Snaggletooth 5,201 Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Ed Lada said: 20 hours ago, slap said: Peppa pig cookies: Peppa the Prick? I wase thickeng thay looke licke gingerbreade man partes.............. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 12,648 Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 9 hours ago, Ed Lada said: Peppa the Prick? Transsexual Peppa? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rasputin22 3,508 Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 22 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said: all of the world's knowledge in two books 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bmiller 1,152 Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Rasputin22 said: This belongs in the "Absolutely Correct" thread, instead of "Not Quite Right" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 12,648 Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Rasputin22 said: That is NQR. After 41 years of marriage, a daughter and a granddaughter I can confidently say I could fill at least five pages of that book. Here's two general info pages just for a start. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rasputin22 3,508 Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 I actually found a copy of that book on the discount table at a big Chinese restaurant/souvenir shop in the Carolina. Best $1 I ever spent... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Crewed 118 Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 43 minutes ago, Rasputin22 said: I actually found a copy of that book on the discount table at a big Chinese restaurant/souvenir shop in the Carolina. Best $1 I ever spent... Best book I ever saw at a Chinese restaurant was a recipe book titled "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slap 995 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 Must be a shrimp lover. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
d'ranger 4,361 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Autonomous 1,234 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 11 minutes ago, slap said: Must be a shrimp lover. Capt. Obvious says that's fucked up. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grande Mastere Dreade 4,180 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 16 minutes ago, Autonomous said: Capt. Obvious says that's fucked up. what you don't like cocktail weinies? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grande Mastere Dreade 4,180 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 12,648 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 1 hour ago, slap said: Must be a shrimp lover. Most guys don't like that particular association. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cal20sailor 3,484 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 2 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said: I wish I knew what I was looking at . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ishmael 10,676 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 11 minutes ago, Cal20sailor said: I wish I knew what I was looking at . I'm guessing it looks way better going away from you than coming towards you. I hope I can say that about 2022. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cal20sailor 3,484 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, Ishmael said: I'm guessing it looks way better going away from you than coming towards you. I hope I can say that about 2022. Too soon to be pessimistic about 2022, bunch of right-wing Freedom Fighters waiting to, well, die. Too stupid to live. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 12,648 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 22 minutes ago, Cal20sailor said: I wish I knew what I was looking at . Back tits. Most commonly seen among the people of Walmart. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cal20sailor 3,484 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 32 minutes ago, SloopJonB said: Back tits. Most commonly seen among the people of Walmart. I was really hoping to hear that her head was on backwards. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Lada 5,150 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 9 hours ago, Rasputin22 said: I actually found a copy of that book on the discount table at a big Chinese restaurant/souvenir shop in the Carolina. Best $1 I ever spent... Just trying to picture a Chinese restaurant/souvenir shop in Carolina is hurting my head! General Tso hush puppies, possum lo mein, and bumper stickers with the Confederate battle flag in the souvenir shop! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kent_island_sailor 5,299 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 Is that a broom between your legs or are you happy to see me? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VWAP 1,099 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 https://www.the-sun.com/tech/3913734/microchip-implanted-into-skin-vaccination-status-proof/ Microchip implanted in your arm could track your Covid vaccine status with just a cell phone scan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Remodel 840 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 12 hours ago, d'ranger said: Someone's been fucking with the space/time continuum again... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
d'ranger 4,361 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 4 minutes ago, Remodel said: Someone's been fucking with the space/time continuum again... Partly thanks to covid I find myself watching programs like "How The Universe Works" and details on Hubble and the new James Webb telescopes and find out they only look backwards. Everything they see has already happened. There is nothing new to see so blame it on those astronomers. With the $$ we spend there should at least be some coming attractions..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kent_island_sailor 5,299 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 11 minutes ago, d'ranger said: Partly thanks to covid I find myself watching programs like "How The Universe Works" and details on Hubble and the new James Webb telescopes and find out they only look backwards. Everything they see has already happened. There is nothing new to see so blame it on those astronomers. With the $$ we spend there should at least be some coming attractions..... You want to violate causation? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Black Sox 1,132 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 25 minutes ago, Remodel said: Someone's been fucking with the space/time continuum again... Eddie. As in: "Eddies in the space-time continuum" Doesn't everyone know that? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
