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My daughter and I were having turkey and avocado sandwiches (the bird died for it, but it was worth it) and let her little mutt play with the others.

The little mongrel wanted to hump every critter in sight whether male or female.

It made me think of this home away from home.

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5 minutes ago, Blue Crab said:

I'll bite: why?

Fucking around still spends fun.

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36 minutes ago, See Level said:

Oh, thank God! I thought it had to do with sniffing butts.

Freud said those thinking about butt sniffers think a lot about butts.

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The best thing about dog parks? Are the insanely high number of hot divorcee with low self-esteem...and bored housewives who are.....terminally.....bored.....:lol:

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Just now, justsomeguy! said:

I was thinking turkey and avocado sandwiches, but yeah.

Second best thing......

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8 minutes ago, Autonomous said:

In Portland dog parks were the place to meet dykes but now the homeless have run them off.

I believe that Homeless Dykes is an actual category on Porn Hub....

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I've never had to park my dog. Do they have meters, or is it done at a Boothe where you get a ticket when you enter, and they charge you when you leave?

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31 minutes ago, Mrleft8 said:

I've never had to park my dog. Do they have meters, or is it done at a Boothe where you get a ticket when you enter, and they charge you when you leave?

:lol:......

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2 hours ago, El Mariachi said:

I believe that Homeless Dykes is an actual category on Porn Hub....

Not since the great cleansing.  

Porn Hub ain't what it used to be.

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6 hours ago, hasher said:

My daughter and I were having turkey and avocado sandwiches (the bird died for it, but it was worth it) and let her little mutt play with the others.

The little mongrel wanted to hump every critter in sight whether male or female.

It made me think of this home away from home.

That's what little dogs with balls intact do.

It is annoying though.  I have a friend with a small male dog and while we are having a beer, the dog humps it's fluffy toys.

He does not seem to notice.

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3 hours ago, Randro said:

That's what little dogs with balls intact do.

It is annoying though.  I have a friend with a small male dog and while we are having a beer, the dog humps it's fluffy toys.

He does not seem to notice.

How many adults males can relate to apple pie scene in American pie.

Humans aren't all that different.

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Just now, peragrin said:

How many adults males can relate to apple pie scene in American pie.

Humans aren't all that different.

Well, you may have fucked someones dinner, but I didn't!

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On 4/16/2021 at 11:58 PM, El Mariachi said:

I believe that Homeless Dykes is an actual category on Porn Hub....

No[t that there's anything wrong with that.............

Perhaps explains why this thread hasn't evolved into a hot chicks at the dog park gallery.

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3 hours ago, redboat said:

No[t that there's anything wrong with that.............

Perhaps explains why this thread hasn't evolved into a hot chicks at the dog park gallery.

Is this the part of the movie when someone's supposed to walk up to a stranger and say 'Here, hold my leash'?......

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9 minutes ago, El Mariachi said:

Is this the part of the movie when someone's supposed to walk up to a stranger and say 'Here, hold my leash'?......

Take it to 'In Your Wildest Dreams Anarchy' buddy.

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