Snaggletooth 5,187 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 35 minutes ago, Ed Lada said: Back in the day, I asked a number of ladies to come to my place and see my etchings... I remebbere that line........... wase populare in thoise olde Playboye storrey/jokes........... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Liquid 646 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 12 hours ago, hobot said: How is this ever thought of as a good ide Different-angle---Boeing-C-17-Globemaster-flying-along-Brisbane-River-in-Australia.mp4 Boeing-C-17-Globemaster-flies-through-the-middle-of-a-city-in-Australia.mp4 The top one is a flight through Portland, OR. I've seen all sorts of military aircraft buzz the Gorge when I lived out there. Maybe that's how they end their Columbia River Recon run.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grande Mastere Dreade 4,166 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Quote video showing vandals setting fire to a Christmas tree. The arson caused more than $5,000 in damage to the city’s landmark buoy marking the southernmost point in the continental United States ok, that's made out of concrete and painted with house paint. How the hell can they estimate the damage at $5k ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marcjsmith 1,006 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 1 minute ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said: ok, that's made out of concrete and painted with house paint. How the hell can they estimate the damage at $5k ? governments buy $1000 dollar hammers and $10000 toilet seats... plus artists don't come cheap.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
checkstay 0 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 My tax dollars at work... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Lada 5,108 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 18 minutes ago, Marcjsmith said: governments buy $1000 dollar hammers and $10000 toilet seats... plus artists don't come cheap.... I doubt that job would require an artist. Now union painters travelling all the way to the end of the Florida Keys... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hobot 4,427 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Shoot, they're even merging with German precision! When-Pikachu-learns-blitzkrieg-instead-of-thunderbolt-lol.mp4 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
See Level 1,186 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Because it's Florida 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Lada 5,108 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 36 minutes ago, hobot said: Shoot, they're even merging with German precision! No surprise there! It was probably a condition to obtain the song rights. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 12,609 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 4 minutes ago, See Level said: Because it's Florida Travis McGee's latest ride? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slap 988 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Mackerel Pizza: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nimbus 73 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 21 hours ago, hobot said: How is this ever thought of as a good idea? Different-angle---Boeing-C-17-Globemaster-flying-along-Brisbane-River-in-Australia.mp4 Boeing-C-17-Globemaster-flies-through-the-middle-of-a-city-in-Australia.mp4 It's Queensland. They're different up there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Windward 673 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 5 hours ago, See Level said: Because it's Florida SA Yacht club tow vehicle? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Navig8tor 1,779 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 5 hours ago, See Level said: Because it's Florida A high roller…. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hobot 4,427 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Am I wrong? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The great unwashed 384 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Excellent. Given that there are only 329.5 million people in the entire country, that’ll make it nice and uncrowned for all of the rest of us. This guy is dumber than a sack of hammers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rambler 507 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 7 hours ago, nimbus said: It's Queensland. They're different up there. No substitute for the F111 dump and burn 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pertinacious Tom 1,930 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 17 hours ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said: Quote video showing vandals setting fire to a Christmas tree. The arson caused more than $5,000 in damage to the city’s landmark buoy marking the southernmost point in the continental United States ok, that's made out of concrete and painted with house paint. How the hell can they estimate the damage at $5k ? A more general reason that thing is NQR is that you can stand there and look to your right and see shoreline heading off to the SW. It's the southernmost point that isn't part of a military base, but not the southernmost point. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Lada 5,108 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 11 minutes ago, Lochnerian Tom said: A more general reason that thing is NQR is that you can stand there and look to your right and see shoreline heading off to the SW. It's the southernmost point that isn't part of a military base, but not the southernmost point. Well when they repaint it it's the perfect chance to correct the misinformation. "ALMOST the southernmost point in the continental US." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trovão 624 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 3 hours ago, Ed Lada said: Well when they repaint it it's the perfect chance to correct the misinformation. "ALMOST the southernmost point in the continental US." The southernmost civilian-acessible point... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tax Man 316 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 4 hours ago, Ed Lada said: Well when they repaint it it's the perfect chance to correct the misinformation. "ALMOST the southernmost point in the continental US." I thought Key West was an island, so much for public school geography. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The great unwashed 384 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Maybe “southernmost point you can drive to from another state.” We here in Hawaii know that the southernmost point in a US state is South Point on the Big Island. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bmiller 1,149 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 5 hours ago, Pertinacious Tom said: A more general reason that thing is NQR is that you can stand there and look to your right and see shoreline heading off to the SW. It's the southernmost point that isn't part of a military base, but not the southernmost point. I'm surprised the woke culture hasn't righted this wrong. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