d'ranger 4,361 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 7 minutes ago, kent_island_sailor said: You want to violate causation? It's becausation - I know since after listening very carefully Led Zeppelin actually wrote Causeway to Heaven. And it makes me wonder If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now It's just a spring clean for the May queen Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run There's still time to change the road you're on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slap 995 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 41 minutes ago, d'ranger said: Partly thanks to covid I find myself watching programs like "How The Universe Works" and details on Hubble and the new James Webb telescopes and find out they only look backwards. Everything they see has already happened. There is nothing new to see so blame it on those astronomers. With the $$ we spend there should at least be some coming attractions..... The death of the Universe. Coming in a few trillion years. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Lada 5,150 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 52 minutes ago, Black Sox said: Eddie. As in: "Eddies in the space-time continuum" Doesn't everyone know that? Hey, hey, I'm already taking enough shit here. Don't blame me for this space time thing, I have nothing to do with that! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rasputin22 3,508 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 9 hours ago, Ed Lada said: Just trying to picture a Chinese restaurant/souvenir shop in Carolina is hurting my head! General Tso hush puppies, possum lo mein, and bumper stickers with the Confederate battle flag in the souvenir shop! I guess that means you have never stopped at South of the Border? Possum lo mein is pretty clever though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slap 995 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grande Mastere Dreade 4,180 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 13 hours ago, Cal20sailor said: I wish I knew what I was looking at . back cleavage Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Cal20sailor 3,484 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 55 minutes ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said: back cleavage Well my search for the thing I like least is over. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RedTuna 1,293 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Lada 5,150 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 2 hours ago, Rasputin22 said: I guess that means you have never stopped at South of the Border? Possum lo mein is pretty clever though. I have never been in the 'deep south'. I spent a couple of months in Virginia in the Army and I lived in San Antonio, TX for 4 years. Those experiences were enough. I do like hush puppies, fried catfish and BBQ though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rasputin22 3,508 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Lada 5,150 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 4 minutes ago, Rasputin22 said: Well I certainly ate a lot of authentic Tex Mex food in San Antonio. I don't think I've ever seen one of those. When you said south of the border, I thought you were referring to the Mason Dixon line. I'm a Yankee from Pennsylvania. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,201 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 39 minutes ago, Rasputin22 said: Juste drove threw Dillon, Southe Carolina a coupelle dayes aggo. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bugsy 701 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 For me, 'South of the Border' is Buffalo. Or Lake Placid. Maybe Seattle. Like USAnians, I used to cross the southern border for good times, good weather and cheap booze. I don't cross so much any more. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,201 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 4 hours ago, slap said: Ist that babey named Brandey? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
On The Hard 451 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Bugsy said: For me, 'South of the Border' is Buffalo. Or Lake Placid. Maybe Seattle. Like USAnians, I used to cross the southern border for good times, good weather and cheap booze. I don't cross so much any more. I used to go to Mexico for lunch, and all the stuff you described above. Never being able to take my kids to the Cadillac Bar in Nuevo Laredo is tragic. Damn cartels... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slap 995 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dorado 921 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Rasputin22 said: Been there. 53 years ago. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
silent bob 1,287 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,201 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 30 minutes ago, slap said: Shese a game girlle......... Ide haive this playeng on loope.......... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ishmael 10,676 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Snaggletooth said: Shese a game girlle......... Ide haive this playeng on loope.......... Wow, that's a lot of Mosrite guitars in one place. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 2,679 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 linky Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Windward 674 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 41 minutes ago, Bump-n-Grind said: linky I bet even PB hasn’t seen that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 2,679 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Windward said: I bet even PB hasn’t seen that. in CA, probably not LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 12,648 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Windward said: I bet even PB hasn’t seen that. In SoCal he might have seen pussy burned by a sun heated hydrant. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lark 1,926 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 I’m confident, despite her poor Tinder experience, a couple firefighters were willing to reward her enthusiasm with phone numbers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,201 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 I notte so siurre..... poore woman. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Crewed 118 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 So, that link yiou provided was to World Daily News Report. Did you see their logo at the top right of the page? Or any of the other implausible articles? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Son of a Sailor 113 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 7 minutes ago, Morgan Crewed said: So, that link yiou provided was to World Daily News Report. Did you see their logo at the top right of the page? Or any of the other implausible articles? Not for nothing but the alleged legitimate "news" sources aren't much better these days. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Lada 5,150 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 10 minutes ago, Morgan Crewed said: So, that link yiou provided was to World Daily News Report. Did you see their logo at the top right of the page? Or any of the other implausible articles? You would think that the bit about making love to a fire hydrant, let alone in the middle of winter, would have been a big tip off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RedTuna 1,293 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 11 minutes ago, Morgan Crewed said: So, that link yiou provided was to World Daily News Report. Did you see their logo at the top right of the page? Or any of the other implausible articles? You might want to go back through this entire thread looking for WNDR articles. Not that I've posted any... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Lada 5,150 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, RedTuna said: You might want to go back through this entire thread looking for WNDR articles. Not that I've posted any... Hey, even though the 'B' is missing on the sign, I've read legitimate news stories that when Florida gets the occasional freeze, the cold blooded iguanas get stiff and fall out of trees! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pbd 264 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 23 hours ago, Snaggletooth said: Ist that babey named Brandey? You're a fine girl What a good wife you would be. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Point Break 4,422 Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 18 hours ago, Windward said: I bet even PB hasn’t seen that. Nope…….can’t say that I have! We did have one gal in her 40’s I think - a frequent flyer - that about once or twice a month would call 911 and say she didn’t feel well, then take off all her clothes and lay just inside the front door face up and spread eagle toward the door. She would pretend to be unconscious right up till she was about to get transported or get an IV and then suddenly miraculously wake up and refuse transport. It was always fun when we’d have a rookie who wasn’t aware of the game and make him go in first and then dally a little outside so he’d be in there alone for a minute or so. Priceless. