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Using the incredible brain trust we have available to the collective us, how about our own radio lingo:

I'll start it off with 

C - COCKAMAMIE 

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56 minutes ago, Snaggletooth said:

V - Voide Ho

The Snagglebet will be a work of funectik arte as soon as it’s compiled.

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2 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

V - Voide Ho

R = Reid

S = Stowe

B = unintended baby

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18 minutes ago, Tunnel Rat said:

MMMMMMmmmmmm. T - Tequila or T - Tits?

Can we agree to use either - depending on the situation?

T - tensionmeter

A - Asshat

D - Dumfukistan

N - NTTAWWT (phonetic = nitwit)

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24 minutes ago, Left Shift said:

Y:  Am I here?

X - Exactly where the fuck am I.

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2 hours ago, Tunnel Rat said:

MMMMMMmmmmmm. T - Tequila or T - Tits?

Can we agree to use either - depending on the situation?

Well ya, but Friday WAS brought up earlier!

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E - EatMyFuck.  

M - He Who Shall Not Be Named = HWSNBN -> "HasBeen"?

F - Fucktard.  Or FourKnotShitBox.  But mostly....Friday!!!!!!!

L - Landt

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D - Diego

F - Fucking

G - Garcia

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1 hour ago, 167149 said:
1 hour ago, Snaggletooth said:

F - Fuctifino

no no no "F" is for Fractal as in fractal mistake

Thisse willbe discusted and finiallized at rhe SA RAPHAL Assembliagge in Septenbere.  Bevere Creeke Ranche juste outside Millano,Tx hase adgreede to hoeste the five daye evente.  Dailey morneng meetengs, discussione groupes, breakoute sessions, buffaye lunche, and afternoone actoivities.  Ride, hunte, fish, shoote, calvacades, Saturday nite galla planned.  Dailey drick specilalles, barbeque, and formalle dineng availlable.  Detailles to fallowe.

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Long, long ago, in a galaxy far away, crew on one yacht in an offshore race communicated with the crew of another, using only the phonetic alphabet in use at the time.

Roughly translated from their language:

“Boat 2, Boat 2, this is Boat 1. Yankee Foxtrot Delta Charlie.”

Where

Y = You

F = Fucking

D = Dirty

C = Cunt.

Apparently, according to legend, it worked.

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Then there is the universal number symbol:  "J"

It can stand for 22, 23, 24, 27, 29, 30, 34, 35, 36, 37, 39, 40, 41, 42, 44, 45, 80, 90, 99, 105, 109, 111, 120, 121, 125, 145, 165.   At least

Good for solving equations having P, H, R and F as variables.

 

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SA Phonetic Alphabet    Some of the suggestions are in place... have at it..... 
A - Asshat
B - 
C - Cunt, Cone, Cockamamie, Cockknocker, 
D - Douchenozzle
E - Elk, Evo
F - Fucktard, Fuckstick, 4ktsb, Friday 
G - Getemout
H - HOBOT
I  - 
J - 
K - 
L - LandT, LR
M - Mac 26x 
N - 
O - 
P - 
Q - 
R - 
S - Surf, Skirts
T - Tensionometer
U - 
V - Void Ho
W - WTF
X - 
Y - 
Z - 

 

Add your own. we can vote on em in a year or so when the old Random Pic Thread gets rebuilt. 

the archives should be fully scanned for candidates....

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1 hour ago, Bump-n-Grind said:

SA Phonetic Alphabet    Some of the suggestions are in place... have at it..... 
A - Asshat
B - 
C - Cunt, Cone, Cockamamie, Cockknocker, 
D - Douchenozzle
E - Elk, Evo
F - Fucktard, Fuckstick, 4ktsb, Friday 
G - Getemout
H - HOBOT
I  - 
J - 
K - 
L - LandT, LR
M - Mac 26x 
N - 
O - 
P - 
Q - 
R - 
S - Surf, Skirts
T - Tensionometer
U - 
V - Void Ho
W - WTF
X - 
Y - 
Z - 

 

Add your own. we can vote on em in a year or so when the old Random Pic Thread gets rebuilt. 

the archives should be fully scanned for candidates....

