mikesipala 0 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Light Air Pole Quote Link to post Share on other sites
may08 0 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 New for 2021, the custom fixed prod by Hunter! Make your shitbox fly! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irrational 14 250 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 "Merican enginooity wright ther!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Livia 808 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 "Give the cost for the IRC test certificates you think I can afford a proper bow pole" "Shit I can even afford the bolts" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
antoine 1 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Plaster on a wooden leg... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ScowLover 57 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 D*#g L*&D said this would get my shoal draft Sun Odyssey to foil. It worked until the pole broke. Now I'm stuck up on the foil. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkHorse 42 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Greta approved! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meat Wad 679 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 6 hours ago, Rum Runner said: The boat has a woody. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TMD 0 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 "It's lowered the rating so much that we don't even need to fly a sail off it." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chriscarrera 0 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 "They were out of pressure treated lumber due to Covid" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEC16518 37 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 APS.....Amish Performance Sailing....... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
A.C. Hill 0 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Anchor protector. Never again scream "You scratched my anchor!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cbulger 107 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Who let the owner out of the cockpit again? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astroturf 2 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 "Jeesh honey....how many times did you drop Johnnie on his head when he was a baby"? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fast Laser 12 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 "REDNECK STRAPON" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ned 110 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Gucci Goes Ghetto Quote Link to post Share on other sites
h20man 47 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 you didn't "Nail it...." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BuggarTheBone 0 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 I'm speaking........now what was it you were saying about ratings? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moore Play 17 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 You know you're a redneck when......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cardewkisan 0 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 The end result when the skipper let's the foredeck crew have an A-sail if they pay for it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gullwinkle 20 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 17 hours ago, Editor said: Okay, this time we are giving the top three responses to this caption contest a limited edition Sailing Anarchy belt. Like, I got a box of 'em sitting in the corner of my office. Whaddaya got? That bowline is going to chafe! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bellum 4 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 What’s with the mini brunch hook? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr32165 3 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Sporting wood Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bellum 4 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Seascape mocking up their new 33 footer on a cruisey Bene.................never mind. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JBiermann 1 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 trust me, I'm an engineer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FixinGit 120 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Fugly Bowman tries desperately to attract some Beaver. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grande Mastere Dreade 2,684 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 20 hours ago, Editor said: Okay, this time we are giving the top three responses to this caption contest a limited edition Sailing Anarchy belt. Like, I got a box of 'em sitting in the corner of my office. Whaddaya got? owner got a woody to get an async.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daleyal 0 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Excuse me, are you pitching a tent? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigrpowr 235 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 19 hours ago, Editor said: Okay, this time we are giving the top three responses to this caption contest a limited edition Sailing Anarchy belt. Like, I got a box of 'em sitting in the corner of my office. Whaddaya got? hot rod got a monohull? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phil 19 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 What did you say the webbing is made out of? 20year old sail ties? Perfect. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Manny Ramirez 3 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Ripping with wood is better than Sailing with a Hard on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Locust85 7 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 "Boat manufacturers HATE this one simple DIY modification." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whistler206 1 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 ProtoProd Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tripper_dave 11 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 New, from the Riggers at Home Depot! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Son of Hans 22 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Yeah, that'll hold. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KnotRod 8 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Stumpy Woody Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shanghaisailor 1,519 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 It will take more than a wooden sprit to be selected for one of the Ed's Retro videos Quote Link to post Share on other sites
olaf hart 668 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Why is it called Pinus Radiata.? Because it’s a prick of a wood.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pollination 20 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 This is exactly what should have been done on my boat so could have raced the next day after my sprit snapped off! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
halfmoon 7 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 You better knock, knock on wood, baby... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge 6 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 ...and if it breaks I've got another 12 feet downstairs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gweudo in oz 11 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 On 9/28/2020 at 9:04 PM, SCANAS said: Almost as impressive as 72yr year old Jeff Kennett’s hairline, almost. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mid 3,414 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 16 hours ago, pasquale8120 said: What you are looking at is a true carbon fibre bow sprit. winner Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gweudo in oz 11 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 6 hours ago, bigrpowr said: hot rod got a monohull? "Yeah it's pine, it won't hurt as much as hardwood when it splinters and the straps fail under load at 20 knots boatspeed" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gweudo in oz 11 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 On 10/8/2020 at 3:54 PM, Editor said: Okay, this time we are giving the top three responses to this caption contest a limited edition Sailing Anarchy belt. Like, I got a box of 'em sitting in the corner of my office. Whaddaya got? Ok, ok so when I sold it to you I may have said it was like a TP 52, not 51 and a bit. But look, I've fixed it - now it is! (treated pine 52) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scott Dinhofer 1 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 The scary thing is that it works! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