P_Wop 3,446 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 ^^^ I have this sticker on the back of my stick VW Golf R: 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Lada 5,108 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 1 hour ago, The great unwashed said: Maybe “southernmost point you can drive to from another state.” We here in Hawaii know that the southernmost point in a US state is South Point on the Big Island. Look up the word 'continental' in the dictionary. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Lada 5,108 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 2 hours ago, Tax Man said: I thought Key West was an island, so much for public school geography. And what does an island have to do with it? They are all connected to the mainland by a bridge/causeway. So much for your public school education! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cal20sailor 3,481 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 19 minutes ago, Ed Lada said: Look up the word 'continental' in the dictionary. I did and it said nothing about a shitty breakfast that wouldn't satisfy a starving mouse. Time to move on, who's for or against Astroturf? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Lada 5,108 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 1 minute ago, Cal20sailor said: I did and it said nothing about a shitty breakfast that wouldn't satisfy a starving mouse. Time to move on, who's for or against Astroturf? Didja ever notice how few fat people you see in Europe? American tourists don't count. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cal20sailor 3,481 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 31 minutes ago, Ed Lada said: Didja ever notice how few fat people you see in Europe? American tourists don't count. I have met some pretty robust Germans who drank and smoked way too much. But damn, they were always smiling and fun to be with. To your point, I have yet to see All-You-Can-Eat buffets littered across Europe, here, at least three within 5 miles of where I'm sitting. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Navig8tor 1,779 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 8 minutes ago, Cal20sailor said: I have met some pretty robust Germans who drank and smoked way too much. But damn, they were always smiling and fun to be with. To your point, I have yet to see All-You-Can-Eat buffets littered across Europe, here, at least three within 5 miles of where I'm sitting. Was always stunned at the portion sizes in the US, quantity over quality and some benign value for money thinking, no wonder half the nation has a BMI problem. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Ed Lada 5,108 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 41 minutes ago, Cal20sailor said: I have met some pretty robust Germans who drank and smoked way too much. But damn, they were always smiling and fun to be with. To your point, I have yet to see All-You-Can-Eat buffets littered across Europe, here, at least three within 5 miles of where I'm sitting. Hmm, I lived in Germany a total of 11 years of my life and in my experience, fun and Germans isn't something you see every day. Only place I've ever lived where like every other aspect of their lives, they have rules for fun too. And nowadays smoking inside most places is verboten. Hell, you can't even smoke inside the beer tents at the fests anymore. Drinking is still allowed though. Off the top of my head, the only buffets I remember seeing were a few Chinese restaurants at lunch time. When I worked for the Army in Heidelberg we would go down the street to one. They probably shuddered when they saw Americans coming in the door. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Happy 1,706 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 9 hours ago, Rambler said: No substitute for the F111 dump and burn Years ago, local boy was part of a flight of 3 F111's being delivered down the coast. When they passed Airlie Beach, he came down to about 500 feet, buzzed the Main street and went vertical, full afterburner, at the end of the street. The locals were most impressed. I have no idea how deep the shit was that he ended up in....... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cal20sailor 3,481 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 5 minutes ago, Ed Lada said: When I worked for the Army in Heidelberg we would go down the street to one. They probably shuddered when they saw Americans coming in the door. I was in Zurich in '85 for a conference and my GF tagged along. We extended the trip and spent 3 days in Paris and left early in the afternoon to catch the next day's flight out of Frankfort. It was raining cats and dogs and after 4hrs white-knuckling it, I had to stop, it just wasn't safe. As we pulled off the Autobahn at Mannheim, there's a hotel at the end of the exit. My hair was very short at the time. So totally spent, we trudge into the lobby and ask for a room. Regular or deluxe? $30 or $50? The clerk was Sgt Schultz redux, I pulled out my credit card and he's shaking his head, and I'm confused. I walk to the door and point at the Visa emblem. Schultz kept shaking his head. At this point I only have a few francs and marks, not close to the room charge. Things got more tense and finally Schultz looks at us and simply says Francais? My GF was fluent. They abba dabba doed for a minute and both broke out laughing. He comes around the counter and sees our luggage followed by more laughter. Nicest room I've ever had. In the room, it all became clear. He thought I was a US soldier from the nearby base and she was a hooker and we were going to skip on the bill. Thanks Ed! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Lada 5,108 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 9 minutes ago, Cal20sailor said: He thought I was a US soldier from the nearby base and she was a hooker and we were going to skip on the bill. In defense of the hotel clerk, you do have kind of a shifty loo about you Cal! Let's just say I was glad I was driving us around when we met. Less chance of ending up in a shallow grave in a forest somewhere. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cal20sailor 3,481 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 1 minute ago, Ed Lada said: Let's just say I was glad I was driving us around when we met. Less chance of ending up in a shallow grave in a forest somewhere. You saw the shovel and lye in my trunk? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tane 155 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 2 hours ago, Ed Lada said: Didja ever notice how few fat people you see in Europe? American tourists don't count. ...just blew my coffee over my keypad...(or do the "Forest people" not count?)-maybe less than in the USofA, but still plenty... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