M = Misty May's Ass

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7 minutes ago, B.J. Porter said:

M = Misty May's Ass

for those youngsters that may not be aware....

Misty May Treanor | Us Versus Them

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3 minutes ago, Bump-n-Grind said:

for those youngsters

are you saying we are old ?

 

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Just now, Mid said:

are you saying we are old ?

 

ripened LOL and more appreciative of the finer things

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Just now, Bump-n-Grind said:

ripened LOL and more appreciative of the finer things

that's better , sippin on a single malt as we speak :)

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SA Phonetic Alphabet    Some of the suggestions are in place... have at it..... 
A - Asshat
B - Beeyotch, Bitchslap, Bumfuck
C - Cunt, Cone, Cockamamie, Cockknocker, 
D - Douchenozzle
E - Elk, Evo
F - Fucktard, Fuckstick, 4ktsb, Friday, Fivehead
G - Getemout
H - HOBOT
I  - 
J - 
K - 
L - LandT, LR
M - Mac 26x, Misty May's Ass
N - NTTAWWT
O - 
P - 
Q - 
R - 
S - Surf, Skirts
T - Tensionometer, Teaky's Desk
U - 
V - Void Ho
W - WTF
X - 
Y - Yeet
Z - 

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Slightly tangentially, in Italy the radio code is uniquely Italian.  As far as I can remember, it goes like this:

Ancona
Bari
Como
Domodossola
Empoli
Firenze
Genova
Hotel
Imola
Juliet
Kilo
Livorno
Milano
Novara (or Napoli)
Otranto
Pisa
Quebec
Roma
Siena
Torino
Udine
Venezia
Washington
X-Ray
Yankee
Zulu

I remember once having to spell a British crewmember's name over the VHF.  Donald Dudderidge.  Took half the morning.

Now back to your regular SA broadcast....

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21 minutes ago, P_Wop said:

Also H for HTFU

while it certainly fits the personality of this exercise  it kinda defeats the purpose of a phonetic alphabet... throwing you into and endless loop of HTFUs to specify 1 H, no?

 

A - Asshat
B - Beeyotch, Bitchslap, Bumfuck
C - Cunt, Cone, Cockamamie, Cockknocker, Cougar
D - Douchenozzle, Downfucker
E - Elk, Evo
F - Fucktard, Fuckstick, 4ktsb, Friday, Fivehead
G - Getemout,Grifter
H - HOBOT, HTFU
I  - Infucker
J - 
K - 
L - LandT, LesbianRobot
M - Mac 26x, Misty May's Ass
N - NTTAWWT
O - Outfucker
P - 
Q - 
R - Rutter
S - Surf, Skirts
T - Tensionometer, Teaky's Desk, Tits
U - Upfucker
V - Void Ho
W - WTF
X - 
Y - Yeet
Z - 

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I gotta hold out for "Hating it's way upwind" to at least make the list. Shout out to the Ed for one of his best lines, you new guys may not remember that far back

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Hey, and another thing,  we gotta find a way to work in something to do with Tin Can, that gal with the frying pan outta Oregon (?), the 2 chicks from Hawaii that Clean "interviewed" and some sort of tip o' the hat to Bob Perry

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6 minutes ago, Latadjust said:

Hey, and another thing,  we gotta find a way to work in something to do with ..................... the 2 chicks from Hawaii that Clean "interviewed" and some sort of tip o' the hat to Bob Perry

Juste a quicke looke up showes nothemg foire 'P', @MR.CLEAN sayes teh name Jen Appelle gives hime PTSD..........

@Bob Perry loves hime some Jamesons and 'J' ist stille open...................                         :)

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3 hours ago, Snaggletooth said:

Juste a quicke looke up showes nothemg foire 'P', @MR.CLEAN sayes teh name Jen Appelle gives hime PTSD..........

