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18 minutes ago, FixinGit said:

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No no, you’ve got to get rid of that modified dish just above the antenna ^^^^^, otherwise you’ll be undone visually, and sent to the troll farm.  A missing antenna is just too easy to spot at gas stations, even by a stoner manning the till,  when the APB is out for YOU, and you’re running for your freedom.  And picking up snacks.

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1 hour ago, ROADKILL666 said:

What is his problem?

 

I think he was seriously "On the piss", as my Limey mates say.  Some call it "three sheets to the wind".  Others just say "drunk as a skunk".....

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1 hour ago, Flip Rigsby said:

What did Teflon Wedge do this time???

 

 

He outed Snaggy, and claimed he is really someone many here know personally.  At least the Western Long Island Sound crew....

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6 minutes ago, some dude said:

Don't worry snaggs I forgot already.  You're still an enigma here on the left coast

Snaggs, I was going to translate the description about you above but I didn't think you deserved to be called an enema... Not after the shit you went through yesterday!

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY unravel a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside ...

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6 hours ago, billy backstay said:

 

I think he was seriously "On the piss", as my Limey mates say.  Some call it "three sheets to the wind".  Others just say "drunk as a skunk".....

Some people just become arschlöcher when they are besoffen. 

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21 minutes ago, some dude said:

Don't worry snaggs I forgot already.  You're still an enigma here on the left coast

Snags is a very clever AI administering the most devious (and may I say the best?) Turing Test ever.  Giving Snags a name besides ‘Snags’ is meaningless.  Like Idoru, he exists only on the web. Snags is is gently retro cyberpunk.  This is excellent, of course.   
 

(Classic cyberpunk characters were marginalized, alienated loners who lived on the edge of society in generally dystopic futures where daily life was impacted by rapid technological change, an ubiquitous datasphere of computerized information, and invasive modification of the human body.[5)

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13 minutes ago, Cristoforo said:

The Edge once challenged Snaggy to a charity boxing match on these pages   
Watch out Snaggy,  those  Ronzoni Vermicelli #8 biceps  and No 2 pencil neck of his took years of gym training
that you don't have!     

He challanged you!  Ya bigge weeney!                :)

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5 hours ago, IStream said:

Wait a minute, he outed Snaggy and I missed it?

Dammit, Snaggs, out yourself! My curiosity is killing me!

We all know Snaggs is a russian built bot with the body of Scarlett Johansson and the spelling capabilities of Don Johnson.

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3 hours ago, Kevlar Edge said:

Sorry boys had major surgery and they pumped me up with morphine. I can’t remember any of that. 

Lie, or not, was fucking unhinged funny. 
“gonna beat you snaggs!”

”I hope yer oelle”

”gonna beat you!”

”I don’t think yer oelle...”

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11 minutes ago, Raz'r said:

Lie, or not, was fucking unhinged funny. 
“gonna beat you snaggs!”

”I hope yer oelle”

”gonna beat you!”

”I don’t think yer oelle...”

I was kind of wondering if Snaggs and KE are the same brilliant comedy genius.

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4 hours ago, Kevlar Edge said:

Sorry boys had major surgery and they pumped me up with morphine. I can’t remember any of that. 

She/her, he/him, or they/them?

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29 minutes ago, Amati said:

I was kind of wondering if Snaggs and KE are the same brilliant comedy genius.

Could be, could be.....or...(and hear me out here).....

There's some wicked bad stuff in the water system in Long island and surrounding area.

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5 hours ago, slap said:

Snaggs outed himself years ago - he accidentally signed a snaggs post using his regular login id. 

What am I supposed to do with that?

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7 hours ago, Kevlar Edge said:

Sorry boys had major surgery and they pumped me up with morphine. I can’t remember any of that. 

So if I manage to snagg (pun intended) a baddass boat going to name it More Feen.  If questioned explain it's Gaelic.

