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Can Biden fake senility?

I 'm sure he can when he needs to convince a certain cohort of American voters that drinking bleach is an effective way to kill internal "germs"

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32 minutes ago, Ease the sheet. said:

Reagan proved the irrelevancy of the presidency.   Bush 41 and 43 cemented that proof, Trump has just been the most adept at using it for personal gain.

It's all about the secretaries, and if you grab them by the pussy.

 

Biden can golf all day.

FTFY

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1 hour ago, Madmax said:

Biden was the best they had?

Certainly best for the purpose for a few years as far as the rest of the world is concerned.

 After a 4 year ride of hate, incompetence and instability the world needs a break from the USA being Great.

You can have Harris to drive in 4 years, at the moment, a linie (linesman) will do.

 

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8 hours ago, SloopJonB said:

Senility, when did Madmax first start showing symptoms?

Shortly after birth

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Perhaps my mind is failing me..... How many times has Biden been golfing in his first 55 days in office?

 

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24 minutes ago, Mrleft8 said:

Perhaps my mind is failing me..... How many times has Biden been golfing in his first 55 days in office?

 

That would be zero, zip, nada.  The Former Guy managed 17 golf outings in his first 100 days in office.  Extrapolating the Biden data gives us Biden zero, Trump, 17 after 100 days.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-golf-trips-president-mar-a-lago-golfing-despite-barack-obama-criticism-a7708076.html

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12 hours ago, Sol Rosenberg said:

Depends

what are  "things Donny should wear on the golf Course"  for $1000 

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14 hours ago, Madmax said:

What was the question?

you're an awful internet troll.......go take some lessons 

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4 minutes ago, dacapo said:

what are  "things Donny should wear on the golf Course"  for $1000 

It's an old joke.  From the 96 campaign.  "Bob Dole, boxers or briefs?" 

Depends. 

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Everyone, please watch the Obama video and compare it to any video of the Donald shit show. If you still hate, hate, hate Obama, you might be the problem. Joe Biden is doing the work, for the American people, not just his voters. 

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4 hours ago, Gone Drinking said:

It's hard to golf while hiding in the basement

I sorta admire you for admitting it.

Let us all know when your parents let you out.

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5 hours ago, Nice! said:

Can you imagine how it would feel if *your* guy lost to a guy with dementia? What a loser Trump is.

I have not seen a GOP loss this pathetic since they lost 3 years after 9-11 to a black guy named Hussein. 

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15 minutes ago, benwynn said:

I have not seen a GOP loss this pathetic since they lost 3 years after 9-11 to a black guy named Hussein. 

I don’t know how any ticket with Sarah Palin on it could lose. She was the intellectual polestar of the GOP. 

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12 hours ago, Mrleft8 said:

Perhaps my mind is failing me..... How many times has Biden been golfing in his first 55 days in office?

 

More often that he has fronted the cameras in public and taken questions?

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2 hours ago, Fakenews said:

Golf is a silly game for silly people.  Which is why Biden doesn’t play it.

Actually Biden does play golf and he’s quite good, USGA 6.7 handicap, although that hasn’t been updated subce 2018. However he’s pretty busy with his day job right now which is why he hasn’t given a press conference either.

https://thegolfnewsnet.com/golfnewsnetteam/2020/11/11/what-is-president-elect-joe-bidens-golf-handicap-how-good-is-he-121246/

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2 hours ago, benwynn said:

I have not seen a GOP loss this pathetic since they lost 3 years after 9-11 to a black guy named Hussein. 

 

2 hours ago, Sol Rosenberg said:

I don’t know how any ticket with Sarah Palin on it could lose. She was the intellectual polestar of the GOP. 

when you're a crass, evil fkg circus, the lows are quite low, indeed.

 

29 minutes ago, Gissie said:

More often that he has fronted the cameras in public and taken questions?

that's right jizzo, cast your ideological dispersions.

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25 minutes ago, 3to1 said:

 

when you're a crass, evil fkg circus, the lows are quite low, indeed.

 

that's right jizzo, cast your ideological dispersions.

Is it true? Or was I wrong and the answer to both is the same - Zero.

Unlike you, I am happy to throw shit at both sides when they fuck up.

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30 minutes ago, Gissie said:

Is it true? Or was I wrong and the answer to both is the same - Zero.

Unlike you, I am happy to throw shit at both sides when they fuck up.

well, you weren't pulling shit out your ass, but I found your point lacking in 'substance'.

the Biden administration is simply a significant improvement (especially if the progressive wing of the party is heeded loud and clear) over the last demented, toxic (right-wing) bowel movement. you'd probably be smarter to leave it there, at this point.

I'll call out the dems if I think it's relevant.