@Bob Perry loves hime some Jamesons and 'J' ist stille open...................                         :)

How about:

 

P - Pushed Off the Dock (by Leif Bailey wasn't it?)

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1 hour ago, Ishmael said:
On 5/12/2021 at 6:05 PM, B.J. Porter said:

How about:

 

P - Pushed Off the Dock (by Leif Bailey wasn't it?)

Bruce Nelson.

Ist theire a noticiballe difference?                             :)

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2 hours ago, Ishmael said:
On 5/13/2021 at 10:05 AM, B.J. Porter said:

How about:

 

P - Pushed Off the Dock (by Leif Bailey wasn't it?)

Bruce Nelson.

I thought it was one of those two. I know there was some serious ugliness with Bailey back in the day, too.

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On 5/13/2021 at 3:23 AM, Bump-n-Grind said:

while it certainly fits the personality of this exercise  it kinda defeats the purpose of a phonetic alphabet... throwing you into and endless loop of HTFUs to specify 1 H, no?

 

A - Asshat
B - Beeyotch, Bitchslap, Bumfuck
C - Cunt, Cone, Cockamamie, Cockknocker, Cougar
D - Douchenozzle, Downfucker
E - Elk, Evo
F - Fucktard, Fuckstick, 4ktsb, Friday, Fivehead
G - Getemout,Grifter
H - HOBOT, HTFU
I  - Infucker
J - 
K - 
L - LandT, LesbianRobot
M - Mac 26x, Misty May's Ass
N - NTTAWWT
O - Outfucker
P - 
Q - 
R - Rutter
S - Surf, Skirts
T - Tensionometer, Teaky's Desk, Tits
U - Upfucker
V - Void Ho
W - WTF
X - 
Y - Yeet
Z - 

T - Throat Yogurt

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7 hours ago, Tax Man said:

U for unobtanium

 

That's what a root is for boothy.

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On 5/13/2021 at 3:47 PM, Ishmael said:

Bruce Nelson.

Bruce never left the dock assisted

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On 5/10/2021 at 5:40 PM, Latadjust said:

S - SWITCHAROO 

Could also be used for

R - Roo, The Old Switcha

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A- Asshat

 

B- Beeyotch, Bitchslap, Bumfuck

 

C- Cone, Cunt, Cockamamie, Cockknocker, Cougar

 

D- Douche Nozzle, Downfucker, Dipshitarino, Dubin, Doom & Unmitigated Failure, Dumfuckistan

 

E- Elk, Evo, Eat My Fuck, Evadent

 

F- French Toast, Fucktard, Fuckstick, 4ksb, Friday, Fivehead, Fourth Mode, Fractal Mistake, Fuctifino

 

G- Getemout, Grifter, Gulliballe

 

H- Hobot, HTFU, Harlesaki, Hating It’s Way Upwind, Honey Badger, Hangover

 

I- Infucker, I Fucking Love This Place, International Accolades

 

J- Jenna

 

K-

 

L- Landt, Lesbian Robot

 

M- Mainsheet Girl, Mac 26X, Misty May’s Ass, Moneypit, He Who Shall Not Be Named

 

N- NTTAWWT

 

O- Outfucker, Origami, Orange Is Faster,

 

P- Pod, Pushed Off The Dock, Puddle Of Pleasure

 

Q-

 

R- Rutter, Ridgeline, Rimas, Rum, Reid Stowe

 

S- Surf, Skirts, Samurai Douse, Solo

 

T- Tensionmeter, Teaky’s Desk, Tits, Tequila, Throat Yogurt

 

U- Upfucker, You Can’t Make This Shit Up, Unobtanium

 

V- Void Ho

 

W- WTF

 

X- Exactly where the fuck am I?

 

Y- Yeet, Am I Here?

