the  have thrown in the towel on the unreliable, low performing F35.

Word is they are looking to use a modded Commodore 64 as the central nervous system.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/pentagon-finally-ditches-f-35-202800479.html

I heard they are going to change the name to Boeing F35 Max.

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Australia has ordered 72 of these lemons at $140 million each. That's a bit over $10 billion.

If that order was cancelled, the Gov could afford to drop the current hideously unfair taxes on beer and cigarettes.

Indonesia is never going to fuck with us because we give them hundreds of millions of dollars in aid, most of which ends up in the top decision-makers' pockets.

China owns so much prime property here they would never bomb the shit out of us, it would be much cheaper to just buy the rest.

And if we spent a paltry few million$ on genius hackers, nobody with an F35 would ever get near us either.

As for the mega-billion$ Aussie submarine program, I expect the results will be even more hilarious than the Collins-class debacle. Subs that couldn't reliably aim or fire their weapons, broke down every two hours, and were described by a top US submarine expert as "louder than a rock concert." 

We simply don't need a massive defence capability. We're too small to really matter, we're so far away from everywhere that military action against us would be stupidly expensive, and if an enemy force actually landed here, the snakes, spiders, crocs, sharks, desert and drop bears would destroy them utterly.

 

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6 hours ago, Happy said:

Australia has ordered 72 of these lemons at $140 million each. That's a bit over $10 billion.

If that order was cancelled, the Gov could afford to drop the current hideously unfair taxes on beer and cigarettes.

Indonesia is never going to fuck with us because we give them hundreds of millions of dollars in aid, most of which ends up in the top decision-makers' pockets.

China owns so much prime property here they would never bomb the shit out of us, it would be much cheaper to just buy the rest.

And if we spent a paltry few million$ on genius hackers, nobody with an F35 would ever get near us either.

As for the mega-billion$ Aussie submarine program, I expect the results will be even more hilarious than the Collins-class debacle. Subs that couldn't reliably aim or fire their weapons, broke down every two hours, and were described by a top US submarine expert as "louder than a rock concert." 

We simply don't need a massive defence capability. We're too small to really matter, we're so far away from everywhere that military action against us would be stupidly expensive, and if an enemy force actually landed here, the snakes, spiders, crocs, sharks, desert and drop bears would destroy them utterly.

 

What if the Kiwis decide to invade?

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1 hour ago, B.J. Porter said:

Won't happen. Aussie pies aren't nearly as good as Kiwi pies, and they'd have to do without.

But everybody knows that Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler's 'pies with personality' are the best.

Image result for dibbler's pies

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13 minutes ago, Fakenews said:

F35s when they do manage to get in the air can’t do it from a carrier

https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2019/08/15/the-navys-new-supercarrier-can-now-land-all-of-its-planes-except-the-f-35-stealth-fighter/

If the US Navy hears reports of F35 sorties they are dismissed as fake news.

SAD!

Given the new super carrier is the Gerald R Ford, can we call them trip wires vs arresting wires.  

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17 hours ago, Pun Slinger said:

The F-35 makes Malarkey Jack  shit himself. 

Just write the word "F35" in a thread  and Killery Man Again Too messes himself. 

The really hilarious part is that the absence of an F35 has the potential to cause Pun Slinger to expose himself as a total twit with more insipid posts. 

Now that is a huge post multiplier. Nailing Hillary  will be seeing an F35 ghost everywhere. 

"Hey Jack!! ... F35  BOOO! ahh aha ah aha ha ha ha"

 

 

 

 

Corrected for accuracy

 

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“Those modifications are expected to be completed after the carrier is delivered to the fleet, meaning that when the Navy gets its aircraft carrier, which is already behind schedule and over budget, back from the shipyard, it will not be able to deploy with the F-35C.”

Quelle surprise

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You're all missing the point. The principal aim of programs like the F35 is not to produce an efficient weapon, but to transfer shitloads of money from the taxpayer to the defence contractor, via the government.

