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When I got my first China residency a 'full' health check was required. Once completed you received a booklet with your results. There was one line -

Anus: normal

Not sure how they knew this as they only did height, weight and blood pressure.

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25 minutes ago, Gissie said:

Not sure how they knew this as they only did height, weight and blood pressure.

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They are very good at knowing stuff, you know? They knew...

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1 minute ago, Matagi said:

They are very good at knowing stuff, you know? They knew...

True, they also knew I was free of TB, HIV, hepatitis etc without even a blood test. Clever little Orientals.

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1 hour ago, Gissie said:

When I got my first China residency a 'full' health check was required. Once completed you received a booklet with your results. There was one line -

Anus: normal

Not sure how they knew this as they only did height, weight and blood pressure.

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When Jack arrived in China after yet another one of his innumerable ocean passages, they did the tests and reported...

Anus: Puckered 

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4 hours ago, LB 15 said:

When Jack arrived in China after yet another one of his innumerable ocean passages, they did the tests and reported...

Anus: Puckered 

Surely you mean Plundered?

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