 

Z- Zero Fucks GIven

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I know I'm not the only keeper of distant memories of SA Forums past, yet I find myself surprised to be in the position of needing to call to your recollection:

S - Shay

or

T - Tight jeans gif

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7 minutes ago, Latadjust said:

I know I'm not the only keeper of distant memories of SA Forums past, yet I find myself surprised to be in the position of needing to call to your recollection:

S - Shay

or

T - Tight jeans gif

Thatelle macke comprtione foire thoise letteres even hardere!                               :)

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4 hours ago, Steam Flyer said:

A- Asshat

 

B- Beeyotch, Bitchslap, Bumfuck

 

C- Cone, Cunt, Cockamamie, Cockknocker, Cougar

 

D- Douche Nozzle, Downfucker, Dipshitarino, Dubin, Doom & Unmitigated Failure, Dumfuckistan

 

E- Elk, Evo, Eat My Fuck, Evadent

 

F- French Toast, Fucktard, Fuckstick, 4ksb, Friday, Fivehead, Fourth Mode, Fractal Mistake, Fuctifino

 

G- Getemout, Grifter, Gulliballe

 

H- Hobot, HTFU, Harlesaki, Hating It’s Way Upwind, Honey Badger, Hangover

 

I- Infucker, I Fucking Love This Place, International Accolades

 

J- Jenna

 

K-

 

L- Landt, Lesbian Robot

 

M- Mainsheet Girl, Mac 26X, Misty May’s Ass, Moneypit, He Who Shall Not Be Named

 

N- NTTAWWT

 

O- Outfucker, Origami, Orange Is Faster,

 

P- Pod, Pushed Off The Dock, Puddle Of Pleasure

 

Q-

 

R- Rutter, Ridgeline, Rimas, Rum, Reid Stowe

 

S- Surf, Skirts, Samurai Douse, Solo

 

T- Tensionmeter, Teaky’s Desk, Tits, Tequila, Throat Yogurt

 

U- Upfucker, You Can’t Make This Shit Up, Unobtanium

 

V- Void Ho

 

W- WTF

 

X- Exactly where the fuck am I?

 

Y- Yeet, Am I Here?

 

Z- Zero Fucks GIven

4 hours ago, Steam Flyer said:

A- Asshat

 

B- Beeyotch, Bitchslap, Bumfuck

 

C- Cone, Cunt, Cockamamie, Cockknocker, Cougar

 

D- Douche Nozzle, Downfucker, Dipshitarino, Dubin, Doom & Unmitigated Failure, Dumfuckistan

 

E- Elk, Evo, Eat My Fuck, Evadent

 

F- French Toast, Fucktard, Fuckstick, 4ksb, Friday, Fivehead, Fourth Mode, Fractal Mistake, Fuctifino

 

G- Getemout, Grifter, Gulliballe

 

H- Hobot, HTFU, Harlesaki, Hating It’s Way Upwind, Honey Badger, Hangover

 

I- Infucker, I Fucking Love This Place, International Accolades

 

J- Jenna

 

K-

 

L- Landt, Lesbian Robot

 

M- Mainsheet Girl, Mac 26X, Misty May’s Ass, Moneypit, He Who Shall Not Be Named

 

N- NTTAWWT

 

O- Outfucker, Origami, Orange Is Faster,

 

P- Pod, Pushed Off The Dock, Puddle Of Pleasure

 

Q-

 

R- Rutter, Ridgeline, Rimas, Rum, Reid Stowe

 

S- Surf, Skirts, Samurai Douse, Solo

 

T- Tensionmeter, Teaky’s Desk, Tits, Tequila, Throat Yogurt

 

U- Upfucker, You Can’t Make This Shit Up, Unobtanium

 

V- Void Ho

 

W- WTF

 

X- Exactly where the fuck am I?

 

Y- Yeet, Am I Here?

 

Z- Zero Fucks GIven

Aren't there some Aussie swear words that start with Q or K? Any other salty lingo from distant shores (nautically derived)?

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