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No Snaggs, I'm not dismissing all of you folks.   Just most of them.   I've lived in the US, Korea, Japan, Germany, and Poland.  Each country has its charms and its problems.  I was in the A

The very rare and endangered Labrador Seal.  

glad we don't have to watch Keith moon ...

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4 minutes ago, floating dutchman said:

I'm not sure either.  Some guys would get it on the trailer every time and some guys would just not.

Guess it depends on who owns it.

Not Santa?

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47 minutes ago, Liquid said:

Well, fiberglass does have'fibers' in it....

Ok smarty-pants.  :P

So why does it look like confetti?

Almost like it had packing materials shoved in somewhere.

 

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are these baby stingrays... or aliens trapped in ravioli?

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5 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

Woude a tomattoe gravey e approppriatte foire thet?

I believe it would.. and perhaps some grated parm.... bowl of mozzarella balls and calamata olives on the side... a little garlic bread...

 

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5 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

Woude a tomattoe gravey e approppriatte foire thet?

I believe it would.. and perhaps some grated parm.... bowl of mozzarella balls and calamata olives on the side... a little garlic bread...

OK, so ist 'alieni nei ravioli' w/marrinarra, I juste watned gette the maine dishe strattened outte.  youre suggestiones our goode, butte I licke sallad servte withe pasta foire alittelle ballence.........              :)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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On 4/10/2021 at 4:26 AM, Ed Lada said:

I'm not seeing why that isn't quite right.  

It's just an elephant appreciating a nice set of boobs.  

And One's that he'll never forget.  

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On 4/10/2021 at 4:46 PM, floating dutchman said:

7 % of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows...

I'm surprised that number is that low

 

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On 4/12/2021 at 12:13 PM, SloopJonB said:

Yeah, but they couldn't hold the airports in the revolutionary war.

Yeah, but the South learned that lesson and were ready with air support.

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On 4/27/2021 at 6:17 PM, Bump-n-Grind said:

not sure if this is May be an image of outdoorsNQR or perfect... 

Accompanied by the phrase, “If there was hair on it, you’d get it in.”

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Keeping up with the Clownfish...

 

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10 hours ago, Burning Man said:

Yeah, but the South learned that lesson and were ready with air support.

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For those interested, from the registration number, this is a VOUGHT-SIKORSKY FG-1D Corsair built under license by Goodyear. It was designed specifically for the US Navy in WWII

     
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On 4/29/2021 at 11:59 AM, Laurent said:

For those interested, from the registration number, this is a VOUGHT-SIKORSKY FG-1D Corsair built under license by Goodyear. It was designed specifically for the US Navy in WWII

     

my father flew those in blue, he would not have had approved of the confed flag on it..

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7 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

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Freight I almost missed it. In honour of the Sinko de Mayo yesterday. Nicely done!

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28 minutes ago, chester said:

someone mentioned octomom in another thread...thought you'd be all over that.

Ricco startted a holle threade on thisse woman............   I thick he hattes herre........                :)

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1 hour ago, Snaggletooth said:

Ricco startted a holle threade on thisse woman............   I thick he hattes herre........                :)

she did some redeeming

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1 hour ago, Snaggletooth said:

Ricco startted a holle threade on thisse woman............   I thick he hattes herre........                :)

exactly

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17 minutes ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

the household is run with "military precision", and the children are "happy, healthy, and well-mannered"

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15 hours ago, El Mariachi said:

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glad we don't have to watch Keith moon ...

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and don't even get me started on subtraction ....

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9 minutes ago, Bump-n-Grind said:

and don't even get me started on subtraction ....

I thicke the prolbem starttes when they multilply................                 :)

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2 minutes ago, Snaggletooth said:

I thicke the prolbem starttes when they multilply................                 :)

I'm kinda divided on this....

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15 minutes ago, El Mariachi said:
17 minutes ago, Snaggletooth said:

I thicke the prolbem starttes when they multilply................                 :)

I'm kinda divided on this....

I haive notheng to adde,,,,,,,,,,,,                :)

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6 minutes ago, Marcjsmith said:

Can we start a go fund me page for the crane operator. How much do ya think it will take for him to drop another one

 

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Depends. Is that an African crane? Or a European crane?....

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2 minutes ago, El Mariachi said:

Depends. Is that an African crane? Or a European crane?....

Does it matter?   usd spends everywhere.  Although we’d likely get more bang for buck in Africa...

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22 minutes ago, Marcjsmith said:

..... Although we’d likely get more bang for buck in Africa...

In Africa they break shit for free. 