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1 hour ago, Olsonist said:

Actually Biden does play golf and he’s quite good, USGA 6.7 handicap, although that hasn’t been updated subce 2018. However he’s pretty busy with his day job right now which is why he hasn’t given a press conference either.

He's got 4 years worth of insanely stupid and incompetent shit to overturn in the throes of an uncontrolled pandemic, so yeah - pretty busy.

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1 hour ago, 3to1 said:

when you're a crass, evil fkg circus, the lows are quite low, indeed.

Sarah was a high point for the Retardicans.

Assuming a ball gag, she was a total MILF.

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37 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

Sarah was a high point for the Retardicans.

Assuming a ball gag, she was a total MILF.

I was referring to the stain it left, to this day, on the dumb bitch's political party after she attempted to 'step up'. 

satirists fkn' love that shit.

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On 3/15/2021 at 3:33 PM, Madmax said:

Biden was the best they had?

The worst they had was one thousand percent better than the pussy grabber lying cunt.

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During an Oct. 16 rally at the Middle Georgia Regional Airport in Macon, Ga., Trump broached the specter of him losing to Biden in front of hundreds of supporters. 

"I shouldn’t joke, I shouldn’t joke because you know what? Running against the worst candidate in the history of presidential politics puts pressure on me. Could you imagine if I lose?" Trump said at the time. 

"My whole life — what am I going to do? I’m going to say, I lost to the worst candidate in the history of politics! I’m not going to feel so good. Maybe I’ll have to leave the country, I don’t know." 

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13 hours ago, rantro said:
On 3/14/2021 at 10:33 PM, Madmax said:

Biden was the best they had?

The worst they had was one thousand percent better than the pussy grabber lying cunt.

Madmax is too dim to understand - or even have heard of - the old saying "Perfect is the enemy of good"

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53 minutes ago, SloopJonB said:

Madmax is too dim to understand - or even have heard of - the old saying "Perfect is the enemy of good"

So are Republicans.

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21 hours ago, Gissie said:

More often that he has fronted the cameras in public and taken questions?

As opposed to how many times Donny  Bone Spurs had press conferences in HIS first 100 days???

 

Perhaps they couldn't book Four Seasons Landscaping because of the snow?

 

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6 minutes ago, Great Red Shark said:

As opposed to how many times Donny  Bone Spurs had press conferences in HIS first 100 days???

 

Turnip didn't have press conferences, he had sessions of flagrant and disgusting ego spew.

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23 hours ago, Olsonist said:

Actually Biden does play golf and he’s quite good, USGA 6.7 handicap, although that hasn’t been updated subce 2018. However he’s pretty busy with his day job right now which is why he hasn’t given a press conference either.

https://thegolfnewsnet.com/golfnewsnetteam/2020/11/11/what-is-president-elect-joe-bidens-golf-handicap-how-good-is-he-121246/

So, in addition to winning the election, governing and dealing with a pandemic, Biden is also better than the Former Guy at the one thing the Former Guy spends most of his time whaling away at?  LO fuckin' L.

 

And I do mean whale.

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On 3/15/2021 at 9:07 PM, benwynn said:

I have not seen a GOP loss this pathetic since they lost 3 years after 9-11 to a black guy named Hussein. 

I knew someone was making the years shorter on me but didn't know exactly when they started. Thanks for clarifying.

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Life is good!

“You've chosen to ignore content by Venom. Options 

You've chosen to ignore content by Shambolic Tom. Options 

You've chosen to ignore content by Madmax. Options “

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25 minutes ago, jerseyguy said:

Life is good!

“You've chosen to ignore content by Venom. Options 

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4 hours ago, jerseyguy said:

Life is good!

“You've chosen to ignore content by Venom. Options 

You've chosen to ignore content by Shambolic Tom. Options 

You've chosen to ignore content by Madmax. Options “

Cuts the worthless static down considerably.

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17 minutes ago, Ishmael said:

Cuts the worthless static down considerably.

As Frenchie might say, “absolutment.”

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11 hours ago, Madmax said:

 

Fuck me.  

I was going to start an over/under bet on which one of you dipshits would post this first and got too busy today to set it up.

 

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11 hours ago, Madmax said:

 

Looks to me like he has leather soled shoes on.

They don't like carpet stairs.

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On 3/16/2021 at 9:37 AM, Gone Drinking said:

But you all are the ones with him living in your heads.  You need to get out more or at least get laid once in a while. 

Who? Trump?

You know it's strange.

For 4 years I've checked twitter daily to see what that excuse for a US president was up to.

I thought I'd suffer from boredom and symptoms akin to nicotine withdrawal.

Nah. 

He wasn't really that interesting on reflection. He just made America's trials and tribulations easier to google.

  

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