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22 hours ago, Kevlar Edge said:

Sorry boys had major surgery and they pumped me up with morphine. I can’t remember any of that. 

Yer a good man KE, I've always enjoyed your posts, and we're all entitled to the occassional "oops!".  Carry on...

Cheers!

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1 hour ago, JimBowie said:

Every thing you need to know bout him: the run-up to Melges World 2016 and ensuing kluster-fck.

tried to google it.... no informative results...

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3 hours ago, silent bob said:

shim/it ?

Shimshe always worked in Philly when that same his or hers crack whore constantly came up to ask me for money back in the day. 
 

An example of proper usage: 

“Shimshe! That’s like the third time you’ve hit me up for money today!! Get away! Get your crack money somewhere else!!”

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When I first joined this forum I thought Snags was someone with adult onset autism, and have since determined he is the smartest person in the room.

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On 6/26/2020 at 3:49 PM, IStream said:

Wait a minute, he outed Snaggy and I missed it?

Dammit, Snaggs, out yourself! My curiosity is killing me!

Aw, and I missed it?  I've always wanted to know his identity and that of Guy LeDouche. Speaking of which, Guy hasn't made an appearance in ages, that I've seen.

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On 6/26/2020 at 10:03 PM, d'ranger said:

So if I manage to snagg (pun intended) a baddass boat going to name it More Feen.  If questioned explain it's Gaelic.

Or "Fennt A'Noll" if you are Scottish.

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4 hours ago, Ajax said:

Aw, and I missed it?  I've always wanted to know his identity and that of Guy LeDouche. Speaking of which, Guy hasn't made an appearance in ages, that I've seen.

I think Mr LeDouche was kidnapped by that fuckwit on the HomeDepot catamaran.

 

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11 hours ago, MauiPunter said:

Plot Twist:  Kevlar Edge is Snaggs.

To be honest that thought came to me too about half way down the argument.  Why would you even reply to that shit except to get your post count up?

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14 hours ago, TUBBY said:

To be honest that thought came to me too about half way down the argument.  Why would you even reply to that shit except to get your post count up?

I regularly argue with my sock puppet Random AKA Astro.

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21 hours ago, TUBBY said:

Why would you even reply to that shit except to get your post count up?

Shoot, post count is still a thing?

10+ years in now, I shoulda just posted one pic at a time!

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2 hours ago, Cristoforo said:

Same here. BJ Porter and Ed Lada are my sock puppets. There I said it .  I argue with myself all the time. No I dont.
Yes you do. Fuck off wanker!  #Hilary!  #EatmyFuck  #Kielbasa #I'mgonnakickmyass! 

Click below for some classic intra sock arguing and history. Must be something in the water in WLIS those fuckers are crazy. 

 

 

Wowe Crisco, Wowe, juste fuckeng Wowe.  Waht a walkle dowen memmorey lane.  And looke at me, what a bastarde I wase withe thet laste poeste......                   :)

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23 hours ago, Sail4beer said:

There. I upped your like content without a shitfight! 

200! 

Has anyone mentioned that the way SA crops your new avatar it looks a bit...um...well...unitary?

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On 6/26/2020 at 7:54 AM, European Bloke said:

I wonder what Mr Edge was drinking or taking last night? Probably want to avoid that batch.

Hand sanitizer. AKA "Menthol Quarantini" or "Lockdown Mojito".

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19 hours ago, hobot said:

Shoot, post count is still a thing?

10+ years in now, I shoulda just posted one pic at a time!

Your post count would have turned back to zero like an odometer.

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On 6/28/2020 at 7:20 AM, MauiPunter said:

When I first joined this forum I thought Snags was someone with adult onset autism, and have since determined he is the smartest person in the room.

Autism and intelligence are not mutually exclusive at all. 

just saying

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6 hours ago, Ed Lada said:

You must be new here.  This is pretty normal for this place.

Nothing really, especially compared to the time Franklin's Tower left his computer on and went away for the weekend, or a day in the life of Tillerman, or any BG thread...I could go on...