justsomeguy! 1,032 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 51 minutes ago, Ed Lada said: Less chance of ending up in a shallow grave in a forest somewhere. Yeah, what are the chances there being two serial killers in the same car? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Excession 47 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 On 1/12/2022 at 4:21 PM, hobot said: How is this ever thought of as a good idea? Different-angle---Boeing-C-17-Globemaster-flying-along-Brisbane-River-in-Australia.mp4 Boeing-C-17-Globemaster-flies-through-the-middle-of-a-city-in-Australia.mp4 Because we retired these and they still wanted a flyby. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recidivist 948 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 3 hours ago, Happy said: Years ago, local boy was part of a flight of 3 F111's being delivered down the coast. When they passed Airlie Beach, he came down to about 500 feet, buzzed the Main street and went vertical, full afterburner, at the end of the street. The locals were most impressed. I have no idea how deep the shit was that he ended up in....... We had them do the dump and burn over Fannie Bay in Darwin - a couple of times. I think it was something to do with the Mindil Markets, popular with tourists. At night, it lit up the sky and the whole bay like the end of days. F*cking impressive! And the crackling noise ... I can still hear it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slap 988 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 5 hours ago, Ed Lada said: Didja ever notice how few fat people you see in Europe? American tourists don't count. https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=Overweight_and_obesity_-_BMI_statistics#Obesity_by_age_group Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 12,609 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 The wildlife version of "bent over the kitchen counter". Males are all alike, no matter the species. It's not our fault. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
justsomeguy! 1,032 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 2 minutes ago, SloopJonB said: It's not our fault. That's my story. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ishmael 10,631 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 3 hours ago, Autonomous said: Getting some pussy before breakfast. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cal20sailor 3,481 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 My concept of foreplay is gone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marcjsmith 1,006 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 11 hours ago, Autonomous said: is that still considered doggy style? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marcjsmith 1,006 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 these possibly belong here Boat-FAIL-GIF-27-rev_water.mp4 NOT_see_coming-09_18_19-GIF-20-girls_boat-3-awesome.mp4 Boat-FAIL-GIF-15-capsize-big-waves.mp4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marcjsmith 1,006 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Girls_FAIL-06_14_21-GIF-20-boat_engine.mp4 Dumb-10_29_21-GIF-05-Girl_boat_jump-Awesome.mp4 Boat-FAIL-GIF-26-tow_nice_car.mp4 Not-see-12_27_21-GIF-17-boat_girl-fall.mp4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Willin' 1,715 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 On 1/12/2022 at 5:43 PM, hobot said: Shoot, they're even merging with German precision! When-Pikachu-learns-blitzkrieg-instead-of-thunderbolt-lol.mp4 That would fit quite comfortably in the Oddly Terrifying subreddit! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Willin' 1,715 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 21 hours ago, The great unwashed said: Maybe “southernmost point you can drive to from another state.” We here in Hawaii know that the southernmost point in a US state is South Point on the Big Island. Actually, St Croix, USVI has you beat by 2 degrees. But the OP refers to continental US, which Key West, despite being an island, still is. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
herbie verstinx 158 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 3 hours ago, Willin' said: Actually, St Croix, USVI has you beat by 2 degrees. But the OP refers to continental US, which Key West, despite being an island, still is. If your going that route, include guam and american samoa. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 12,609 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 4 hours ago, Willin' said: That would fit quite comfortably in the Oddly Terrifying subreddit! Why does that make me think of NORK? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Autonomous 1,233 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 The Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station is continental... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Willin' 1,715 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 4 hours ago, herbie verstinx said: If your going that route, include guam and american samoa. I'll see your Samoa and raise you Palmer Station, Antarctica. Oops, Autonomous beat me to it! Dammit! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