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slap 995 Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Point Break said: Nope…….can’t say that I have! We did have one gal in her 40’s I think - a frequent flyer - that about once or twice a month would call 911 and say she didn’t feel well, then take off all her clothes and lay just inside the front door face up and spread eagle toward the door. She would pretend to be unconscious right up till she was about to get transported or get an IV and then suddenly miraculously wake up and refuse transport. It was always fun when we’d have a rookie who wasn’t aware of the game and make him go in first and then dally a little outside so he’d be in there alone for a minute or so. Priceless. And that will be in the movie version of the book. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cal20sailor 3,484 Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 2 hours ago, slap said: And that will be in the movie version of the book. A younger Bette Midler would have been perfect for the role! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Point Break 4,422 Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 40 minutes ago, Cal20sailor said: A younger Bette Midler would have been perfect for the role! I don’t think I look anything like her……… 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cal20sailor 3,484 Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 Just now, Point Break said: I don’t think I look anything like her……… I don't think all the make-up in the world could make you look like a spread-eagled woman when you enter the house. If your insistent, fine, Bradd Pitt, you want him face up or down? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
White Lightning2 629 Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 14 minutes ago, Point Break said: I don’t think I look anything like her……… Well, you were never stationed in West Hollywood then! WL 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Windward 674 Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 I'm envisioning a younger @Point Break as more of a Jean-Claude Van Damme 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
justsomeguy! 1,032 Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 3 minutes ago, Windward said: I'm envisioning a younger @Point Break as more of a Jean-Claude Van Damme Is that Oscar bait, or am I nuts? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RedTuna 1,293 Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 14 hours ago, Cal20sailor said: A younger Bette Midler would have been perfect for the role! Because she's a cunt? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slap 995 Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Christmas tree ornament. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slap 995 Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 BDSM Barbie: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Go Left 203 Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 On 12/24/2021 at 7:45 AM, Windward said: I'm envisioning a younger @Point Break as more of a Jean-Claude Van Damme I'm assuming that he's left dressed and the gal in the middle is earning a nice bonus. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Go Left 203 Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 7 hours ago, slap said: BDSM Barbie: PETA might have something to say about that bit of non-consensual play with Teddy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RedTuna 1,293 Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 Lego is making sets for every interest. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grande Mastere Dreade 4,180 Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 On 12/24/2021 at 9:45 AM, Windward said: I'm envisioning a younger @Point Break as more of a Jean-Claude Van Damme no mention of the three inch heels he wears.. and the girl in the middle, her hand is no where near his vagina.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Ed Lada 5,150 Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 11 hours ago, RedTuna said: Lego is making sets for every interest. How much did you pay for that set? Legos aren't cheap. I prefer Lego Technic models myself, I'm getting too old for that BD/SM stuff. They've come a long way since I was a kid and all you got were blocks and bases. The rotating strip mining bucket excavator has 2 motors and switches to control the model. The Liebherr excavator has 4,000 pieces, 7 motors, 2 bluetooth hubs, and you operate it with an app on your phone! Those damn Danish engineers are clever folks. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slap 995 Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 car-steer.mp4 Steer accessible vehicle. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 12,648 Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 11 hours ago, slap said: Took a second. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slap 995 Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, had a very shiny nose... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,201 Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 34 minutes ago, slap said: Steer accessible vehicle. I hope Thaive gotte a belte on hiime, hese standeng on thr 'deathe seate' 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Lada 5,150 Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 6 minutes ago, Snaggletooth said: I hope Thaive gotte a belte on hiime, hese standeng on thr 'deathe seate' Anybody that loves an animal that much probably is taking the correct precautions! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hobot 4,438 Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 a31q42e_460sv.mp4 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 12,648 Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 5 minutes ago, hobot said: a31q42e_460sv.mp4 Not the first time I've seen that done. There must be some sort of reason for it - other than laziness or idiocy that is. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Lada 5,150 Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 1 minute ago, SloopJonB said: Not the first time I've seen that done. There must be some sort of reason for it - other than laziness or idiocy that is. Maybe, but what rational reason could there be for doing such a thing???? Not to mention you need a healthy amount of horsepower to push that mess through the water at that speed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ishmael 10,676 Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Ed Lada said: Maybe, but what rational reason could there be for doing such a thing???? Not to mention you need a healthy amount of horsepower to push that mess through the water at that speed. Maybe transferring the trailer to a spot beside the cabin for summer instead of leaving it at the trailer lot in yahoo-ville? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Grrr... 2,251 Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 3 hours ago, SloopJonB said: Not the first time I've seen that done. There must be some sort of reason for it - other than laziness or idiocy that is. if you've got an island cottage and store the boat there on the trailer, this isn't a bad way to get your trailer where it needs to be. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
White Lightning2 629 Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 3 hours ago, hobot said: a31q42e_460sv.mp4 I have actually seen this done by people who do not want to pay for a barge ride to an island without state ferry service. WL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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