 

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2 hours ago, Timo42 said:

Nothing really, especially compared to the time Franklin's Tower left his computer on and went away for the weekend, or a day in the life of Tillerman, or any BG thread...I could go on...

 

and that's why we had this..

http://forums.sailinganarchy.com/index.php?/topic/90984-great-posts-revisitedplease-add-your-favorite/

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On 6/26/2020 at 8:38 PM, FixinGit said:

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Doesn't the plonker know that for that to work you have to be in a country which actually HAS a 5G network? And would anyone seeing that believe his horseshit?

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8 hours ago, shanghaisailor said:

Doesn't the plonker know that for that to work you have to be in a country which actually HAS a 5G network? And would anyone seeing that believe his horseshit?

I've heard that in China, there already is a 6G network! Ay thats coool man!  However, to access it, you'll have to have a tracking chip inplanted into your foreskin. And that is why they are sending all these Uyghurs into these concentration camps...

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8 hours ago, shanghaisailor said:

Doesn't the plonker know that for that to work you have to be in a country which actually HAS a 5G network? And would anyone seeing that believe his horseshit?

misplaced our sense of humor have we ....

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2 hours ago, shanghaisailor said:

I have heard both Snaggs

Rhyming slang..."septic tank" = yank.

But we Strayans shorten everything, and add an 'o' (or an 'a') to the end.  Hence, "Seppo".  "Septic" is the more formal version.  :D 

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2 hours ago, Mid said:

misplaced our sense of humor have we ....

My sense of humour temporarily flew out the window when the idiot upthread suggested that Scots were likely to relate to an illegal opioid.

Make a racial slur against a person of colour and the world protests, but make it against a white race (Scots) it is supposed to be acceptable? Frankly it doesn't bother me personally, i have had much of a lifetime people talking about the "tight Scots" or the "men who wear skirts" or several other examples and you just roll with it but to suggest that Scots are more likely to be drug users? c'mon!

My sense of humour has completely returned but my sense of even handedness is undimmed.

I know you are perhaps trying to diffuse things MId but the comment was unacceptable - to a Scot!  Or do I have to be black and underprivileged for it to matter?.

Removing racism from the agenda is omni-directional not unidirectional.

Anyway - back to real life.

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4 minutes ago, MR.CLEAN said:

if you fuckers could just speak english...

Cheeky bugger Clean

it might surprise you to learn Sir that according to many linguists (even the cunning ones) that the most perfect English is spoken around Inverness in the North of Scotland.

The reason for this is that when the railways came virtually all the locals spoke The Gaelic. They were taught English using the phonetic dictionary of the time so they learned the absolute correct way to pronounce all the words.

Now that story may be 100% accurate or complete utter anecdotal BS but I kind of like it and i have heard t from several sources - admittedly all Scots with many from the Inverness area.

Stay well buddy

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22 hours ago, shanghaisailor said:

Doesn't the plonker know that for that to work you have to be in a country which actually HAS a 5G network? And would anyone seeing that believe his horseshit?

Doesnae tickle yer fancy hey wee yin? Ah weel,ya canny pleaze awe tha wallopers awe tha time eh.

For the record, i’m neither a ‘Plonker’ or a 5G user but i can reassure anybody that doesnt believe: My horse does shit.

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Finally home after weeks in the hospital

Acute diverticulitis. Lost 10” of my large intestine. Went septic and got to the hospital just in time. Got lucky this happened after the covid log jam. Rough and painful. It took me all fucked up to get my own thread. Thanks and man it went Scottish sideways. Lol

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6 hours ago, Kevlar Edge said:

Finally home after weeks in the hospital

Acute diverticulitis. Lost 10” of my large intestine. Went septic and got to the hospital just in time. Got lucky this happened after the covid log jam. Rough and painful. It took me all fucked up to get my own thread. Thanks and man it went Scottish sideways. Lol

Kevlar ; Edge

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