Everyone has an important role to play: The defence contractors donate the money that keeps the politicians in their sweet jobs;  The politicians make the decisions that enrich the defence contractors, thereby enriching themselves; the taxpayers get fucked in the ass for more and more money.

It's the American Way.

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On 1/20/2020 at 9:05 PM, Happy said:

You're all missing the point. The principal aim of programs like the F35 is not to produce an efficient weapon, but to transfer shitloads of money from the taxpayer to the defence contractor, via the government.

Everyone has an important role to play: The defence contractors donate the money that keeps the politicians in their sweet jobs;  The politicians make the decisions that enrich the defence contractors, thereby enriching themselves; the taxpayers get fucked in the ass for more and more money.

It's the American Way.

So by those parameters Nailing Malarkey is correct - the program as a smashing success.

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1 hour ago, Pun Slinger said:

SIngapore is on line and poland is next, Then Spain and of course Trudeau is trying to figure out how to spin campaigning on a lie.

In all red flag exercises combined an F-35 has been lost exactly 3 times. In return it has defeated every current aircraft and ground defense. Including the F-22 which it can see and target visually before either can see the other on radar.  

Wait.  The F35 last been lost 3 times?  I was aware of the one off the coast of Japan that disappeared with its stealth mode engaged but not these instances. No wonder the don’t let it fly red flag exercises in stealth mode.

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On 1/19/2020 at 4:58 PM, Pun Slinger said:

The F-35 makes the enemy shit themselves even when sitting in their hangers.

Just say the word "F35" on an open frequency and the enemy's pilots, soldiers and commands mess themselves. 

The really hilarious part is that the absence of an F35 has the potential to do as much damage to an adversaries plans as the actual plane. 

Now that is a huge force multiplier. The enemy will be seeing an F35 ghost everywhere. 

"Hey Iran ... F35  BOOO! ahh aha ah aha ha ha ha"

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Only a truly demented and sick motherfucker would make a joke about the killing of 176 civilians.

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24 minutes ago, Pun Slinger said:

My comment had nothing to do with any civilian and everything to do the Iranian military reaction to the F35. A factual statement about the unnerving fear the mere mention of it can cause in the enemy.

But you had no argument so a personal attack is called for.  Typical Alinsky indoctrination. 

 

You probably consider my prayerful hope you get psychological therapy a personal attack as well.

SAD!

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4 hours ago, Pun Slinger said:

My comment had nothing to do with any civilian and everything to do the Iranian military reaction to the F35. A factual statement about the unnerving fear the mere mention of it can cause in the enemy.

But you had no argument so a personal attack is called for.  Typical Alinsky indoctrination. 

Yeah. You find humor associated with the downing of an airliner full of civilians. Your fucking post even included a photo from one of the funerals for the victims. 

You are one sick fuck, Jack. 

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2 hours ago, Fakenews said:

Navy considers removing engines from F35 after ill advised attempt to take off from a carrier.  If only Happy Jack was alive to see this latest ignominy.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10255359/Footage-emerges-moment-F-35-jet-topples-end-HMS-Queen-Elizabeths-runway.html

 

DUDE!  At that point he shoulda realized he was not going to make it, he was slow enough to hammer on the brakes and stop before going over the side.  WTF!!!???

 

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Just now, Burning Man said:

DUDE!  At that point he shoulda realized he was not going to make it, he was slow enough to hammer on the brakes and stop before going over the side.  WTF!!!???

 

Can’t blame the plane for a pilot error.  “Oops, forgot the intake covers”

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2 minutes ago, Raz'r said:
3 minutes ago, Burning Man said:

DUDE!  At that point he shoulda realized he was not going to make it, he was slow enough to hammer on the brakes and stop before going over the side.  WTF!!!???

 

Can’t blame the plane for a pilot error.  “Oops, forgot the intake covers”

Dang, that's not gonna work out too well. They should have a checklist or something, make sure they don't forget stuff like that.

- DSK

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On 1/18/2020 at 2:13 AM, Happy said:

We simply don't need a massive defence capability. We're too small to really matter,

Costa Rican thinking there !! 

Actually, they are fondly known as Ticos 

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