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1 minute ago, Happy said:
47 minutes ago, Marcjsmith said:

..... Although we’d likely get more bang for buck in Africa...

In Africa they break shit for free. 

Sondes licke the guantlesse hasse beene thowen downe.................          :)

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10 minutes ago, See Level said:

Probably the last time that guy on the cockpit steps set foot on a powerboat.

His foot, yes... but his butt is about to go through a window.

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4 hours ago, Marcjsmith said:

Can we start a go fund me page for the crane operator. How much do ya think it will take for him to drop another one

 

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i think after 15 years the crane operator has forgiven himself...  even though it was a strap that failed..

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16 hours ago, El Mariachi said:

I'm kinda divided on this....

One must consider the pluses and minuses.

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22 hours ago, El Mariachi said:

Depends. Is that an African crane? Or a European crane?....

Well clearly it's laden. Perhaps if they tried gripping it by its husk under their dorsal guiding feathers

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15 hours ago, Owen said:

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Not sure what's wrong with this one.  A HARM missile is an air to surface Homing Anti-Radiation Missile, generally fired at radar stations in the first wave of an attack.  That makes it safer for the gen 4/4.5 non-stealthy aircraft like the F-15's and 16's to join in.  It homes in on the radiation of the radar unit.

The best part is that as far as I know our 'new' fighters can't carry the fucking things.  Because.... stealth.  Maybe the new setup is using drones with HARM missiles, or maybe we have cruise missiles with HARM capability.

And that's without looking it up.  Wikipedia probably has a lot more info.

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6 minutes ago, justsomeguy! said:

Looks like MX.

MX? Like in "Mexico"? No, it's Rio de Janeiro. A friend's 26' tacking outrigger.

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11 minutes ago, Trovão said:

MX? Like in "Mexico"? No, it's Rio de Janeiro. A friend's 26' tacking outrigger.

Ah, my mistake. 

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Re grrrr, yeah I just thought the juxtaposition of 'park' and 'missile' was a bit ironic;  plus the connection with Jeff's original origin story of lonqr being aviation related.  

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Somebody drop their BabyRuth into the pool again?

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1 hour ago, El Mariachi said:

A true tradesman is neat, clean, organized & correctly labels all of his drawers.....

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What’s the saying I say all the time? “One of these days I’m going to label these fucking draws”

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2 hours ago, dyslexic dog said:

What’s the saying I say all the time? “One of these days I’m going to label these fucking draws”

'Hey Dad, where are the fuking pliers?'

 

'Can't you read yet, ya little brat? They're in the fuking drawer!'....

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On 5/7/2021 at 10:46 PM, Snaggletooth said:
On 5/7/2021 at 10:30 PM, El Mariachi said:
On 5/7/2021 at 10:28 PM, Snaggletooth said:

I thicke the prolbem starttes when they multilply................                 :)

I'm kinda divided on this....

I haive notheng to adde,,,,,,,,,,,,                :)

It’s really compounded with the addition of the latest drug:

 

 

 

 

 

Wait for it...

 

 

 

 

 

Crystal math

 

 

 

Hat, coat, leaving.

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4 hours ago, Ed Lada said:

I still have a few seats available on the bus if anyone is interested.  

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Why would I want to?

As I have long suspected, that's where all the fun people go.

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2 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

Why would I want to?

As I have long suspected, that's where all the fun people go.

It’s all about self identificati’n

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10 hours ago, Ed Lada said:

I still have a few seats available on the bus if anyone is interested.  

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In other words, life is a test.  If you can tolerate unmitigated boredom in life, we promise you an eternity of boredom in the afterlife.

Why does hell always sound like the more interesting place?  

 

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13 hours ago, Ed Lada said:

I still have a few seats available on the bus if anyone is interested.  

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yes, the great american puritan ethic...  the reason the puritans were chased out of europe was because they were no fun...

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of course it's a bass player

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6 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said:

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The folks with the totes may have legitimate purposes for filling up - not everyone owns a reinforced tote like that and in some cases (like our local orchards) I see this exact same thing going on.  They get regular deliveries to elevated tanks, but in the busy season sometimes they get close to running out and need to make a gas run rather than shutting down their tractors.

Those idgits with the plastic bags and the cans deserve to be thrown in jail and have their cars impounded.

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Those look like water totes...  are they remotely appropriate for gas?  It would be inconvenient for the tank to start to dissolve and get all squishy on the way home.

As for the bags.   I've seen that photo before.   I vote for either a stunt, or yet again I am amazed at the level of stupidity out there.   No way those bags would not burst on the first pothole.  The trash bags we buy at least.  Heck those don't even look like the heavy duty kind.  

K (irkland) Pop

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