locster13 0 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Mercifully the anchor up front won’t slow us down .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
locster13 0 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 50 tricks you can do with off cuts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
crankcall 208 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Yeah I did that myself, why do you ask?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dog 666 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 What? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ITA602 40 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 BoWoodsprit! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
connorneedham92 0 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Ah yes, the new Harken Timber Bowsprit Pro+ Sx3... I think Home Depot sells them now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PurpleOnion 165 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Just rub it. It'll grow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MikeKehoe 0 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 On 10/8/2020 at 5:54 AM, Editor said: Okay, this time we are giving the top three responses to this caption contest a limited edition Sailing Anarchy belt. Like, I got a box of 'em sitting in the corner of my office. Whaddaya got? That's 10 knots right there no need to plane! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J24TrickBag 7 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 The signal to hoist the A kite on the SV Bedrock is "YABA DABA DOO!" Confuses the hell out of newbies, but skipper Fred is pretty old-school. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
@last 28 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Bob at the lumber yard suggested this when I described what I what I was trying to do............hmmm wonder on second thought if I should consult a professional rigger...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
guns68 3 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 The wood? It's keeping the front from falling off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mihnea 3 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 "I give you the Druken Dock Limbo Pole" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flipper 1 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Bumper sticker seen on back of boat... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NeedAClew 1,404 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Cut rate nose job. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mikeo 0 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 'Pining' for a code zero! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bump-n-Grind 1,327 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Hot Rod get's a monohull .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EvaOdland 179 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 all those blue pills later....I finally popped one... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EvaOdland 179 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 As seen in Scuttlebutt DIY section - "Things that work." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
casc27 128 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 In the sprit of bondage... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kiwichas 3 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Got the plank for the Ed to walk, and an otherwise useless Bruce anchor to weigh the body down-sorted Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lostonsat 8 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 With a little heat it will be carbon. Lost Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TJSail 0 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Why didn't I think of that? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BuggarTheBone 0 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 And so Team Theseus starts its preparation for the 2021 racing season....just one plank at a time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
danieljcpa 0 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Looks like Jim Antrim is working on a new design! ...note that this is the same look as the Ultimate 20, Ultimate 24 and Antrim 27 (only the one on the 27 wags). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stumblingthunder 577 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Inspiration for new thread: 2x4 Anarchy - Stumbling Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jollymon 4 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 This is the Mark II version with the 2x4 turned on its side. JM Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 1,041 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Fuck me, who rigged that backwards again! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dave S 135 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Pining for the fjords Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tranquilo 16 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Bow wood is good to get you in the mood but only if you're from the hood! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bacq2bacq 243 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Two female sailors are overheard talking on the dock: "... yeah, but I hear the owner is a real stud" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KnotRod 8 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 "Turbo tips from the wooden boat forum-----" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LB 15.1 113 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Eco prod... Brother ugh Eco prod XL. 110% recyclable Easy installed Good for AWS to 5 knots Designed with Greenpeace's input. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Left Shift 3,132 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Bruce and Woody go for a sail. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Prawn 0 Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 3x2 ksb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jotu 0 Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 I've made a fantastic bowsprit. Nobody has made a better sprit! - It's tremendously great and it will become even better. All those saying it will break have only read the fake reports on it /DT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dave S 135 Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 When I said we should get another couple of knots with an asymmetric kite, this isn't really what I was getting at... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Movable Ballast 169 Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 bodger #1: (holding tinnie) D'ya think it needs a bobstay? bodger #2: yeah naw mate, she'll be right as rain. (sucks down tinnie) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gweudo in oz 11 Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Owner to bowman - "No, when you overheard me saying - "she likes a big strap on up front, I wasn't talking about the boat..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sodajerk 1 Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 2 x 4th Mode... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Foreverslow 300 Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 Laugh all you want, but my bow is never going to fall off.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
luminary 44 Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 85% complete Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gn4478 43 Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 Paint it black Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GoldenStreak 7 Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 I spent way too long on this. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mast_a_beam 0 Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 Organic carbon fiber is all the new rage. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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