herbie verstinx 158 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 3 hours ago, Willin' said: I'll see your Samoa and raise you Palmer Station, Antarctica. Oops, Autonomous beat me to it! Dammit! Well, fortunately or unfortunately Antarctica cannot be claimed so i was going with trust territories or electoral vote(s). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Schakel 261 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 On 5/23/2020 at 12:15 AM, Rasputin22 said: A Ferretti 530 is probably in the $500,000 to $600,000 price range on the used boat market and the extra 8' of length that the custom deck you see on this one would probably add $80,000 to the price! Just do the math, this guy is brilliant! And he probably got $25,000 when he sold the no longer needed passarelle... A Babe magnet for sure. I found his next project awaiting him, this time a Feretti 80! http://www.towboatusftlauderdale.com/Images/Salvage_Gallery/Gallery_03/Gallery_03_03.jpg http://www.towboatusftlauderdale.com/Images/Salvage_Gallery/Gallery_03/Gallery_03_02.jpg This will all buff right out. http://www.towboatusftlauderdale.com/Images/Salvage_Gallery/Gallery_03/Gallery_03_06.jpg Feretti had a fire three days ago: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Lada 5,108 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 14 hours ago, Autonomous said: The Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station is continental... Different continent. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Lada 5,108 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 10 hours ago, RedTuna said: The obesity epidemic in the US is real. Unfortunately it even affects kids unfortunately as is Eva Dent! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slap 988 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Nerd gang. Will they beat you with protractors? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Burning Man 1,728 Posted January 16 Author Share Posted January 16 This may may not seem LONQR, but having lived in that region for a bunch of years - in some of the rural areas it’s not that far off Of course the same could be said for rural Kentucky. Just saying. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mike in Seattle 390 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 " ,, hardest stalk he was ever on,, " ,,, bull NEVER put his head down to eat. ,,, bellycrawl for hours to get in range ,, ,, NEVER put his head down to eat ,,, ,,, FINALLY got close enough to make the shot ,,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Point Break 4,408 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 9 hours ago, slap said: Nerd gang. Will they beat you with protractors? Been to lots of “underpass communities”…….very odd places……very odd. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Windward 673 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 1 hour ago, Point Break said: Been to lots of “underpass communities”…….very odd places……very odd. Please share a story! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Lada 5,108 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 9 hours ago, Burning Man said: This may may not seem LONQR, but having lived in that region for a bunch of years - in some of the rural areas it’s not that far off Of course the same could be said for rural Kentucky. Just saying. You have posted in some time and you come back to post this? Really??? "...It's not that far off." Do you think that excuses it? You are pitiful. Just pitiful. Some things just aren't funny at all. Fucking disgusting. Here, this is funnier. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,187 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 ^^^ Thisse seemes to revealle a deepe seatted hattred smalle furrey mammalles........... juste sayeng. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 12,609 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 NICE family. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,187 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Adgreede, god mothere seemes generouse......... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Point Break 4,408 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 He chose poorly. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bmiller 1,149 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 9 hours ago, Windward said: Please share a story! When they roll out of bed the consequences can be hilarious. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slap 988 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Woman drives car on frozen river. Car breaks through the ice. So what does that woman do? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snaggletooth 5,187 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 21 minutes ago, slap said: Woman drives car on frozen river. Car breaks through the ice. So what does that woman do? Standes on car and sayes "ist notte my faullte...." Didde I win the contestte? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mike in Seattle 390 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marcjsmith 1,006 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 18 hours ago, slap said: Woman drives car on frozen river. Car breaks through the ice. So what does that woman do? did you see the video... she was hauling ass down the river... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RedTuna 1,293 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 32 minutes ago, slap said: And someone thinks guys will be able to find that switch? In the dark? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grande Mastere Dreade 4,166 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 hey PB, bet you haven't heard of this one... Quote A man and his partner’s attempt at a treatment for erectile dysfunction went disastrously wrong, according to his doctors. In a recent case report, they detail how his partner accidentally shot insulation foam into the man’s penis and bladder while a straw connected to the spray had been inserted into his urethra. Afterward, he began to urinate blood. Though doctors were able to remove the hardened foam eventually, the man will require further procedures to repair his urethra. The unfortunate tale was published in the November issue of Urology Case Reports, though it only seems to have garnered media attention this week. According to the report, the 45-year-old man had been inserting various objects into his urethra for some time as an aid for erectile dysfunction. During one such occasion, he and his partner had decided to use a straw attached to a can of weatherproofing spray, when the partner “inadvertently pressed the button deploying the foam.” The foam then shot through his entire urethra, even filling up his bladder. The man waited three weeks before seeking medical attention at an emergency room, during which time he increasingly had difficulty urinating and urinating blood when he did. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SloopJonB 12,609 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 A foam core dick. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Point Break 4,408 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 1 hour ago, Grande Mastere Dreade said: hey PB, bet you haven't heard of this one... Nope...........thats a new one for me............I had a guy who got his stuck in a jail cell bed sheet metal mattress support....and a guy who got his stuck in a vacuum cleaner (that was nasty), and a guy who simply cut his off and tossed it out the window........but nothing like the foam story...........way more things up the backside than the front side..........in guys anyway. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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