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"What was that?" asked wonder woman. "I don't know but I got a sore ass", replied the Invisible man."

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3 hours ago, warbird said:

...and her asshole at Buckingham Palace

 

3 minutes ago, bmiller said:

Different joke apparently.

Different limerick........

A horny young lass from Cornwallis

used a dynamite stick for a phallus

They found here vagina in North Carolina..

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21 minutes ago, mal5033 said:

(Limerick)

that son-of-a-bitch had a left-hand thread

My buddies name was Joe McClock

The only guy with a corkscrew cock

Spent his life in a fatefull hunt

 for a beautiful girl with a cork screw cunt

found the girl but quickly fell dead

her corkscrew cunt had a lefthand thread.

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